we're not promised tomorrow

brittany. ravenclaw. wdwcm. witty. bookish. current mental state: i was your amber but now she’s your shade of gold

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[judithbuttplug]

[slajm]

do you read HP as health points, hit points, heart points or something else? write your answer in the tags, i’m genuinely curious

[joammanewsom]

[porterr-robinson]

[1980vibes]

PLOT TWIST: you are your crush’s crush.

[hatemailhere]

UNREALISTIC

[sexycabbagepatchdoll]

Lies

[midknyghtkvng93]

Super unrealistic

[turquoise27]

[urdnot]

Netflix’s The Haunting of Hill House (2018)

[stability]

[wombshaker]

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about

[wasabiskull-deactivated20191204]

i’ve been meaning to finish this for ages

[wingsformyanchor]

I guess today was a good day to have a shitty day. Everyone is just assuming I’m trashed and sad because of the election, but I’m actually sad because I hate my life. The girl I like will never even think of me like that. No one ever will.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[wingsformyanchor]

I hate that I’m totally fine having a crush on someone or thinking they’re cute, but as soon as those feelings get any deeper than that, I immediately become depressed again. Like cry myself to sleep, cry on my lunch break, not listening to anything on my drives, just basically wanting to be asleep and not present in life, depressed. And the reason I get this way is because I know nothing will happen. Because as much as I like somebody, it will never happen. It never happens. I am totally content being single and being alone the rest of the time, but as soon as I have true feelings for someone, I just shut down. And I think I have to shut down or my imagination runs amok and thinks of all of these what ifs and maybe this times, but then I have to bring myself back to reality of the fact that it’s not going to happen. It’s never going to happen.

[buzzfeedlgbt]

Tweets via (x) The show will be written by Notaro and Stephanie Allynne, who are married in real life, and the project was based on an original pitch to the network by the couple. Read more here

[iameverysparklywoman]

I literally can’t believe those pictures of Rachel mcadams she looks like someone’s lesbian aunt

[iameverysparklywoman]

This one in particular like the hands in the pockets what the fuck!

[marvellegends]

#PREACH