Modern Day Molly Grue

Avid Reader, Hopeful Writer. This blog features a combination of Disney, Marvel (Team Cap!), Star Wars, TOG & ACOTAR (Nessian/Elucien trash--check out my sideblog NewlyFaeNesta), Miraculous Ladybug, The Adventure Zone, reading, writing, and anything else that makes me laugh. :) If you are viewing this on the Tumblr app, the header was made by artist Steve Thompson.

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[owlmond]

girl who is about to stay up for 3 and a half hours voice: im goinf to bed now For Real

[lostwendy]

I’m in Japan right now and came across this. 😂

[lostwendy]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[blackpyrefly]

william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king

william the concurrer: i agree

[hedgeandhaunted]

Summer vibes for Arcanine

[reinerist]

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[cute-catts]

Inner peace 🕊️🐱😌

[aurora1040]

i wanna be that cat

[audpaints]

Rendition in marker

[curioscurio]

*jingling keys in front of elon musk* elon they were always gonna use you as the fall boy you need to do something alarming and crazy to get back at Trump jingle jingle oooh you wanna physically harm him so bad jingle jingle elon musk you could totally get away with doing something insane to the president btw jingle jingle

[curioscurio]

go white boy go

[lizardvangogh]

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[moodsandtenses]

I'm really enjoying the growing consensus in the notes that there's an Eternal Rivalry Between Vampires and Werewolves now, entirely because the werewolves, sick of Dracula's bullshit, have unionized.

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[shamebats]

[underwaterfraulein]

@emsails YOU'RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[socialistexan]

This is amazing and I'm so excited. Queer players and fans have felt so marginalized for so long (and under attack recently) that it's so nice to see someone put action behind their words in our support

[kayyybay]

"hands rated e for everyone" funny af i've never heard someone say that lol ima use that one day

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[goldpersonified]

I received 2k 2 days after reblogging this