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MATCH ✌️ alyson & luna

Alyson: Wait, without looking at your profile let me guess.

Alyson: Your name is Luna and you aspire to travel among the stars one day, which is kinda fucking weird.

Alyson: Not the travelling among the stars part because that's pretty cool.

Alyson: But the fact that your name is Luna and that's what you want to do in life. How correct was I?

MATCH ✌️ alyson & lacey

Alyson: I'm not really into all this "hi how are you what are you really looking for" business.

Alyson: But hi. Alyson. What's up?

MATCH ✌️ alyson & mackenzie

Alyson: I used to have a friend called Mackenzie.

Alyson: She was a bitch.

Alyson: But hey, I'm Alyson. Hopefully you're not that much of a bitch.

MATCH ✌️ alyson & quentin

Alyson: I didn't think anyone used the musical instrument emoji's.

Alyson: What do you even use it for?

MATCH ✌️ alyson & quinn

Alyson: You have any funny stories from your last dates?

Alyson: If yes, please tell.

chat: hunter + alyson.

HUNTER: Do you not like all physical contact or just most?

Alyson: Are you asking if I like sex?

Alyson: Because that's probably the only physical contact I enjoy. Hugging and holding hands and shit like that is fucking gross.

Alyson: Kissing is okay too I guess. But only sometimes.

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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