Tristan: Hey guys, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Lancelot, Meliodas, and Ban: No!
King: Alright, that's it, you guys. What happened out there?
Lancelot: What? We took a walk. Nothing happened. I came back with nothing all over me.
King: What does that mean?
Tristan: Come on, what happened? Dad?
Lancelot: No. Uncle Meli, we swore we'd never tell!
Ban: They'll never understand.
Meliodas: But we have to say something. We have to get it out. It's eating me alive.
Meliodas: Lancelot got stung by a jellyfish!
Lancelot: Alright! I got stung. Stung bad. I couldn't stand. I- I couldn't walk.
Ban: We were two miles from the house. We were scared and alone. We didn't think we could make it.
Lancelot: I was in too much pain.
Meliodas: And I was tired from digging a huge hole.
Ban: And then Cap'n remembered something.
Meliodas: I'd seen this thing on the Discovery Channel.
Tristan: Wait a minute, I saw that. On the Discovery Channel. Yeah, about jellyfish and how if you— EW! You peed on yourself?
Lancelot: You can't say that! You don't know! I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't... bend that way. So... *looks at Meliodas*
Tristan, King, and Galehaut: Ew!
Meliodas: That's right. I stepped up. He needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.
Meliodas: Only, uh, I couldn't. I got stage fright. I wanted to help but there was too much pressure. So, I, um, I turned to Ban.
Ban: Cap'n kept screaming at me, "Do it now. Do it. Do it now." Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.
Meliodas: That's because sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
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