DANGANRONPA 3 ABRIDGED STARTERS.
these are so funny i hate it. part four!
‘i know it’s a drag, but you’re smart.’
‘you don’t want that, do you?’
‘knife scarecrows. i’m gonna be rich!’
‘you know i’ll die from my allergies, right?’
‘how about i travel back in time and find out, jackass?’
‘hey, now, young flower, you shouldn’t feel so bad.’
‘it’s like if redbull and cappuccino had a baby.’
‘why aren’t you swearing your loyalty to me?’
‘fuck you, my stomach is stabbing itself in the stomach!’
‘what the hell have i done to deserve today?’
‘you are a horrible person!’
‘don’t talk back to me, trash!’
‘aaaand, these are drugs!’
‘how the diddly do did this happen?’
‘i sure am one unlucky son of a gun.’
‘scratch that, my luck is flawless.’
‘and that’s how i blew up the gym.’
‘people aren’t flowers, flowers are flowers.’
‘i know it’s hard for you to understand, because you’re a little dimmer than most.’
‘that’s bullshit! so not metal!’
‘watch your tone, mortal. his name is fluffles, and we love him.’
‘oh, god, i die next, don’t i?’
‘i like making sweets, so i thought you deserved one.’
‘i’m extremely allergic to sugar.’
‘don’t go too much into it.’
‘it’s not like they’re good, anyway.’
‘what’s next? you gonna go fetch?’
‘i got you, fam. stay safe while daddy goes shopping.’
‘and i believe that’s what the french call ‘checkmate’, bitch.’
‘can you please just kill me already?’
‘i wanna see change in this world.’
‘hope can’t be made from bloodshed.’
‘i’ve lost a lot of blood, i’m talking a load of crap right now.’
‘if you, like, spare my life, i’ll grant you three wishes.’
‘this gun have knives on it. i bet it shoots knives. like a gun knife, or a knife gun.’
‘holy plot twist almighty.’
‘so i’m a little colourblind, sue me.’
‘true. one of us will die.’
‘i can only take so much shit from a guy who literally wears a crown.’
‘you’re my friend. i just suck at saying it.’
‘if you’re gonna fight, at least get a hit in.’
‘if i hold my breath long enough, maybe i can end it all!’
‘i will tear your goddamn throat out!’
‘i do get where they’re coming from when it comes to fucking you over.’
‘at least i still have my dashing looks.’