Mania

supposedly an adult

[everythingfox]

“Please don’t stop the pets”

(via)

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[thefeminineurge]

[randomfae]

“come back with a warrant”

i felt that. i shall start using that answer. it’s perfect.

[cuuno-moved]

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

[technicalzombie]

oh, have you been tricked into loving yourself?

[cuuno-moved]

oh my fucking god is that what just happened

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[fossilnet]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[koraxmarinus]

the bird namers really knocked it out of the park with this one

[bloodenjoyer]

Its me qtip don’t listen to them boy put me in your ear

[catasters]

[thoughtportal]

[scavengedluxury]

Not sure how you could interpret this information as landlords being the ones facing a crisis, but go off.

[notallfay]

Perfect analogies don’t belong in the tags!

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate my linear algebra textbook.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

I LOVE your algebra textbook

[ghostparties]

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[kosmogrl]

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier