im too shy to introduce a-yi but shes a little critter that i love and and and. she was Not amused to discover she was the last one to realize her crush on her friend
honestly my favourite part of selfshipping is. literally creating my inserts and also any other ocs that i need. it just brings me SO much joy working out my inserts and stuff
and. and kids ocs. elysia darling you started as a silly kid oc but now you are one of my favourite ocs altogether. i need to introduce you guys to elysia one day. like properly introduce her. maybe... one day...
60 questions that can be made into an OC ask game, or you can just fill everything out yourself to get to know your character a little better :)
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[1] What first impression do they typically make? Are they likeable from the get go, or take time to grow on people?
[2] How does their social personality differ from how they act when theyβre alone?
[3] What emotion is the hardest for them to deal with?
[4] How physically and emotionally affectionate they are?
[5] Are they good at keeping secrets?
[6] How direct are they in conversations, do they speak in hints and riddles or bluntly say what they think?
[7] Are they a good liar, and what would they probably lie about?
[8] How open they are about their true feelings, both positive and negative?
[9] What is their love language?
[10] How quickly do they fall for someone?
[11] What are small things that make them happy?
[12] How high is their self-esteem?
[13] What kind of sense of humor do they have, if any?
[14] What does it take to make them laugh, and what does their laugh sound like?
[15] How do they act around people they don't like?
[16] Do they easily rely on others to help them out, or prefer doing everything themselves?
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[17] What is their biggest struggle that no one around them is able to understand or believe?
[18] Do they ever have to hide their identity and for what reason?
[19] If they could change one thing about their past, what would they change?
[20] When theyβre sad or upset, do they need company or some time alone?
[21] When theyβre sick, would they want others to visit and take care of them, or they would rather prefer not to be seen at not their best?
[22] Do they have nightmares, and if yes, when did they start and what are they usually about?
[23] What was the worst, the darkest period of their life that they have been through?
[24] How hard it is for them to not allow their emotions to cloud their judgement?
[25] Do they have fears and phobias, and if they do, do they usually keep it to themselves or talk about it openly?
[26] Do they have any physical or mental ilness, how do they handle it and how open they are about it?
[27] Do they have any scars, how did they get them and how do they feel about them?
[28] What is something that they will never be able to forgive?
[29] How do they deal with loss, stress and anger?
[30] What are their most healthy and most unhealthy coping mechanisms?
[31] How hard it is for them to own up to their mistakes and wrongdoings?
[32] Is there something they've done in the past that they deeply regret till this day?
[33] What are one of their fondest and most treasured memories?
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[34] Do they have vices they don't want others to know about?
[35] Do they like their own appearance, and what do they do, if anything, to alter it in any way?
[36] Do they own items that have sentimental value?
[37] How would they spend a lazy day when they have nothing specific to do?
[38] What do they usually do or where do they go when they need to feel comfortable and safe?
[39] What is their sleeping habits and favorite sleeping position, either alone and with someone?
[40] How picky they are with food, do they have specific dietary requirements based on their health or culture?
[41] Whatβs their usual morning routine?
[42] What is their idea of a perfect friendly hangout and/or romantic date?
[43] Do they enjoy flirting or being flirted with?
[44] On a party, where would you find them?
[45] For an event, would they dress like they typically do, or go all out?
[46] Would they rather dress to look attractive or to feel comfortable, and what would they never wear?
[47] Do they drink alcohol, and if they do, how much and how often?
[48] Are they, or were they at some point in their life, a part of any subculture?
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[49] Do they possess any unexpected skill or knowledge that surprises others, and otherwise, what is something anyone would assume they know or can do, but in fact they donβt?
[50] What are they really good and really bad at?
[51] How good are they with money?
[52] Do they speak any other languages aside from their own?
[53] Do they like to sing and how confident they are with their singing?
[54] Do they like giving gifts, and how good are they at picking good gifts?
[55] How long does it take for them to make a new place feel like home, and what do they need for it?
[56] How would they react to hearing a dirty joke?
[57] What was the most stupid or dangerous thing they have ever done?
[58] In the situation where they had to choose, would they rather stay loyal to their morals or to people they love?
[59] What would they want to be remembered for?
[60] If they were to commit a crime, what kind of crime would it most likely be?
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some of these question were written myself, some are the courtesy of my friend, and some were brought from my questionnaires in my old fandom. if you use them, please reblog or link back to this post
me when affogato and macchiato. me when the doomed siblings. me when they will be separated for longer than they were together because macchiato is still at the dark cacao kingdom and affogato joined cod. they won't be together ever again, and yet the stack of letters still grows. she would really like to have her older brother at her side, it's so scary looking over the kingdom when dark cacao and his watchers have left for beast yeast. she's not alone at her job, of course not, but she's not with her brother. they haven't been reunited for very long, so why does she miss him. i'm shaking them. what the fuck!!
what i originally wanted to say. i miss my ocs. i unfortunately miss them a lot and that includes my crk ocs but also vien and my uma musume ocs and and and
vien would never let astarion ascend (and it's a big moment for her tooβ directly going against someone! someone very important to her! she tells him no!) but in that rare scenario he does end up ascending, vien unable to do anything but listen to him because that's what she was taught best after allβ obedienceβ and astarion does ascend...
...vien is, probably unsurprisingly, very quick to leave him. she is not going to be someone's prized posession ever again but oh, gods, how it hurts her to see the person she loved turn into... this, her partially to blame for it.
i died and came back to life and died again. anyway vien and astarion meeting because of the tadpole is the only? possible way? for them to be happy? so many possible what ifs and only one has them both happy
both vien and astarion live a good life with their families. they both dieβ vien either with her mom or killed by her captor later. one of them lives and the other dies. vien never escapes her abuser, where astarion escapes thanks to the tadpoleβ and vice versa.
or maybe they do meet, but as cazador's spawn and a runaway, just once. maybe vien never goes with. maybe does against her better judgement. only one option ends with her being alive.
(vien's busy entertaining the people around, hoping for an easy coin to help her survive the next day. there's a pale elf sitting somewhere and their eyes meet as vien is looking around the place, even if just for a moment. none of them pays mind to the other, barely acknowledging each other, and the night goes on. unknowingly to them, one day, their paths will intertwine in ways none of them ever expected.)
there is. really no happy ending for vienstarion in any other timeline than the current one. doomed couple. very doomed. and not even that timeline is 100% safe because in the rare scenario astarion does ascend... well. vien is very quick to leave him. but about that ill talk on a different ocassion
NAH NAH COME BACK HERE I NEED TO BEAT YOU UP WITH HAMMERS. YOU WALK ONTO MY DASHBOARD AND SHOOT ME WHEN YOU THINK MY BACK IS TURNED???????? WHEN YOU THINK I AM NOT LOOKING????????????? SMH. EXPLODES YOU WITH MY MIND. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
NO STOP BEATING ME UP NO!!!! NOOOO AUGHHHH /DIES/ im shooting you in advance. youre welcome /silly
#why are there like 9839382 alternate timelines where these guys are Not happy. β Because π did you notice the only timeline where they are both happy and had never experienced trauma is where they don't even know each other? the one they never met? the one vien's mother never died and she got to stay with her family, grown into a village chief after her father and live a good life? the one where astarion was never turned into a spawn by cazador, forced to work for him for years and years? do you see where im going with it?
to make this post a bit nicer, i will say that they do! live a fairly nice life post-game. i think vien introduces him to her parents at some point. like yeah, that's my boyfriend. yes he's a vampire NO DONT KILL HIM PLEASEEE HES A GOOD MAN!!! oh gods thank you. they probably meet with their friends when they have the ocassion. they learn how to live again, and they heal, and it's not linear and it's hard and painful and just so terrible at times, but there are days where things are better, and days where things are just ok, and soon the days where things are bad become less and less.
(there's a moment where her parents... die. they were just humans, their lifespans incomparable with vien'sβ especially with astarion's. the first time vien truly realizes she's going to outlive her family, when her mom jokes about her declining health and how she's probably going to kick the bucket soon, vien... truly, truly doesn't know what to do with herself. she doesn't know.)
some day they probably find a way back to vien's village and vien gets to reunite with her father. it's bittersweet. vien is no longer the little girl his father used to know, and neither he is the same person. he doesn't know how badly vien was hurt by life and she... doesn't tell him, no, keeps that part of herself away, but at least they are reunited.
astarion and vien probably stay in that village for longer tbh. it's not a very sunny place! good for astarion! and i like to think it happens like. MANY many years post game so i guess both astarion and vien are doing... better mentally. at that point. so yeah. they are doing Okay post-game. no need to KILL ME AGAIN!!
i died and came back to life and died again. anyway vien and astarion meeting because of the tadpole is the only? possible way? for them to be happy? so many possible what ifs and only one has them both happy
both vien and astarion live a good life with their families. they both dieβ vien either with her mom or killed by her captor later. one of them lives and the other dies. vien never escapes her abuser, where astarion escapes thanks to the tadpoleβ and vice versa.
or maybe they do meet, but as cazador's spawn and a runaway, just once. maybe vien never goes with. maybe does against her better judgement. only one option ends with her being alive.
(vien's busy entertaining the people around, hoping for an easy coin to help her survive the next day. there's a pale elf sitting somewhere and their eyes meet as vien is looking around the place, even if just for a moment. none of them pays mind to the other, barely acknowledging each other, and the night goes on. unknowingly to them, one day, their paths will intertwine in ways none of them ever expected.)
there is. really no happy ending for vienstarion in any other timeline than the current one. doomed couple. very doomed. and not even that timeline is 100% safe because in the rare scenario astarion does ascend... well. vien is very quick to leave him. but about that ill talk on a different ocassion
oh no! the bars of my cage have shattered into a million pieces. ahem... anyways! π₯°
sigh. this is myrellis (she/they probably but tbh she does not gaf what people call her). i don't think anyone ever pulls out the legal government name on her though. it is myra and myra ONLY... to astarion and her other friends anyways. it's straight up 'm' to everyone else. you call her myrellis and you're getting the most CRIMINAL side eye known to man. myrellis? who is that? her name is myra. π€¨ this has no evil implications at all trust me fr
the lack of body, hair, and face diversity kind of kicked my ass with myra but i did what i could HELPDHKSGKFN don't let that face fool you. this is an elf who is 49 at most. that girl is a baby by elf standards (and my godddd do other elves treat her like it. do they ever. good lord.)
i imagine she stumbled into baldur's gate at like 19 after fleeing from a sort of trafficking ring that operated elsewhere and has just kind of been there ever since. known astarion for at LEAST a solid 30 years of that time. minor sillies about them for you:
do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him... π he is one of the only people she has spoken to on a semi-regular basis since arriving in the city... does she ever accidentally drop a word like that and then straight up gaslight the people around her. i'm CACKLING at the thought of her just being like "idk you must have misheard me. your hearing must be going. poor thing. have you considered getting your ears examined? π€·ββοΈ"
i made a joke in one of my bg3 posts about myra being astarion's favorite feral and mangy stray but lowkey i DO think that's how their dynamic started off. she was just his fav little street thief for a while. an apprentice, if you will. just a funny little guy that he taught to survive in the streets. OBVIOUSLY teaching them thievery and stealth was completely necessary πππ (it kinda was actually LMAO)
slowly, over the years, the relationship evolved into "yes, you are functionally my only real family in this gods-forsaken place. no i would not die for you. i would sell you out if it benefitted me (would i?). yes i'd probably kill somebody for you but i'd make it seem like it was done as a favor. i would grieve if something happened to you. i'd move on immediately. i would forget you ever existed. your memory would haunt me forever." this is on both sides btw. yeah. ...hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°
^ myra and astarion have an unspoken agreement that they'd prioritize themselves over one another (they've never really addressed this, but there's just that unspoken understanding. there is no honor among thieves. they both know this.) but if it ever came down to it, i don't think myra could uphold her end of that. she wouldn't blame astarion if he upheld his side, but her? could she really do it? i don't think so. i think myra knows this, hence why she plays off her relationship to astarion as being "just some guy she works with sometimes." can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it.
she is much nicer than astarion is but don't be fooled. do Not be fooled. she will be very quick to let people know that her allyship comes at a price! she also immediately catches an attitude if someone else is rude to her first. you get what you give ok. not that she's like, the NICEST anyways, she has the jaded roughness of someone who has a history of crime to survive, but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP
astarion probably imparted his diva beauty wisdom onto myra. if they need to run amok the city as they do, she could at LEAST do it with her hair looking half decent???? it is a consequence of the fact that she literally looked like she emerged from war when they first met. she's more particular about her apperance now. HAHEKHEKSG
astarion gets 0 discounts on the things she sells. how DARE he even ask her for such a thing??? smh. (.......he will get some discounts if he asks π)
the horrors are plentiful in this sibling ass relationship and the horrors get INFINITELY WORSE than the few ones i gave disclosed here. i am keeping the Worse Horrors secret for now...
aphe. Aphe. i expected crumbs NOT BRICKS!!!! oh myra. you're a silly little critter i see. i do not trust your "no evil implications" behind her name though... i do Not trust you ππ
"do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him" yes!! oh my god imagine having two people at the camp talk like this. gotta start carrying a vocabulary book HAHAASSH go gaslight them diva, no one needs to know about your ancient vocabulary π
"hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°" IT HAS A MASSIVE STING!!!! IM UNWELL ABOUT THEM!!!! ughhh dynamics like this are the best. the worst. breaks my heart fr it's both sad but also not??!! i don't even have words but i just love dynamics like this so badly πππ (just look at macchiato and affogato man)
"can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it." π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§± BRICKS BE UPON YOU!!!!!
"(...) but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP" AND THIS MAKES MYRA THE BETTER SIBLING HERE!!!! who even is astarion. some wet ass cat? idk him myra is my fav sibling now <3 /SILLY also no discounts is deserved. HE CAN EARN (steal) FOR THOSE THINGS HIMSELF!!! NO DISCOUNT!!! βββββ
i am scared of the horrors. already the mentions of a TRAFFICKING RING??!! and that she's just 49 years old is enough for me to be scared. please spare them and me from the horrors ππ
oh? what's that? you want More Bricks? just you wait. it gets soooo much worse. i cannot emphasize enough how much fucking WORSE it gets. teehee. π₯°π
myra truly is a silly little critter!!! probably affiliated with the guild tbh. very infamous among other lawbreakers (of course, to them, she is simply known as 'm', faceless and otherwise nameless)!!!!!!! known for stealing from some quite high-profile people, with only a few limits as to who she will not make enemies of!!!!!! the silliest little critter in all of baldur's gate!!
"must have been the wind" ass oc ππππ SHE WILL CATCH HERSELF HALFWAY THROUGH A SENTENCE AND IS LIKE "hm. no. i am going to reword this. i will Not be saying this in a way that sounds like my asshole brother I MEAN ASSOCIATE!!!!! nuh uh." SOMEONE FREE MY GIRL FROM THE ANCIENT VOCABULARY CURSE BRO!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TAKE HER AWAY FROM ASTARION. GET HIM AWAY FROM HER. DO NOT IMRPINT YOUR EVIL AND ANCIENT VOCABULARY ONTO A LITERAL BABY βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
YEAHHHHHHH OUCHHHHHHHH i just immediately knew that these two would have that sort of dynamic. i just Knew. immediately understood that yeah, this is what it would look like. in a way, i mean, isn't it also rooted in wanting to see the other person be safe? best way to be safe is to prioritize your safety first. and naturally, of course, both of them would want safety for one another, even if they don't really say it outright. but honestly, would either one of them even really pull that move atp? when their relationship has developed into something so deep and precious? would astarion really be able to pull that, if the danger and the risk was so immense that it got to the point of even considering doing so in the first place anyways? what dangers would let it get to this point? certainly not just a simple run-in with the law, or a monster hunter, or anything of the like. anything easy to deal with wouldn't even spark the thought of "i should abandon him/her. my safety is at risk." the danger would have to be immense. severe. there are few dangers that fulfill this requirement. thus, when faced with those dangers, would he really be able to abandon them, if he knew for sure what their fate would be? i don't know. i can see it going either way. but i'm inclined to think that, under very specific circumstances, he wouldn't... or he would, and he would not be able to forget what he did. it would keep him up at night. hm. hmm. oh well! anyways π their dynamic is both "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." it is both all at once. and OUGH is it agonizing. ough. ough. my shaylassssssss
HEY MAN I'M JUST SAYING!!!!!!! while myra's allies are plentiful, so are her enemies!!!!!!! and what would those enemies do if they knew myra valued astarion that much!!!!!!!!!!! just saying!!!!
SO REAL MYRA IS THE BETTER SIBLING π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ who even is astarion fr. lets talk about the cute and funny sibling he has a 2 century age gap with (....which. is probably normal for elves anyway icl LMFAO do we have dnd lore about this. chat how big do we think elven sibling age gaps get). lets talk about her. ALSO REAL LMFOAHEMSGSJSG why do i feel like he routinely steals from her. just to see if she'll notice. and OH when she notices, she makes a scene out of it (...as if she also hasn't, you know, stolen from him. she. she has. btw. yeah). drama queen! wonder where she gets that from... π
the trafficking ring is the PAST horror. we have yet to speak of the FUTURE horrors. /silly
NO!!!! NO MORE BRICKS!!!!! STOP THAT-- /dies/ leave the nameless faceless silly critter alone ππ
we need to ban astarion from ancient vocabulary. he tries to say something ancient and instead gets hit with a brick the moment he opens his mouth. do you think it would work. im sure it would HAHA
this entire paragraph is just one massive brick tbh I DONT LIKE YOU!!!! "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." man. man. it is agonizing i need to shake myra and astarion. you always make me unwell about your ocs and she's not an exception ππ
RAHHHHHHH π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ idk him fr. is he an npc? oh his sibling is way cooler than him? great! AHAJAHS they probably do have big age differences... and yes im sure he steals. is it really astarion if he doesnt steal something from someone /silly its ok i think myra is allowed to make scenes. astarion isnt. if he got robbed then i think its for a reason HAHAHSHS and myra could never do anything wrong <3
HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT NO FUTURE HORRORS!!! WHO NEEDS THEM!!! I DONT!!! i have a shield AND I WILL THROW HORRORS BACK AT YOU
you will kill me when i finally do drop the other bricks π₯° but for now! i am gatekeeping them. <3
FR!!!!!! hit this guy with a brick everytime he says something like fucking 'agog.' ok old man. ok. how about we all throw bricks at him /silly
I'M SORRY BUT IT'S FITTING FOR THEM NO?!???!?!? is it not fitting for them--for both of them--to prioritize themselves over one another, when giving consideration to the fact that both of them have had their freedom and autonomy restricted? or... to claim that they would, at least?
SO TRUE HIS YOUNGER SIBLING IS WAYYYY COOLER THAN HE IS!!!!! he DEFINIFELY steals from her and she DEFINITELY calls his ass out the second she notices. pay for your items like a NORMAL PERSON, ASTARION. how DARE YOU steal from your own familyβ ASSOCIATE. how dare you steal from your own ASSOCIATE. ππ (<- she says, all the while she is in possession of things that definitely belonged to astarion at some point and he definitely did not give them to her...). myra totally slips and calls him family to his face before he ever does to her btw. yeah. do we think it sparks some kind of crisis within him the first time it happens. does he think about it for a while. probably. pretends not to though. AWWWW WAIT DO WE THINK AFTER A WHILE SHE ALSO SLIPS AND DOES IT TO VIEN TOO. AWWEEE
oh and so true! myra is completely innocent. she could never do anything wrong ever! do not pay any mind to the fact that she is literally a criminal! <3
π fine ill just throw vien bricks back at you. whatever!
astarion as much as tries to say anything and he gets hit with a brick atp. i wanna feel sorry for him because he did nothing to deserve this bullying (other than exist) but i kinda dont. believe me i love him!!!
IT IS FITTING BUT. MAN </3 man. Man. doesnt make it less hurting </3
"AWWWW WAIT DO WE THINK AFTER A WHILE SHE ALSO SLIPS AND DOES IT TO VIEN TOO. AWWEEE" THATD BE SO CUTE??!! YES!!!! shoutout to poor vien who would bluescreen at this HAHAHSJD oh. what. family. FAMILY???? but laughs it off as if nothing ever happened... yes... she's gonna need a moment! not everyday you have someone call you their family! thats a big thing isnt it. please give her a moment but i think she would be very happy, even if she wouldnt show it that much! prepare to get baby status'd even more, myra π«΅
oh come on let them be! smh so what shes a criminal. shes also the better sibling and a silly critter and is absolutely innocent. smh ππ
MYRA WOULD TOTALLY SLIP AND SAY THAT TO HER AFTER A GOOD WHILE OF KNOWING ONE ANOTHER!!!!!!!! it takes timeβa lot of time, of course; i mean, let's not forget how LONG it took her to slip and do it to astarion himself, who could be argued to be someone who played a more significant part than most in raising her for the last 30ish years (um. now, was he a GOOD influence? ......that's debatable. LMAOAOSHWKSF)βand it probably also happens when myra's guard is down or when she's distracted by something else and just kind of offhandedly murmurs something about seeing vien as a sister. i feel like she straight up just blanks for a second and then just moves on. gaslighting and denial to the MAXIMUM if someone brings it up to her. denial is a river in egypt, myra, vien is your SISTER π«΅π«΅π«΅ she's sooooo embarrassed i'm ngl, and she is skillfully sly enough to be calm and collected about it as she plays it off when people bring it up to her, but there's this hint of nervousness in her body language. like she is soooo close to just darting away and avoiding the conversation as a whole. if she was less in control of herself and her emotions, she would probably cast invisibility and disappear and sulk in a corner somewhere /SILLYYYYY
so true!!!! the silliest and most innocent little criminal in all of baldur's gate <3 also 100000000000x cooler than astarion <3
"denial is a river in egypt, myra, vien is your SISTER π«΅π«΅π«΅" THATS YOUR BIG SIS!!!! be in denial as much as you want myra!!! you cant win with facts!!!! /silly but i think casting invi and running away would be iconic. actually she should do that. i wish i could do that sometimes HAHAHSH
oh no! the bars of my cage have shattered into a million pieces. ahem... anyways! π₯°
sigh. this is myrellis (she/they probably but tbh she does not gaf what people call her). i don't think anyone ever pulls out the legal government name on her though. it is myra and myra ONLY... to astarion and her other friends anyways. it's straight up 'm' to everyone else. you call her myrellis and you're getting the most CRIMINAL side eye known to man. myrellis? who is that? her name is myra. π€¨ this has no evil implications at all trust me fr
the lack of body, hair, and face diversity kind of kicked my ass with myra but i did what i could HELPDHKSGKFN don't let that face fool you. this is an elf who is 49 at most. that girl is a baby by elf standards (and my godddd do other elves treat her like it. do they ever. good lord.)
i imagine she stumbled into baldur's gate at like 19 after fleeing from a sort of trafficking ring that operated elsewhere and has just kind of been there ever since. known astarion for at LEAST a solid 30 years of that time. minor sillies about them for you:
do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him... π he is one of the only people she has spoken to on a semi-regular basis since arriving in the city... does she ever accidentally drop a word like that and then straight up gaslight the people around her. i'm CACKLING at the thought of her just being like "idk you must have misheard me. your hearing must be going. poor thing. have you considered getting your ears examined? π€·ββοΈ"
i made a joke in one of my bg3 posts about myra being astarion's favorite feral and mangy stray but lowkey i DO think that's how their dynamic started off. she was just his fav little street thief for a while. an apprentice, if you will. just a funny little guy that he taught to survive in the streets. OBVIOUSLY teaching them thievery and stealth was completely necessary πππ (it kinda was actually LMAO)
slowly, over the years, the relationship evolved into "yes, you are functionally my only real family in this gods-forsaken place. no i would not die for you. i would sell you out if it benefitted me (would i?). yes i'd probably kill somebody for you but i'd make it seem like it was done as a favor. i would grieve if something happened to you. i'd move on immediately. i would forget you ever existed. your memory would haunt me forever." this is on both sides btw. yeah. ...hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°
^ myra and astarion have an unspoken agreement that they'd prioritize themselves over one another (they've never really addressed this, but there's just that unspoken understanding. there is no honor among thieves. they both know this.) but if it ever came down to it, i don't think myra could uphold her end of that. she wouldn't blame astarion if he upheld his side, but her? could she really do it? i don't think so. i think myra knows this, hence why she plays off her relationship to astarion as being "just some guy she works with sometimes." can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it.
she is much nicer than astarion is but don't be fooled. do Not be fooled. she will be very quick to let people know that her allyship comes at a price! she also immediately catches an attitude if someone else is rude to her first. you get what you give ok. not that she's like, the NICEST anyways, she has the jaded roughness of someone who has a history of crime to survive, but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP
astarion probably imparted his diva beauty wisdom onto myra. if they need to run amok the city as they do, she could at LEAST do it with her hair looking half decent???? it is a consequence of the fact that she literally looked like she emerged from war when they first met. she's more particular about her apperance now. HAHEKHEKSG
astarion gets 0 discounts on the things she sells. how DARE he even ask her for such a thing??? smh. (.......he will get some discounts if he asks π)
the horrors are plentiful in this sibling ass relationship and the horrors get INFINITELY WORSE than the few ones i gave disclosed here. i am keeping the Worse Horrors secret for now...
aphe. Aphe. i expected crumbs NOT BRICKS!!!! oh myra. you're a silly little critter i see. i do not trust your "no evil implications" behind her name though... i do Not trust you ππ
"do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him" yes!! oh my god imagine having two people at the camp talk like this. gotta start carrying a vocabulary book HAHAASSH go gaslight them diva, no one needs to know about your ancient vocabulary π
"hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°" IT HAS A MASSIVE STING!!!! IM UNWELL ABOUT THEM!!!! ughhh dynamics like this are the best. the worst. breaks my heart fr it's both sad but also not??!! i don't even have words but i just love dynamics like this so badly πππ (just look at macchiato and affogato man)
"can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it." π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§± BRICKS BE UPON YOU!!!!!
"(...) but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP" AND THIS MAKES MYRA THE BETTER SIBLING HERE!!!! who even is astarion. some wet ass cat? idk him myra is my fav sibling now <3 /SILLY also no discounts is deserved. HE CAN EARN (steal) FOR THOSE THINGS HIMSELF!!! NO DISCOUNT!!! βββββ
i am scared of the horrors. already the mentions of a TRAFFICKING RING??!! and that she's just 49 years old is enough for me to be scared. please spare them and me from the horrors ππ
oh? what's that? you want More Bricks? just you wait. it gets soooo much worse. i cannot emphasize enough how much fucking WORSE it gets. teehee. π₯°π
myra truly is a silly little critter!!! probably affiliated with the guild tbh. very infamous among other lawbreakers (of course, to them, she is simply known as 'm', faceless and otherwise nameless)!!!!!!! known for stealing from some quite high-profile people, with only a few limits as to who she will not make enemies of!!!!!! the silliest little critter in all of baldur's gate!!
"must have been the wind" ass oc ππππ SHE WILL CATCH HERSELF HALFWAY THROUGH A SENTENCE AND IS LIKE "hm. no. i am going to reword this. i will Not be saying this in a way that sounds like my asshole brother I MEAN ASSOCIATE!!!!! nuh uh." SOMEONE FREE MY GIRL FROM THE ANCIENT VOCABULARY CURSE BRO!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TAKE HER AWAY FROM ASTARION. GET HIM AWAY FROM HER. DO NOT IMRPINT YOUR EVIL AND ANCIENT VOCABULARY ONTO A LITERAL BABY βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
YEAHHHHHHH OUCHHHHHHHH i just immediately knew that these two would have that sort of dynamic. i just Knew. immediately understood that yeah, this is what it would look like. in a way, i mean, isn't it also rooted in wanting to see the other person be safe? best way to be safe is to prioritize your safety first. and naturally, of course, both of them would want safety for one another, even if they don't really say it outright. but honestly, would either one of them even really pull that move atp? when their relationship has developed into something so deep and precious? would astarion really be able to pull that, if the danger and the risk was so immense that it got to the point of even considering doing so in the first place anyways? what dangers would let it get to this point? certainly not just a simple run-in with the law, or a monster hunter, or anything of the like. anything easy to deal with wouldn't even spark the thought of "i should abandon him/her. my safety is at risk." the danger would have to be immense. severe. there are few dangers that fulfill this requirement. thus, when faced with those dangers, would he really be able to abandon them, if he knew for sure what their fate would be? i don't know. i can see it going either way. but i'm inclined to think that, under very specific circumstances, he wouldn't... or he would, and he would not be able to forget what he did. it would keep him up at night. hm. hmm. oh well! anyways π their dynamic is both "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." it is both all at once. and OUGH is it agonizing. ough. ough. my shaylassssssss
HEY MAN I'M JUST SAYING!!!!!!! while myra's allies are plentiful, so are her enemies!!!!!!! and what would those enemies do if they knew myra valued astarion that much!!!!!!!!!!! just saying!!!!
SO REAL MYRA IS THE BETTER SIBLING π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ who even is astarion fr. lets talk about the cute and funny sibling he has a 2 century age gap with (....which. is probably normal for elves anyway icl LMFAO do we have dnd lore about this. chat how big do we think elven sibling age gaps get). lets talk about her. ALSO REAL LMFOAHEMSGSJSG why do i feel like he routinely steals from her. just to see if she'll notice. and OH when she notices, she makes a scene out of it (...as if she also hasn't, you know, stolen from him. she. she has. btw. yeah). drama queen! wonder where she gets that from... π
the trafficking ring is the PAST horror. we have yet to speak of the FUTURE horrors. /silly
NO!!!! NO MORE BRICKS!!!!! STOP THAT-- /dies/ leave the nameless faceless silly critter alone ππ
we need to ban astarion from ancient vocabulary. he tries to say something ancient and instead gets hit with a brick the moment he opens his mouth. do you think it would work. im sure it would HAHA
this entire paragraph is just one massive brick tbh I DONT LIKE YOU!!!! "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." man. man. it is agonizing i need to shake myra and astarion. you always make me unwell about your ocs and she's not an exception ππ
RAHHHHHHH π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ idk him fr. is he an npc? oh his sibling is way cooler than him? great! AHAJAHS they probably do have big age differences... and yes im sure he steals. is it really astarion if he doesnt steal something from someone /silly its ok i think myra is allowed to make scenes. astarion isnt. if he got robbed then i think its for a reason HAHAHSHS and myra could never do anything wrong <3
HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT NO FUTURE HORRORS!!! WHO NEEDS THEM!!! I DONT!!! i have a shield AND I WILL THROW HORRORS BACK AT YOU
you will kill me when i finally do drop the other bricks π₯° but for now! i am gatekeeping them. <3
FR!!!!!! hit this guy with a brick everytime he says something like fucking 'agog.' ok old man. ok. how about we all throw bricks at him /silly
I'M SORRY BUT IT'S FITTING FOR THEM NO?!???!?!? is it not fitting for them--for both of them--to prioritize themselves over one another, when giving consideration to the fact that both of them have had their freedom and autonomy restricted? or... to claim that they would, at least?
SO TRUE HIS YOUNGER SIBLING IS WAYYYY COOLER THAN HE IS!!!!! he DEFINIFELY steals from her and she DEFINITELY calls his ass out the second she notices. pay for your items like a NORMAL PERSON, ASTARION. how DARE YOU steal from your own familyβ ASSOCIATE. how dare you steal from your own ASSOCIATE. ππ (<- she says, all the while she is in possession of things that definitely belonged to astarion at some point and he definitely did not give them to her...). myra totally slips and calls him family to his face before he ever does to her btw. yeah. do we think it sparks some kind of crisis within him the first time it happens. does he think about it for a while. probably. pretends not to though. AWWWW WAIT DO WE THINK AFTER A WHILE SHE ALSO SLIPS AND DOES IT TO VIEN TOO. AWWEEE
oh and so true! myra is completely innocent. she could never do anything wrong ever! do not pay any mind to the fact that she is literally a criminal! <3
π fine ill just throw vien bricks back at you. whatever!
astarion as much as tries to say anything and he gets hit with a brick atp. i wanna feel sorry for him because he did nothing to deserve this bullying (other than exist) but i kinda dont. believe me i love him!!!
IT IS FITTING BUT. MAN </3 man. Man. doesnt make it less hurting </3
"AWWWW WAIT DO WE THINK AFTER A WHILE SHE ALSO SLIPS AND DOES IT TO VIEN TOO. AWWEEE" THATD BE SO CUTE??!! YES!!!! shoutout to poor vien who would bluescreen at this HAHAHSJD oh. what. family. FAMILY???? but laughs it off as if nothing ever happened... yes... she's gonna need a moment! not everyday you have someone call you their family! thats a big thing isnt it. please give her a moment but i think she would be very happy, even if she wouldnt show it that much! prepare to get baby status'd even more, myra π«΅
oh come on let them be! smh so what shes a criminal. shes also the better sibling and a silly critter and is absolutely innocent. smh ππ
oh no! the bars of my cage have shattered into a million pieces. ahem... anyways! π₯°
sigh. this is myrellis (she/they probably but tbh she does not gaf what people call her). i don't think anyone ever pulls out the legal government name on her though. it is myra and myra ONLY... to astarion and her other friends anyways. it's straight up 'm' to everyone else. you call her myrellis and you're getting the most CRIMINAL side eye known to man. myrellis? who is that? her name is myra. π€¨ this has no evil implications at all trust me fr
the lack of body, hair, and face diversity kind of kicked my ass with myra but i did what i could HELPDHKSGKFN don't let that face fool you. this is an elf who is 49 at most. that girl is a baby by elf standards (and my godddd do other elves treat her like it. do they ever. good lord.)
i imagine she stumbled into baldur's gate at like 19 after fleeing from a sort of trafficking ring that operated elsewhere and has just kind of been there ever since. known astarion for at LEAST a solid 30 years of that time. minor sillies about them for you:
do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him... π he is one of the only people she has spoken to on a semi-regular basis since arriving in the city... does she ever accidentally drop a word like that and then straight up gaslight the people around her. i'm CACKLING at the thought of her just being like "idk you must have misheard me. your hearing must be going. poor thing. have you considered getting your ears examined? π€·ββοΈ"
i made a joke in one of my bg3 posts about myra being astarion's favorite feral and mangy stray but lowkey i DO think that's how their dynamic started off. she was just his fav little street thief for a while. an apprentice, if you will. just a funny little guy that he taught to survive in the streets. OBVIOUSLY teaching them thievery and stealth was completely necessary πππ (it kinda was actually LMAO)
slowly, over the years, the relationship evolved into "yes, you are functionally my only real family in this gods-forsaken place. no i would not die for you. i would sell you out if it benefitted me (would i?). yes i'd probably kill somebody for you but i'd make it seem like it was done as a favor. i would grieve if something happened to you. i'd move on immediately. i would forget you ever existed. your memory would haunt me forever." this is on both sides btw. yeah. ...hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°
^ myra and astarion have an unspoken agreement that they'd prioritize themselves over one another (they've never really addressed this, but there's just that unspoken understanding. there is no honor among thieves. they both know this.) but if it ever came down to it, i don't think myra could uphold her end of that. she wouldn't blame astarion if he upheld his side, but her? could she really do it? i don't think so. i think myra knows this, hence why she plays off her relationship to astarion as being "just some guy she works with sometimes." can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it.
she is much nicer than astarion is but don't be fooled. do Not be fooled. she will be very quick to let people know that her allyship comes at a price! she also immediately catches an attitude if someone else is rude to her first. you get what you give ok. not that she's like, the NICEST anyways, she has the jaded roughness of someone who has a history of crime to survive, but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP
astarion probably imparted his diva beauty wisdom onto myra. if they need to run amok the city as they do, she could at LEAST do it with her hair looking half decent???? it is a consequence of the fact that she literally looked like she emerged from war when they first met. she's more particular about her apperance now. HAHEKHEKSG
astarion gets 0 discounts on the things she sells. how DARE he even ask her for such a thing??? smh. (.......he will get some discounts if he asks π)
the horrors are plentiful in this sibling ass relationship and the horrors get INFINITELY WORSE than the few ones i gave disclosed here. i am keeping the Worse Horrors secret for now...
aphe. Aphe. i expected crumbs NOT BRICKS!!!! oh myra. you're a silly little critter i see. i do not trust your "no evil implications" behind her name though... i do Not trust you ππ
"do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him" yes!! oh my god imagine having two people at the camp talk like this. gotta start carrying a vocabulary book HAHAASSH go gaslight them diva, no one needs to know about your ancient vocabulary π
"hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°" IT HAS A MASSIVE STING!!!! IM UNWELL ABOUT THEM!!!! ughhh dynamics like this are the best. the worst. breaks my heart fr it's both sad but also not??!! i don't even have words but i just love dynamics like this so badly πππ (just look at macchiato and affogato man)
"can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it." π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§± BRICKS BE UPON YOU!!!!!
"(...) but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP" AND THIS MAKES MYRA THE BETTER SIBLING HERE!!!! who even is astarion. some wet ass cat? idk him myra is my fav sibling now <3 /SILLY also no discounts is deserved. HE CAN EARN (steal) FOR THOSE THINGS HIMSELF!!! NO DISCOUNT!!! βββββ
i am scared of the horrors. already the mentions of a TRAFFICKING RING??!! and that she's just 49 years old is enough for me to be scared. please spare them and me from the horrors ππ
oh? what's that? you want More Bricks? just you wait. it gets soooo much worse. i cannot emphasize enough how much fucking WORSE it gets. teehee. π₯°π
myra truly is a silly little critter!!! probably affiliated with the guild tbh. very infamous among other lawbreakers (of course, to them, she is simply known as 'm', faceless and otherwise nameless)!!!!!!! known for stealing from some quite high-profile people, with only a few limits as to who she will not make enemies of!!!!!! the silliest little critter in all of baldur's gate!!
"must have been the wind" ass oc ππππ SHE WILL CATCH HERSELF HALFWAY THROUGH A SENTENCE AND IS LIKE "hm. no. i am going to reword this. i will Not be saying this in a way that sounds like my asshole brother I MEAN ASSOCIATE!!!!! nuh uh." SOMEONE FREE MY GIRL FROM THE ANCIENT VOCABULARY CURSE BRO!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE TAKE HER AWAY FROM ASTARION. GET HIM AWAY FROM HER. DO NOT IMRPINT YOUR EVIL AND ANCIENT VOCABULARY ONTO A LITERAL BABY βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
YEAHHHHHHH OUCHHHHHHHH i just immediately knew that these two would have that sort of dynamic. i just Knew. immediately understood that yeah, this is what it would look like. in a way, i mean, isn't it also rooted in wanting to see the other person be safe? best way to be safe is to prioritize your safety first. and naturally, of course, both of them would want safety for one another, even if they don't really say it outright. but honestly, would either one of them even really pull that move atp? when their relationship has developed into something so deep and precious? would astarion really be able to pull that, if the danger and the risk was so immense that it got to the point of even considering doing so in the first place anyways? what dangers would let it get to this point? certainly not just a simple run-in with the law, or a monster hunter, or anything of the like. anything easy to deal with wouldn't even spark the thought of "i should abandon him/her. my safety is at risk." the danger would have to be immense. severe. there are few dangers that fulfill this requirement. thus, when faced with those dangers, would he really be able to abandon them, if he knew for sure what their fate would be? i don't know. i can see it going either way. but i'm inclined to think that, under very specific circumstances, he wouldn't... or he would, and he would not be able to forget what he did. it would keep him up at night. hm. hmm. oh well! anyways π their dynamic is both "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." it is both all at once. and OUGH is it agonizing. ough. ough. my shaylassssssss
HEY MAN I'M JUST SAYING!!!!!!! while myra's allies are plentiful, so are her enemies!!!!!!! and what would those enemies do if they knew myra valued astarion that much!!!!!!!!!!! just saying!!!!
SO REAL MYRA IS THE BETTER SIBLING π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ who even is astarion fr. lets talk about the cute and funny sibling he has a 2 century age gap with (....which. is probably normal for elves anyway icl LMFAO do we have dnd lore about this. chat how big do we think elven sibling age gaps get). lets talk about her. ALSO REAL LMFOAHEMSGSJSG why do i feel like he routinely steals from her. just to see if she'll notice. and OH when she notices, she makes a scene out of it (...as if she also hasn't, you know, stolen from him. she. she has. btw. yeah). drama queen! wonder where she gets that from... π
the trafficking ring is the PAST horror. we have yet to speak of the FUTURE horrors. /silly
NO!!!! NO MORE BRICKS!!!!! STOP THAT-- /dies/ leave the nameless faceless silly critter alone ππ
we need to ban astarion from ancient vocabulary. he tries to say something ancient and instead gets hit with a brick the moment he opens his mouth. do you think it would work. im sure it would HAHA
this entire paragraph is just one massive brick tbh I DONT LIKE YOU!!!! "there is no honor among thieves; put yourself before me" and "i will not betray you if you do not betray me first." man. man. it is agonizing i need to shake myra and astarion. you always make me unwell about your ocs and she's not an exception ππ
RAHHHHHHH π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ idk him fr. is he an npc? oh his sibling is way cooler than him? great! AHAJAHS they probably do have big age differences... and yes im sure he steals. is it really astarion if he doesnt steal something from someone /silly its ok i think myra is allowed to make scenes. astarion isnt. if he got robbed then i think its for a reason HAHAHSHS and myra could never do anything wrong <3
HOW ABOUT WE TALK ABOUT NO FUTURE HORRORS!!! WHO NEEDS THEM!!! I DONT!!! i have a shield AND I WILL THROW HORRORS BACK AT YOU
oh no! the bars of my cage have shattered into a million pieces. ahem... anyways! π₯°
sigh. this is myrellis (she/they probably but tbh she does not gaf what people call her). i don't think anyone ever pulls out the legal government name on her though. it is myra and myra ONLY... to astarion and her other friends anyways. it's straight up 'm' to everyone else. you call her myrellis and you're getting the most CRIMINAL side eye known to man. myrellis? who is that? her name is myra. π€¨ this has no evil implications at all trust me fr
the lack of body, hair, and face diversity kind of kicked my ass with myra but i did what i could HELPDHKSGKFN don't let that face fool you. this is an elf who is 49 at most. that girl is a baby by elf standards (and my godddd do other elves treat her like it. do they ever. good lord.)
i imagine she stumbled into baldur's gate at like 19 after fleeing from a sort of trafficking ring that operated elsewhere and has just kind of been there ever since. known astarion for at LEAST a solid 30 years of that time. minor sillies about them for you:
do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him... π he is one of the only people she has spoken to on a semi-regular basis since arriving in the city... does she ever accidentally drop a word like that and then straight up gaslight the people around her. i'm CACKLING at the thought of her just being like "idk you must have misheard me. your hearing must be going. poor thing. have you considered getting your ears examined? π€·ββοΈ"
i made a joke in one of my bg3 posts about myra being astarion's favorite feral and mangy stray but lowkey i DO think that's how their dynamic started off. she was just his fav little street thief for a while. an apprentice, if you will. just a funny little guy that he taught to survive in the streets. OBVIOUSLY teaching them thievery and stealth was completely necessary πππ (it kinda was actually LMAO)
slowly, over the years, the relationship evolved into "yes, you are functionally my only real family in this gods-forsaken place. no i would not die for you. i would sell you out if it benefitted me (would i?). yes i'd probably kill somebody for you but i'd make it seem like it was done as a favor. i would grieve if something happened to you. i'd move on immediately. i would forget you ever existed. your memory would haunt me forever." this is on both sides btw. yeah. ...hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°
^ myra and astarion have an unspoken agreement that they'd prioritize themselves over one another (they've never really addressed this, but there's just that unspoken understanding. there is no honor among thieves. they both know this.) but if it ever came down to it, i don't think myra could uphold her end of that. she wouldn't blame astarion if he upheld his side, but her? could she really do it? i don't think so. i think myra knows this, hence why she plays off her relationship to astarion as being "just some guy she works with sometimes." can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it.
she is much nicer than astarion is but don't be fooled. do Not be fooled. she will be very quick to let people know that her allyship comes at a price! she also immediately catches an attitude if someone else is rude to her first. you get what you give ok. not that she's like, the NICEST anyways, she has the jaded roughness of someone who has a history of crime to survive, but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP
astarion probably imparted his diva beauty wisdom onto myra. if they need to run amok the city as they do, she could at LEAST do it with her hair looking half decent???? it is a consequence of the fact that she literally looked like she emerged from war when they first met. she's more particular about her apperance now. HAHEKHEKSG
astarion gets 0 discounts on the things she sells. how DARE he even ask her for such a thing??? smh. (.......he will get some discounts if he asks π)
the horrors are plentiful in this sibling ass relationship and the horrors get INFINITELY WORSE than the few ones i gave disclosed here. i am keeping the Worse Horrors secret for now...
aphe. Aphe. i expected crumbs NOT BRICKS!!!! oh myra. you're a silly little critter i see. i do not trust your "no evil implications" behind her name though... i do Not trust you ππ
"do you think myra definitely knows what words like agog mean because of him" yes!! oh my god imagine having two people at the camp talk like this. gotta start carrying a vocabulary book HAHAASSH go gaslight them diva, no one needs to know about your ancient vocabulary π
"hey why does this silly kind of have a little sting to it π°" IT HAS A MASSIVE STING!!!! IM UNWELL ABOUT THEM!!!! ughhh dynamics like this are the best. the worst. breaks my heart fr it's both sad but also not??!! i don't even have words but i just love dynamics like this so badly πππ (just look at macchiato and affogato man)
"can't let her enemies know that she'd actually hesitate if it came down to it." π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§±π§± BRICKS BE UPON YOU!!!!!
"(...) but she's easier to get along with than astarion is. uh. usually. HELP" AND THIS MAKES MYRA THE BETTER SIBLING HERE!!!! who even is astarion. some wet ass cat? idk him myra is my fav sibling now <3 /SILLY also no discounts is deserved. HE CAN EARN (steal) FOR THOSE THINGS HIMSELF!!! NO DISCOUNT!!! βββββ
i am scared of the horrors. already the mentions of a TRAFFICKING RING??!! and that she's just 49 years old is enough for me to be scared. please spare them and me from the horrors ππ
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