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Xuebing Du

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
KIROKAZE
dirt enthusiast
RMH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
Not today Justin

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Kaledo Art
Game of Thrones Daily
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap

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@winterstormsystem
when interacting with roleplayers, please assume I'm just a regular guy in rp. just. a random ass dude. might be a dog in a trench coat.
clicking Mark’s new video and him ending it with “I can finally escape the blood ocean and curl up into Ryan Gosling’s arms” made me put my head into my hands.
It makes me feel like this
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
Grace, playing a fucked up prank on Simon: Here this is a hamburger! Its from cow and totally not me.
Simon: well thats a weird thing to say... *eats it* <I hope my stomach takes this well, I cant remember when I had animal meat last. Also I havent seen any animals here.... thats probably nothing>
Grace: Ha! I lied. It's a me-burger!
Simon: *not phased, keeps chewing*
Grace:... heh.. Si? You hear me? ... its.. its human meat...
Simon: Yeah, tastes better then the others ive had though so *shrugs* <at least I know my stomach wont reject this. This fuckin slaps. Wonder what makes Ryland taste so good>
Grace:.... si? What.. what do you mean by that buddy? .... simon.... simon, dont look at me like a steak bud.
Rocky: Now friend Grace know what Rocky feel when Grace show his teeth. Also Friend simon please do not eat friend Grace..
Grace: Yawning is NOT the same as this, Rock!
hello i would like everyone to know that sometimes you can sob your eyes out and have an existential crisis one moment and then suddenly you're booking your driver's test and applying for jobs and crocheting a blanket and maybe life isn't so bad anymore!! maybe you can feel awful and fix your life anyway!! maybe you're allowed to be a wreck and still be good enough!! i am a full on adult and have avoided getting my license for years but now i'm finally doing it because i've grown around the fear!!!! the world didn't crash and burn when i was fifteen!! i did this for myself and i'm going to be okay!!
the way i am shaking with tears is an understatement I'VE BEEN QUOTED
I'm printing it and taping it to my mirror BTW
I’m printing it and
taping it to my mirror
BTW
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
that shikigami AU
FUCK it’s even worse, Mark said HE will get out of the Blood Ocean and curl up in Ryan’s arms, I cannot—
cheat code
NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
gotta include the bonus panel
Humans are weird
There’s a lot on here about how humans would be considered a weird species when compared to the rest of alien life. I got to thinking about how aliens would respond to humans having multiple skillsets. Like, imagine that every alien species is divided based on their skills, scientists are only scientists, warriors are only warriors, chefs are only chefs, and so on.
The moment that humans get thrown into the mix the new medical officer, and the first human on board, is not only able to perform exceptionally as a doctor, but can also fix mechanical problems on the ship. And if you challenge them to a game of those paper rectangles humans call “cards” you can watch your credit balance decrease after each “hand”.
Image the aliens being utterly baffled by a human who spends all their day in the kitchen also being able to calm down and contain the sixteen foot apex predator the crew brought on board that morning, at the cost of two expedition teams.
And how much would it freak the aliens out if the ship got attacked, and the normally very calm and collected human Records Keeper pulls a laser pistol out of her desk and proceeds to slaughter the raiders without breaking a sweat.
“Human-Tifa, I thought you were trained in classical literature!” said Jorbit, still shaking in his grey uniform and getting a healthy amount of sweat on the recently cleaned floor. Tifa returned the pistol to her desk and sat back down to keep working. “I spent two tours on Locus 8 during the Captish Wars.″ she says, and Jorbit absorbs this information slowly, gaining a new appreciation for the crew’s Record Keeper. He picked himself up, and made a mental note to never annoy any of the ship’s humans.
Grace, explaining how humans evolved: yeah so basically we evolved to be persistance predators where we would just slowly walk towards our prey and track it until it got so tired it couldn't fight back or run away and then we killed it :)
Rocky, who is an Eridian, an AMBUSH predator, who can't see light and so cannot track things the way humans can, and that doesn't have a lot of stamina and literally won't be able to wake up once they fall asleep: grace what the fuck statement--
Only day you can rb this
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
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pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows
I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 3/7 Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Monkey D. Luffy/Trafalgar D. Water Law, Monkey D. Luffy & Trafalgar D. Water Law, Monkey D. Luffy & Portgas D. Ace & Sabo, Monkey D. Luffy & Sabo, Monkey D. Dragon & Monkey D. Luffy Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Trafalgar D. Water Law, Sabo (One Piece), Koala (One Piece), Hack (One Piece), Monkey D. Dragon, Revolutionary Army (One Piece) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Developing Relationship, Alternate Marineford Events, Baltigo (One Piece), Luffy is sent to Baltigo instead, Law is also there, Dragon is a ???? parent?, Portgas D. Ace Lives, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Sabaody Archipelago Arc Summary:
Law headed back into the Sabaody Archipelago on a whim.
He tried to get the Strawhat captain away from the Warlord Kuma without thinking.
They ended up on this strange white island due to a very clear choice by said Warlord. Now, Law’s goal should be to get back to his crew as soon as possible. For some unknown reason though, Mugiwara-ya seemed to think he owed Law something for his ‘help.’
Law couldn’t even figure out what he’d apparently helped Luffy with.