Let Drígnyn Say Fuck

A collection of incorrect quotes, in-game fuckery, and general ridiculous things our players say in Bard Quest, Conduit Campaign, and Curse of Strahd. "About" page below has player names, character races/classes and who's in which campaign!

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Synden, hurriedly looking through first aid kit: why did you stuff it full of cheetos??

Ell🅱️agg, bleeding out: thought it was funny at the time

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Ell🅱️agg: fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, that's just messed up. like come on. you know I'm dumb as hell.

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Hlif: Come at me with any attack, I can defend it

Silver: You're stupid

Hlif, holding back tears: I meant a physical attack

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Demyan: You wanna come chill and watch a movie?

Vedas: I've seen all the movies

Demyan:

Demyan: All the movies ever made?

Vedas: yeah

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Loren, texting: Hey, Theo changed all the names in my phone. Who is this?

John: what does mine say?

Loren: "Don't Answer"

John: this is John

Loren: ah... guess he missed this one

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[simultaneously]

Theo: I have to pee

Vedas: I need a drink

Theo:

Vedas:

Theo: ...looks like we both have something to gain here

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Ell🅱️agg: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

Blut, through tears: he lied

Synden: sbeve

Aiya: how did you say that out loud??

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[on a date with Theo]

Waiter: Soup or salad?

Mini, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear: WHAT'S A SUPER SALAD?

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Loren: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains

Loren: a ray of hope for my band

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Barber: How would you like your hair cut today?

Hlif: Ideally with scissors, but I've always thought a sword would be kind of cool

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Fergie: how do you always know when I'm sad?

The rest of the band: well, you were dressed in sad colors

The rest of the band: and you were listening to sad songs

The rest of the band: and you taped a note to yourself saying, "I'm sad, ask me why"

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Demyan: Please revise your no swearing in the wagon rule

Loren: Why?

Demyan: [gestures]

Vedas, in the background: well that really drills my pickles

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Ari: you lied??

Kallista: I may have

Ari: you may have, or you did?

Kallista:

Kallista: I may have did

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Snickers commercial: You're not you when you're hungry

Ell🅱️agg, always hungry: ...who am I???

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Elihu: GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Silver: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?? stay out of this

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Police Officer, pulling Ell🅱️agg over: Are you registered?

Ell🅱️agg: I don't vote

Officer: I meant the car

Ell🅱️agg: Ohhhhh, haha sorry

Ell🅱️agg: It doesn't vote either

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Can we NOT base our decisions on what does or doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?

Loren