Eat The Rude

Silly lil goth, Satanist, obsessed with Ghost, Hannibal, weirdcore/ dreamcore, MLP ✨

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math finally started teaching me something I can use in life like how to map the trajectory of explosive projectiles

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why do as the world caves in (Sarah cothran) and goodbye (Bo burnam) have the same melody

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that one you’re going in the soup meme but instead it’s a picture of Hannibal

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Highkey stupid this literally exists 😭

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was Costco always this big of a stronghold or was that just after 9/11

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Girlhoods a pipeline or beware of the spectrum or whatever

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one of my fav mildly obscure folk bands doesn't drop a piece of music for 8 years

they drop a new single no warning beforehand

it's country

it's country Christian music

It's country Christian music

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has anyone drawn mpreg William afton preggers with Henry’s child, asking for a friend, also for this friend I require visual evidence, thanks

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the ghouls yearn for monstrance clock

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Las Vegas is not real because why are the pilots of my flight blasting pitbull

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“this is the last time” I mutter to myself as I put the same song in the que for the 584647285773rd time in a row that day (this has been going on for about three days)

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I hate to admit this (lie) but Your Idol from kpdh is actually so fun to freestyle flag to 😭

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imagine finally transitioning to be a woman and trump passes a bill that makes everyone in America a woman

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I just remembered the time where I thought I had a pretty good doctor but now that I think about it she was your average American doctor operating on a woman because I had gotten kidney surgery because I needed one removed because it was practically dead, then I got an infection from the surgery and part of a kidney infection is peeing blood, which I was doing, and she deadass asked me “are you on your period?” HONEY YOURE A DOCTOR WHO SPECIALIZES IN THINGS LIKE THIS WHAT DO YOU THINK ME PISSING BLOOD MEANS (hint: I’m pissing it, it’s coming out of the wrong hole)

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my mom: I have a perfect gaydar

me: look me in the eyes and say that again

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I finally understand small artists pain because I just started listing my jewelry literally 10 minutes ago, I’ve only gotten through like three things, and someone already sends me a lowball offer for not only not enough for me to be paid, but less than the materials themselves cost

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no one gets more worked up over something so small than a fully grown old man over a kid doing fun makeup because they like it

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chat I’m having a zipper crisis and old Reddit posts aren’t helping

the zipper will zip down but not up past a certain point on a dress where the skirt part meets the shirt part, I’ve tried lubricant, I’ve tried holding it together, I’ve tried warming it up, does anyone got any knowledge on how to fix this, you’ll literally be a lifesaver 😭