You’ve been ancy for the last week or so, since the arrival of the new dictator president of Solitude has arrived. You wonder, is this donkey really going to change anything? What are the Gods going to do?
Shiri steps up to the podium in front of the Community Center, gathering a large crowd. You have a bad feel scoob.
Shiri declares that there will be an election among the Gods of Solitude. Shiri will be advising and running everything, considering he already has the islands under his careful watch. Throughout this election, several categories of opinions and debates will be posted. Each candidate will be free to answer and hope they catch the public’s best interest. You, the islanders, will be able to vote at the end of each debate!
Whoever has the most votes at the end of the election, may ( or may not ) overthrow the Donkey, and be Supreme God for the rest of the year! So choose wisely.
Because this is the rule of the democrasscy, you folks will have to listen to Shiri’s rules until the hoovelections are over! The following rules are listed below:
Curfew is now at 9 PM in the weekdays, unless holding a permit for work or official business. 11 PM on weekends
All clothing and apparel must now be adorned in royal purple. See here for an example
The phoenix is banned from the volcano until further notice
All candidates must wear royal purple formal business wear. Suits and dress pants are appropriate
This is an independent election, meaning the Goats will not be working together and may not have any sort of intimacy
When Shiri addresses you, you address him as Mister Shiri. Nothing more, nothing less
Failure to comply with these rules, will result in you being flung into the ocean to be eaten by the sea monsters.
MAY THE BEST CANDIDATE WIN
