Wish Granting Darkness

Wish your problems away...

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It's me Captain Hitsugaya

Don't worry guys it's just an ice clone that bleeds, everything will be fine next chapter.

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I'd like to share my two favorite builds for the game. One is a katana ninja with near infinite stamina that can cut through a squad of Max Tac under 20 seconds with Jinchu Maru. The other is an absolute tank with maximum armor and over 750 health that can withstand a barrage of fire while comfortably aiming headshots with the Malorian or bonking anyone that gets too close with the Gold Plated Baseball Bat.

Both can work in the secret ending (tested on medium difficulty) with the only caveat being you must tap the health item on your own if things get a little too spicy at one moment.

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Dear Vault Bros and Sistas our time has come!

America has ellected a fascist government run by technooligarchs with no oversight, is trying to annex Canada and is en route to war with China.

All that just 50 years ahead of schedule!

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Walpurgisnacht Fears

Remember that when Walpurgisnacht was going to show up in the original series Japan got hit by a freaking Tsunami, maybe they are really afraid the witch will bring another disaster so they keep delaying her movie.

Gloom aside, the most likely release date is on Walpurgisnacht day.

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Wraith Arc in a Nutshell

So I've been following the Wraith Arc here on Tumblr and the entire plot sums up to Homura's pent up gayness being so strong it broke the Wraith system when they tried to handle it.

Seriously Homura, you want Madoka so badly you trusted a Wraith who looks like her on a whim? No wonder her lust broke the poor girl on Rebellion.

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In the Red Century timeline the military dictatorship in Brazil never fell and neither did armoured vehicle manufacturer Engesa went bankrupt.

As a result the Osório tank was fully developed and mass produced, resulting in further iterations and modernizations to the tank.

This is the EE-T2A4 Osório, the fourth version armed with explosive reactive armor and trophy active defense systems. It also bears advanced optics and a 50. cal remote weapon station. The upgrades make the tank weight 52 tons or 9 tons more than the original EE-T2 model.

This desert cammo is the halmark of Royal Saudi forces fiercely engaging in combat against the Arab Socialist Coalition under the scorching heat of the desert and burning oilfields.

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Sorgheim - Trauer Reich

Flag of the Abyss of Sin, the Realm of Grief and the Empire of Entropy.

Once upon a time there was an Origin, an Origin that loved itself wholeheartedly and poured all that love into her child.

When that child did not draw breath, the heart of her mother was broken by despair for there is no greater grief than losing one's only child.

And now entropy rages against all the firmament, killing every Universe and only slowing down by "adopting" the souls of magical girls.

"Oh my beautiful children, thee will fill my hollowed heart with joy and soothe my neverending grief!"

Twisting every miracle into a curse and every soul into a monster, she gathers her chosen into the realm of infinite magic where time has no meaning and nothing decays.

Cycle after cycle she unites a new couple of daughters into a wedding of neverending love, a fused soul of absolute destruction that consumes several Universes to become a Demon Goddess.

Her horde grows since the dawn of time and her domain exuberates countless eldritch horrors living in perfect harmony until the day she unleashes all her children against the remaining Universes.

God help us all when that happens.

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HOLY FWARK

That giant library of witches is gonna fuse into Walpurgisnacht, no wonder the damn thing is so powerful.

The last question remaining is who is the lynchpin? Homura are you really going to absorb all those curses and become the ultimate witch just to keep Madoka trapped in the stage you constructed?

Damn girl stop spinning like a fool!

On a sidenote maybe the happy ending were the friends we made along the way right?

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Help the long doggo live a long life!

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One appointment is estimated at £1800-2500, with no payment plans available. I am doing my best to come up with the money on my own but I could use some help.

If it is at all feisable I would be forever grateful for any donations or a reblog to spread awareness.

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I am from a poor country and can't directly help but if you are from Europe plz help.

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Dumb Theory

If they are going to revive Shepard again next game, my dumb theory is that the N7 promo figure is Shepard's child.

I think that, given what happened with Veilguard, BioWare is gonna railroad and cut down Shepard's canonical romances to be Liara, Kaidan and Ashley with the later two only happening in hetero fashion.

The plot of Mass Effect 5 will revolve around Shepard waking up 600 years in the future after being put in stasis due to the injuries they sustained in the Destroy ending.

They will discover the Crucible had a nasty side effect of plunging Earth into an ice age that forced humanity out of it and Shepard's child went to Andromeda in search of the terraforming technology to restore humanity's home planet.

Liara revived Shepard to accomplish this mission but most importantly to stop the ressurgent Leviathans from taking over the Milky Way and to prevent the Kett from using the Andromeda Mass relay to invade and make things worse.

All in all the next game will be about saving two galaxies and catching up with the child you never saw growing so that Shepard can retire and enjoy the vids while Garrus watches them over that bar in the sky.

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Ultimate Madoka in Exedra

Ain't her a bit too overpowered to be playable? Or are we gonna face Ultimate Kriemhild Gretchen somehow?

This feels like playing pokémon with Arceus in your team to be honest.

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Walpurgisnacht draws close

We are nearing the festival of Walpurgisnacht in real life and the movie Walpurgisnacht Rising comes out later this year. I could be dead wrong but we should prepare ourselves for another trailer and a massive info dump in the coming days. Brace yourselves fellow meguka fans!

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So, uh, fun (?) fact...

You know how at the end of the last Walpurgisnacht fight, you get a staged segment (hehe, staged) with solo Madoka?

I never thought to do this at the time, but if you actually try to check Walpurgisnacht's stats...

Okay, nothing happens. At FIRST. You get the standard-looking menu. But if you click on "Enemy Info" - which makes a sound, but doesn't do anything - and then click on Skills, you'll get this...kind of broken-looking Kioku page with a bunch of sample text.

Whatever, seems like a bug, right?

But if you click on the Details tab after this, you get...

Which, uh...

Chat, what does this mean?

Why does - okay, well, there's a lot going on here with the max stats and horribly redundant Kioku title, but, chat, why does it say Homura Akemi there? Hello????

Okay, to be more serious, this is probably a bug.

You normally go to Ally Info when you click on Enemy Info, and vice versa. You only have a super powered-up Madoka during this fight, and are forced to use her Special, so...my assumption is that the game screws up a bit trying to load her skills, since she doesn't really have any. The "supremely invincible unrivaled ultra hyper Kioku" title, as redundant as it is, would definitely suit Madoka at this point in time.

But then for some reason it gives you Homura's name instead of Madoka's, and...yes, it is definitely an error and means nothing, but seeing Homura's name as a technical (though likely erroneous) identifier for Walpurgisnacht is...hurting my brain...

People do have theories, after all...

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They are totally not hinting at anything right, RIGHT!

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Reality Warp Shenanigans

I've been analysing the relationship between Mami and Nagisa and realized that while it looks cute on the surface it's actually deeply disturbing after peeling down just a few layers.

First and foremost, it's completely fabricated. Mami and Nagisa never actually met previously save for a few timelines where Madoka revives the later from witchification.

Mami's memories of Nagisa were fabricated by Madokami to help infiltrate the Incubator sealed soul gem of Homura and the later was meant to leave and be forgotten as soon as their plan was over.

Worse than that, because Homura went and screwed with everything, she tampered with Nagisa's memories to make her fabricated relationship with Mami seem real.

In essence Mami and Nagisa are both brainwashed to feel happy together as senpai and kohai despite never knowing each other formely until Rebellion.

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Buy HitoMami coin

I was going through the Candeloro page of the Puella Magi Wiki and they say she has Du Polignac familiars for Kyoko, Madoka, Sayaka, Homura and HITOMI?!

Shaft, what the fuck are you planning here? Meguka Hitomi having a relation with Mami and the later witching out? Ahhhhhhhh!

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Magic is Insane

The Incubators are just the middle man, the thing making wishes come true is on a whole different level of power and craziness for the matter.

Magic itself in the Puella Magi verse is an eldritch entity that balances things out in a cruel and merciless fashion. Hope and despair, love and hate, fortune and misfortune it all sums up to a complete zero because Magic itself, which I address as ?????? because such entity is unknowable, has an insane nature trying to make every action has an equal reaction.

?????? made Madoka a multiversal goddess, we talking about something that can take an ordinary girl, weight her karmic potential and say "sure I can grant that wish" without batting an eyelash.

There is nothing in the history of anime or western animation with a power like that and all that power will maliciously turn against Madoka and Homura in the upcoming movie.

Madoka's wish brought an immesurable amount of hope but you can't cheat ?????? and Rebellion was the beginning of despair cancelling Madoka's hope in a cruel fashion.

There can't be a law that erases witches in a Universe where none existed in the first place, effect cannot erase cause which is logically impossible.

For Madoka to be the Law of Cycles, someone needs to be the Law of Witches preceding her so that causality becomes a closed loop and logic is sustained.

Who was the cause of Madoka's karmic potential again?

That's right, Homura! She caused a cosmic meltdown just to separate Madoka from the Law of Cycles and things will only go downhill from there.

Homulilly or Walpurgisnacht for that matter is the beggining of the witch Universe, she is the cause to Madoka's effect and thus must become the Law of Witches opposing the Law of Cycles in accordance to the will of ??????.

There is no happy ending for Madoka and Homura unless another godlike magical girl makes a balancing wish between them and thus creates a Holy Trinity where magical girls can be judged by their sins on a fair basis.