wuacs au blog!!

blog of au of the most horrendous trio known to man HEAVILY inspired by chrisberi2's pbjratfl au two of them are in love and the other one is marx kirby yes marx made their name main: @pbjr banner by @coralkittencollection mostly inactive on this acc

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temporary intro post

(JUST TO CLARIFY I AM NOR A SYSTEM. THIS IS A AU BLOG OK!!!!!)

hello. welcome to the blog about my shitty au. this account exists so i don’t clog up my main with it as well as my stupid rarepair ship.

this is a temp intro since icba to make a proper one yet and this is just to set some ground rules.

pbjr is called hugo in this au!!

ages of each character

marx - 13-14, nobody knows which one because he keeps on changing his answer each time

starman + pbjr/hugo - both are 16

(magolor is 21 but he very rarely shows up so. he’s not relevant)

all posts where characters are speaking are colour coordinated depending on who’s speaking. as you can see, marx is purple, starman is orange and hugo is blue!!

each character will also sign the end of their message with an emoji. marx uses 🃏, hugo uses 💣 and starman uses 🌟

ASKBOX RULES

NO NSFW!!!!! this goes without saying but i am a minor as well as the rest of the characters minus mags but he rarely appears so.

no marxolor/marx x ___ stuff. if you ship marxolor or ship marx with anyone that’s completely fine i do not care but mags and marx have a BIG age difference in this au as you can see and marx is also aro so 😓 yeah just prefer you wouldnt

if too many people fuck around with anon on (which i doubt they will) anon WILL be turned off so JUST DONT BREAK TO RULES ANS SAY WEIRD SHIT!!!

will add more rules later i just can’t think of any rn .

finally anything ooc will start with // and will have a ooc tag if it’s the whole post. ok that’s it bye

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“…Is that me? I’ve looked better…”

– 💣

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mad heart by dyes iwasaki

// heart mentioned technically,,,,

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heart mrd

// HHEEEEAAARRTTTT 🥹🥹🥹🥹 ILY HEART

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jm freaking cosmic jester marx .......

“No? That’s me. Identity theft is illegal, actually! You can get arrested for that!”

“…I… don’t think that’s what they… meant…”

–🃏, 💣

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marx how does it feel knowing youre a cringefail

“I don’t know what that is. Wait a second… HUGOOOOO!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR PHONE??????????”

“Um… sure??”

“THHHAAANNNNKKKSSS. Okay… what… is… a… cri…”

“…”

“…NOT FREAKING FUNNY DUDE!!!!!!”

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is sonic the hedgehog canon to wuacs /j

“…Who is that?”

“I don’t remember any of this.”

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN “WHO IS THIS”???? IM FREAKING COSMIC JESTER MARX!!!!”

– cmm

[cosmosdystopia]

im feeling whimsical tonight

@pbjr ALL YOUR FAULT BTW /j /lh

@altariafan @itsdacami @loneanon-datfl @chrisberi2 @coralkittencollection obligatory purgatory ping

textless under cut

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Heyyyyyyy Hugo!

Did you know that child labor (the stuff your dad makes you do, aka working at the factory) is actually really bad and illegal? Just saying.

Seriously this is not okay. On so many levels.

“…I don’t know what your talking about.”

– 💣

[reallybigrandomcharactervoting]

Random Character Voting #82

Vote for your favorite, the one with the least votes will be eliminated

Tenna

Queen

Marx

Shadow

Bandana Waddle Dee

Voting ended onFeb 1

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// i hope you guys are ready for the most gut wrenching cmm angst possible.

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Let me live please...

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// NO!!!!!! JAIL FOR EVIL BANDEE FAN!!!!!!!!

/j

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Evil Bandee fan vs evil Marx fan

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// poppy bros sr ending fairy

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// dude wtf does the kings subordinate do .

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Sir meta knight why does the king of dreamland call you baby girl

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// dude im so sorry to make everything about my fuckass au but as soon as i saw this i IMMEDIATELY envisioned pbsr asking this to mk completely seriously and thought it was so funny. so here you go

[reallybigrandomcharactervoting]

Random Character Voting #82

Vote for your favorite, the one with the least votes will be eliminated

Tenna

Queen

Marx

Shadow

Bandana Waddle Dee

Voting ended onFeb 1

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// i hope you guys are ready for the most gut wrenching cmm angst possible.

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Let me live please...

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// NO!!!!!! JAIL FOR EVIL BANDEE FAN!!!!!!!!

/j

[reallybigrandomcharactervoting]

Random Character Voting #82

Vote for your favorite, the one with the least votes will be eliminated

Tenna

Queen

Marx

Shadow

Bandana Waddle Dee

Voting ended onFeb 1

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// i hope you guys are ready for the most gut wrenching cmm angst possible.

[pbjrandtheforgottenlandthoughts]

“…Wait a minute. But… i’m Starman.”

“Are you me? You look a lot like me.”

– 🌟, 💣

Poppy: There are a lot of people who look like us, you should know this.

Starman: Yeah, same applies to us.

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// hugo cheering for starman