if you’ve got a bunch of teenagers in space w no access to media they are going to start making their own entertainment so i think that we need to discuss team voltron memes
“where’s [insert team member here]?” “i mean… *looks out window at the stars, shrugs* space, probably”
they keep a tally of every time lance gets rejected by someone and use it to shut him up when he’s getting annoying
“okay i’m gonna stop you there, 37 strike outs”
whenever an alien does something particularly weird pidge loudly hums the x-files theme
lance will do random trust falls “for team bonding.” everyone lets him fall on his ass but shiro
drawing mustaches on random objects and talking to them as if they’re coran
for like two weeks lance refers to keith exclusively through pop culture references
“hey where’s older, angrier Nico Di Angelo?”
“scarless Zuko is in position”
“ayo young Billy Ray Cyrus come spar with me”
loud acapella renditions of The Circle of Life during training sessions
calling shiro dad but only in the context of petty arguments (“daaaaaad, lance won’t stop touching my stuff”)
*points at something pidge is tinkering with* “is that a calculator”
constant shitting on the castle’s defenses
“after that fight, I think I need a drink, and it better be stronger than that particle barrier”
there’s a month long campaign to catch shiro in the middle of his morning routine to solve the mystery of whether or not he uses eyeliner. but they can never catch him getting up in the morning?? like one time they pull an all nighter and hide in his bathroom and somehow?? he still evades them???
whenever allura enters the room lance yells “everyone act casual” and they all strike ridiculous poses
*lance gets into a Situation and asks keith for help* “I’m sorry I… can’t hear you…. I think the connection’s…… breaking up…………”
exaggeratingly censoring themselves in front of pidge
“oh biscuits and jam I am so darn steamed right now!” “lance shut the fuck up”
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