now you see me, now you wish you hadn't

indie semi-selective Klarion rp blog | au based on comics + series | personals don't interact

[sparkles0n-deactivated20260419]

" Why do you smell like..... contaminated coconut water? "

@witchbcy :

❝ at least I don’t wear the stench of DIRT and mold as shamelessly as you wear your five dollar Spirit Halloween suit . I think a Victorian era coffin somewhere is MISSING the corpse of a sickly child, so you’d better get back to your box . ❞

[sparkles0n-deactivated20260419]

@witchbcy :

❝ i will give you a hundred dollars cash right now if you run along and leave me be . maybe then you'd be able to afford a haircut that's bearable to look at . ❞

[witchbcy]

" Whaddya mean bearable!? My hair looks perfectly distinguished and gentlemanly! It's exquisite and quite frankly the finest french fashion! "

" . . . I will take those 100 dollars though. "

[witchbcy]

//hi its been. a while. highkey considering redoing witchy a lil bit tho or possibly making a separate blog for an oc who is based off of this character who is also an oc based off of another character (klarion) or just converting this blog into him.

his name is Augustus Abaron Blackthorne, primarily known as Witchkid, he is indeed a magic user, reads the future through tarot, and a necromancer. and is based off of the original witchy on a discord server he works for Cobblepot as an errand boy until hes old enough and demands he get to join the crime life.

the main difference is that this version was made cus we (me and some friends) have a no doubles server and i wanted to use witchboy as a character and frankly hes branched off and away from klarion to the point where it feels entierly like a different character and he doesnt really reseble the source material any way aside from physically. the personality is similar but still different, the backstory is entierly different from any of the og klarions tbh his powers are probably pretty different too? necromancy in SS is still similar but for witchy its more like if magic was science, he does tarot which only the Suicide Squad Dark klarion does but he uses different methods for predicting the future, and yj klarions powers are red while witchys powers are red and black when it does have a color. zathos klarions mom is mean but this klarions parents were meaner.

i def think theres similarities obvs since he was based off of klarion and i pulled a lot of inspo from the different versions but hes also constructed so differently i think i could easilyget away with saying hes just an oc based off of klarion rather than an au klarion at this point

aside from that he also has a ferret instead of a cat familiar and her name is Noelle and she is a sore sight for eyes. truly the most miserable creature on the planet. shes happy and perfectly healthy but she also very much looks like a taxidermied rat or perhaps a taxidermied toilet brush. the lights are definitely on but it sure does not look like it until shes stolen your car keys and wallet and perhaps your shoe as well.

but yeah im definitely considering it. i think id get a bit more into rping if i did this with witchy or just made a second blog for augustus.

[witchbcy]

hee hee ha ha ho ho

sneaks off never to be seen again. with barts wallet.

[voidfell]

"Proteins? I thought you got that from like. . . peanut butter or something. I guess it could be like protein powder. . ."

[witchbcy]

" I dunno. I think you get protein from many places? Including drugs, cereal, peanut butter, meat, and formaldehyde. All of these are of course fully edible. "

[witchbcy]

@veroxins

There is a long silence as he tries to come up with a good reason to kill Bart. He hasn't really done anything to annoy him recently, after all.

" Uh... I dunno? For clout? "

[witchbcy]

haha, this is totally an april fools joke, right? doesn't feel like it, maybe if she wants it to then -- she grabs his hand and just. holds it, scooting over to sit closer to him,

her hands are warm. pleasant. his heart flutters a thousand miles a second as she holds him, soft skin against his own, tingling. the gap between them is shortened and her presence is more obvious than before, somehow.

he doesn't say anything, relishing in this touch, this closeness. he had a select handful of friends in his life, but she was different. he couldn't put his finger on it but she was... special. in her completely own and unique way.

[voidfell]

"I mean, yeah I get mold in my cereal sometimes too. I think that's a universal experience. I'm like 65% sure drugs aren't supposed to be in cereal though."

[witchbcy]

" I'm fairly certain drugs do belong on cereal. It's like protein powder, they give you more... proteins. Or something like that. "

[witchbcy]

" You guys get PCP in your cereal? Weird. I only ever get heroin and occasionally mold. "

[witchbcy]

hm. guess that shoe of his will simply have to be glued to the ceiling forever. oh well.

" Time to pester someone into talking to me while I ignore the problem at hand I guess. "

[witchbcy]

#

cell phone headcanons send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses including:

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone Daiten. hes old fashioned and boring like that.

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone a sneaky picture he took from sometime they hung out and played minecraft together of daiten looking at the screen. or a very sweet and adorable partially cropped picture of her smiling into the camera and being silly, with witchboy just barely out of frame. it's clear its from a group photo of the two.

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone regular ass old timey rotary phone ring tone, just like everyone else because hes boring like that. sorry, daiten, no special ringtone for you either

- my muse’s last text to your muse " Look, I'm sorry I glued our hands together and all that but I still think I deserve some sympathy for only having one shoe at the moment. I have to go to work like this! I look ridicilous! How I glued it to the ceiling is irrelevant. "

[rotbleed-a]

" my hands are off limits. "

[witchbcy]

" Actually, your hands are to be permanently stuck to mine. I can and will glue us together till death do us part. "

[witchbcy]

Real friends glue their hands together with superglue then forget their friend has a meta ability that will literally melt your skin off. That's just what friendship is.

[1mpulsee]

❝ didn’t you glue your hand to your crush’s for a few hours ? your opinions automatically don’t matter . ❞

[witchbcy]

" She's my friend and yes, I did glue our hands together. I regret nothing and my opinions are more valid than yours. "

[1mpulsee]

❝ I love waking up in the morning and knowing that I have correct opinions and I’m hot . ❞

[witchbcy]

" Literally none of those are true. "

[witchbcy]

"we need to kill nick."

Hammer. Hacksaw. Barrel of mayo. Nailgun. Formaldehyde. Rubber duck. Scalpel. Duct tape. Peanut butter. Butcher knife.

" And I have just the tools to do so. "

[witchbcy]

4 foot 9 and actively homicidal

[fivecrimes-a]

DCGC (get it) RP MEME PT. ONE.

"my tongue muscles aren't nearly that strong, first of all."

"what, and pardon me, the fuck are you doing eating the skin off a pineapple?"

"interesting. remind me to never invite you over."

"you've died over 400 times on minecraft today. what the fuck are you doing?"

"enjoy barbie hell."

"ITS ON YOUR BUCKET LIST TO FUCK MY BF AND PARTNER???"

"I Believe I Have Found My Previous Bosses Reddit."

"do you purposely try to sound like napoleon dynamite or is it a side effect of being a mega douche?"

"I wish I was a government hacking furry"

"Either you hurt them, or they will hurt you, and they will kill you one of these days. Bit by bit, carving away everything that makes you you until you wake up one day and realize you've ceased to exist"

"please don't fucking die"

"do you think googly eyes would help or just make things worse?"

"you look like my dad in the worst way i can say that."

"He looks like a college dropout. But if the professor was the one dropping out."

"we need to kill nick."

"fuck i also use reddit."

"i guess we're both disappointed."

"When the fuck did you start teleporting?!"

"teenagers steal. she stole 100,000 from me to hire a hitman."

"shooting your father can be so personal."

"it is tarot. the mother of all callouts."

"can you stop telling me to die"

"hey don't buy cochise what the fuck"

"NO DOXXING"

"Murder can be okay in some situations"

"I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S NOT EDIBLE"

"considering your driving you're going to have to give me hazard pay too"