It's 4 am and I'm still awake.

This blog is a mess, where are my socks? Are you my dad? Get the fuck off my blog dad.

[minilev]

[echomimus]

he's a ghost, he's a god, he’s a man, he's a guru

you're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan

designed and directed by his red right hand

[ratdotjpeg]

obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

[reversewerewolf]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

(via @mawziee​ ) #WE HAVE THOSE RATS WE HAVE THOSE RATS #THEYRE ROOF RATS THEY EAT LEMON SKINS NOT EVEN THE WHOLE LEMON JUST THE SKINS# THEYRE FUCKING FREAKS WHO EAT LEMON SKINS #AND YOUR WAKLING OUTSIDE HOPING TO GET A LEMON FROM YOUR TREE AND THERES JUST A BARE ASSED LEMON HANGING FROM THE TREE AND ITS HORRIFYING #ITS GROSS ITS WEIRD ITS NOT NORMAL BEHAVIOR BUT IT IS NORMAL TO THEM THE RATS THAT EAT LEMON SKINS AND I HATE THEM #FIRST THE LEMON WASPS AND NOW THE LEMON RATS OUR POOR TREE CANT CATCH A BREAK

thank you for the important whore lore

[crooked-incisors]

mortemer bby

[cinematech]

[ice-block]

Important chart btw

[ur-daily-inspiration]

If you don't like pastel Halloween,

We don't care...

Were painting everything pink over here 🎀💕

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[cryptid-corpse]

That fact that I am insane is just part of my charm

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[mllebabushkat]

reblog for 10 years of peaceful sleep every night

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[is-the-bug-video-cute]

Rating: CUTE

These bugs are all good species to handle - none of them are dangerous and none of them are nervous by nature. All of them are being handled correctly.

[queenmoriarty]

and at some point i began to live in my dreams

[the-slasher-files]

... I love this. That's it... I just love him

[slasherwitch]

HOT

[crooked-incisors]

[slasherholic-deactivated2025011]

Have you ever noticed the cheeky little “BEWARE OF DOGS” sign in The Collection movie when Arkin and gang are arguing about going in the next room? It took me three times watching the movie to see the sign and I lost my shit to the point of tears.

I keep imagining Asa hanging the sign up with his sarcastic little shit attitude being like “that’ll fuckin teach ‘em”

[ancientsstudies]

A bite of deliciousness. x