if dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?

• sneep | 29 | they/them • • im the sneep and i like to sleep • 🐑 dont use/copy/repost my art 🐑

[andyfalcons]

A funky Medieval Klance comic——Part 1/2

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[lavender-draw]

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[blondebrainpowered]

Two children ignoring the artwork at the San Francisco Museum of Art. ca. 1960s

Photographer: Herb Slodounik

[lh7]

Fuck, dude, it sure is.

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[bigboysdrinkmilk]

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[kyeree]

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[morayeelfan]

this is one of my all time favourite moray eel videos

[a-cipher]

anon I want you to know that I am always thinking about this

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[textpostscymraeg]

mae'n RHAID i mi stopio gwario £22.30

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[evengirlierballs]

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

[were--ralph]

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

[dogpuppy]