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I'm your dog I don't mind You blow smoke in my eyes

[witchiipunx-blog]

Goodbye xoxo

[powerfulwizard]

An Instagram ad telling me not to tape my laptop camera is the most suspicious shit ever

[aliceangels-deleting-deactivate]

There’s an anti-gaud blocklist? ?? Please put me on it omg

[vincentspork]

us trying to get onto the anti crayon-eater masterlist

[inv8der]

[mamoru]

the internet is a magical place

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison

mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”

luigi: “fuck”

peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”

bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”

yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*

toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”

wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”

waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”

daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff

[thequirkysystem]

hey guys sorry for lookin like a dick but TheOriginalSugarDaddy is a Pedophile and has dated me last year at the first months, when i was 12, sending nudes without considering the fact i’m a kid and that my requests should of been denied for basic decency and Yeag

I have backup, too, here.

oh and this one she sent to me AND another minor

[batterislove]

This is mostly a signal boost for any minor in the OFF Fandom but

Leo is a close friend of mine, and has been victimized by this adult when she was 12. With that “AND another minor” comment, if any minor has had the unfortunate experience of being sent nudes by this scum, speak up!!! What she’s doing is fucking gross, and she deserves to be called out for preying on children as young as 12 years-old.

[ltsophia]

Help a Trans Girl Escape her Controlling Dad with her Wife

Things at home just went from bad to worse.

My dad hates my wife and refuses to accept that I am trans, and he is trying to make us sign a contract that would allow him to basically control us and our whole life.

Here are a few scary things in the contract (my dad is in red, I am in blue, and my wife is in green):

We live in the basement, so he is basically saying he will be free to inspect where we live and this would make it really hard for us to move or hide anything from him.

Here he is saying that he will not allow us to take our car and will not give us any of the rent money we have been giving him that he promised to give back to us when we move out.

(The theft part refers to when we were using the emergency credit card he gave us to buy food and other essentials when my wife was unemployed for about a month, he has already taken the money from our rent but is very angry at us for this.)

Here he is saying that he can change the rule at any time with barely any notice and as he pleases, and is threatening to kick us out and call the cops on us if we do anything to make him angry.

My wife and I are both terrified of my dad and want to leave as soon as possible, hopefully before January 5th, as that is when rent is due and we need that money to move.

If anyone has any money to donate to our moving efforts, please send them to

paypal.me/transgirlgoku

(Please ignore deadname)

[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[vanwizard]

i took safari off private mode for the first time in months and these are the only tabs i had open

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

Who the hell are you?

[vanwizard]

you’re not ready to find that out

[bagelriri]

“Only Happy When It Rains” (1995)

[witchiipunx-blog]

Probably gonna delete my tumblr and other social medias. If you really wish to keep in contact with me, dm me and we'll work something out.

[uhnoly]

My favorite photos of the model known as Creepy Chan

[krxs100]

YA’LL....

Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

[strawbebbynya]

HISTORY REPEATS HISTORY REPEATS HISTORY REPEATS

[helloitsbees]

[starshinebeast]

ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?

A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.

No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.

The Cash Clock is found as a download here. 

My art tumblr

My deviantart

[tiergan-vashir]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE THIS INSTEAD OF CHARGING PEANUTS FOR YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK. 

Please, please, please at least make sure you’re making minimum wage.

[jelloapocalypse]

Please stop lowering the pay floor for independent artists everywhere by thinking $5-10/commission is anywhere close to an acceptable rate for something you spent three hours on.

[astrodickology]

No offense but the way men talk to women sometimes is so……..yikes…….

[onebunpunshow-deactivated202212]

Full offense tbh

[cheshireinthemiddle]

This post is almost exclusively on blogs that talk down to men, negatively generalize them or just talk about men in a way that shows massive disrespect.

“Men are trash”

“Why do men exist”

“Men, you dont deserve to talk to me”

“I’m allowed to treat you like a criminal because-“

“Since men are too atupid to understand-“

“…”

“Dont you hate the way men talk to women?”

As in a bunch of pots calling the kettle black.

[bumblbee123]

Hey uh do me a favor fuck right off thanks

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Fantastic counterargument. You sure proved me wrong.

[bumblbee123]

Yeah I know I did thanks

[crepuscolo-vibes]

When these posts are made it is implied that it’s about a particular type of man, don’t try to minimise what op is trying to get across.

[dangerbooze]

>a ‘particular type of man’

[hotmiii]

They are very clearly refering to ALL men, if they were refering to a “particular type” they wouldve said “No offense but the way men who are rude talk to women…yikes” dont try to defend a sexist

[vivairi-deactivated20190813]

Look at all the people that don’t think women are capable of terrible things.

[madnessendsbutwhen]

“Omg its so lovely to fantazise about genocide”

They could have easily said “imagine no evil people on earth” its about as realistic as no men. Yet they chose to say men because the main purpose of these tweets is to demonize men, to degrade and humiliate them. Because these people are bigots. Simple as that.