Witch of Hylair @witchofhylair - Tumblr Blog

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Cartoon: Pooh & Piglet at Tanagra. With thanks to Michael G. Munz @TheWriteMunz for tweet inspiration.

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#fight club

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im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me

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#ferguson

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wanna hear a joke? the american justice system

mysharona1987

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Fifty Shades of Fey

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anarchydiver

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

prokopetz

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

luxgalador

These are some fun fucking facts

dr-archeville

I wonder if this is the origin, at least in part, of the “I’m so Goth I wear pink” thing.

#addams family

TMW You find out your brother may not be a feminist.

Me: So feminists-

Bro: They just hate men, actually.

Me: What?

Bro: What?

Me: ...

Bro: ...

Us: *eyes meet*

Us: *silent pact forms to never speak of this again for the sake of the next hundred family functions*

Us: *slowwwly turn back to our computers and continue working*

#feminism #Gamergate

This was a good decision. #TheHauntedVagina

#thehauntedvagina

My roommate has demanded that I read this novella. #TheHauntedVagina

#thehauntedvagina

Our toaster doesn't pop the bread, but it's okay cuz the fire alarm is oversensitive and lets us know when the bread is a tasty golden-brown.

#small victories

This dog hasn't eaten anything all day the fuck is wrong witchu

xxerlflynn

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

jillyaintfromphilly

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

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damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

inspect-hergadget

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death

trustno---1

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

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She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

ruthlessdilettante

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

awenyddogamulosx-blog

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros.

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?”