Cupid Crusher

Conquering OKStupid so you don't have to!

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Something tells me you're going to have a date with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters instead.

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No thanx, Pat Cash.

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This is a very specific itch you're trying to scratch, m8.

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The salt is real with this one.

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Nah

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K bye boy

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The question I find myself asking every morning.

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If you're going to initiate blood play, you'd better damn well be clean!

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Lol not entirely sure what he's getting at in his 1st message.

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Crash and burn.

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Guess it answers my question of that shit NEVER working.

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From my friend Tinyfigments-of-my-imagination. Sheesh! Cry me a freaking river, why don't you m9?

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If anyone ever says romance is dead, show them this.

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Cat: Equates expecting women to have sex with you, to expecting men to hold decent conversations: "you can't see the irony there?" Imagine having to come up with some random witticism to catch attention. Imagine the stress it must cause.

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Your wish is my command.