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witchrepresentative is a total crackship with no actual backing to it. literally the only thing that is has going for it is that theyre both situated in yott. and they both have the attack guilt trip. and they both have an underlying theme of mind manipulation/control (presters "hivemind" cheat and al saying winston had a plan to brainwash toons). and the both of them having cheats that involve giving an extra attack. and the lead up to presters fight being one of the few times a taskline manager (winston obvs) gets mentioned outside their own fights buildup/the directors fight buildup. and the both of them being opposites in many different ways, which is a common ship trope (opposites-attract! winston being friendly to such a fault it got them captured/prester being mean to such a fault it gets him in trouble with his boss. winston being underground/prester being above ground. winston having stuttery speech/prester having rather complex speech.). and the fact they have an interesting similarity with firesetter in the way that its a constantly grinning sellbot and a pyrokinetic, one of which with a heightened sense of ego. and the fact it potentially follows one of the most classic fairytale (to an overdone degree) tropes of all time, the damsel in distress. and the fact both their job titles involve dealing with reputations, either heightening the reputation of the company or lowering the reputation of the opposition. and the fact the toon dialogue in the looming lawbot task implies prester is in yott, at least partially, to free winston. and the fact presters valentoons text is him going on and on and on about how love it beneath him to a comedic degree, almost like hes compensating for something or has been personally burned (haha) by love. and presters now-scrapped "fellow suits, YOU may be next!" mob mentality dialogue potentially gesturing towards winston and their situation. and the fact that-
other stuff i didnt wanna put in the main post because its far more. out there. somehow? than the rest. consider this an addendum with stuff i didnt want in the maintags!
while doing research to figure out the joke behind winstons name, i discovered the word "winsome". which is an adjective that describes someone as charming or cheerful, potentially in a naive way. the word dates back to 1677 and sounds a lot like a word prester would use if his heart wasnt filled with hatred.
also, the two of them having the first letter of their suit names being the first initial of their real names. public relations representative, prester virgil. witch hunter, winston byrd.
witchrepresentative is a total crackship with no actual backing to it. literally the only thing that is has going for it is that theyre both situated in yott. and they both have the attack guilt trip. and they both have an underlying theme of mind manipulation/control (presters "hivemind" cheat and al saying winston had a plan to brainwash toons). and the both of them having cheats that involve giving an extra attack. and the lead up to presters fight being one of the few times a taskline manager (winston obvs) gets mentioned outside their own fights buildup/the directors fight buildup. and the both of them being opposites in many different ways, which is a common ship trope (opposites-attract! winston being friendly to such a fault it got them captured/prester being mean to such a fault it gets him in trouble with his boss. winston being underground/prester being above ground. winston having stuttery speech/prester having rather complex speech.). and the fact they have an interesting similarity with firesetter in the way that its a constantly grinning sellbot and a pyrokinetic, one of which with a heightened sense of ego. and the fact it potentially follows one of the most classic fairytale (to an overdone degree) tropes of all time, the damsel in distress. and the fact both their job titles involve dealing with reputations, either heightening the reputation of the company or lowering the reputation of the opposition. and the fact the toon dialogue in the looming lawbot task implies prester is in yott, at least partially, to free winston. and the fact presters valentoons text is him going on and on and on about how love it beneath him to a comedic degree, almost like hes compensating for something or has been personally burned (haha) by love. and presters now-scrapped "fellow suits, YOU may be next!" mob mentality dialogue potentially gesturing towards winston and their situation. and the fact that-
ok maybe i shouldve proofread that post hold on
there was a lot of typos and grammatical errors and stuff and i wanna seem #goodatmyjob
every so often you have to get your spouse to squirt out an evil baby version of themself and thats very cool!!
WINSTON IN DRAAAAAAGGGGGG
or prester maybe? put that old man in a dress and everyone would cheer i think
(ive actually had ideas for that song with another ttcc ship i like buuut thats besides the point. this is tumblr blog witchrepresentative after all!)
what if i started putting my stupid little ideas here, in text. what if the world was made of pudding.
how it feels talking on here
amazing witchrepresentative headcanon dynamic pre-canon related thing
prester knowing winston prior to either of them joining cogs inc and not exactly hating them but also not exactly liking them either. and then winston joins cogs inc, gets sent out to yott, and subsequently drops off the face of the earth. and THATS when prester realizes he actually liked their company.
also known as peepaw fumbling!
extra (low quality) panels under cut
sad witchrepresentative story
no but seriously who eats an apple like that?
'In Remembrance of Winston Byrd' on Ao3.
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Major Character Death
Words: 2,971
Additional Tags: Bittersweet, Dementia, Loss, Grief/Mourning, One Shot, Alternate Universe - Winston Byrd is Rescued (Toontown: Corporate Clash), Illegal yet Morally Correct Choices, Rainmaker | Misty Monsoon is Witch Hunter | Prester Virgil's Grandchild (Toontown: Corporate Clash), Death, Rare Pairings, No Beta
'Ghosting' on Ao3.
Rating: Explicit
Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Words: 1,188
Additional Tags: One Shot, Rare Pairings, Short & Bittersweet, Angst, Smut, Past Relationship(s), Dream Sex, Hallucination Sex, Its Weird, And Sad, Grief/Mourning, Witch Hunter | Prester Virgil-Typical Vocabulary, No Beta
huge news! the witchrepresentative tag on ao3 has been canonized! this means it is now easily searchable/tagable!
i know its small, but i consider this a rarepair win! 🎉
from the moment i saw presters costume i knew what i had to do
im so sorry (not) and i cant believe i spent 6 hours on this
never trust a rarepair shipper, they will make alight motion crash 300 times just to make their own content!! 🔥🔥🔥