Doomed Old Man Yaoi 🔥🔥🔥

prester lost his spouse to the war™, making him tonights biggest loser ✩₊˚.⋆🕸️⋆⁺₊✧ 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶ♱ ྀིྀ ship blog for witch hunter x public relations representative because wow | main blog: @hayridetoo ₍^. .^₎⟆

[witchrepresentative]

send me your evil and malicious thoughts

https://witchrepresentative.straw.page/

[hayridetoo]

redraw of my first piece of ship art (YES. THIS IS SHIP ART.) of these 2. (original + a rant under cut)

i used to have a more semi-realistic style that i ended up ditching because:

1. it took forever (the original took 16 hours while the redraw took 6. though that may have also been because it was my first time drawing either of them.)

and 2. it just really wasnt fun. drawing was just a super draining experience.

im scared that im gonna get screamed at for "art regression" or whatever because, at first glance, the bottom one is more visually competent and. mature? but i think i really improved with coloring and shading and anatomy and just generally. enjoying myself. yeah.

ok rant over DID YOU KNOW THIS IS FROM SEPTEMBER 2024 wow so old.

[witchrepresentative]

ok thats all i have of these rn

more of these but for other ships under cut (lynnreid, rainkeeper, willrain)

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guess we doing shitposts now

[hayridetoo]

its that time of the year again!

[witchrepresentative]

building a backlog of witchrepresentative shitposts so i have something to put in queue

[witchrepresentative]

""redraw"" of an awful frame from a joke firesetter video from 2023 i had buried deep in my files

og under cut

only ogs remember probably maybe idk im not tagging this with these fucks

[chofira]

WINSTONN

I don't really like some of the sketches, but I'd like to show them too

[witchrepresentative]

witchrepresentative is a total crackship with no actual backing to it. literally the only thing that is has going for it is that theyre both situated in yott. and they both have the attack guilt trip. and they both have an underlying theme of mind manipulation/control (presters "hivemind" cheat and al saying winston had a plan to brainwash toons). and the both of them having cheats that involve giving an extra attack. and the lead up to presters fight being one of the few times a taskline manager (winston obvs) gets mentioned outside their own fights buildup/the directors fight buildup. and the both of them being opposites in many different ways, which is a common ship trope (opposites-attract! winston being friendly to such a fault it got them captured/prester being mean to such a fault it gets him in trouble with his boss. winston being underground/prester being above ground. winston having stuttery speech/prester having rather complex speech.). and the fact they have an interesting similarity with firesetter in the way that its a constantly grinning sellbot and a pyrokinetic, one of which with a heightened sense of ego. and the fact it potentially follows one of the most classic fairytale (to an overdone degree) tropes of all time, the damsel in distress. and the fact both their job titles involve dealing with reputations, either heightening the reputation of the company or lowering the reputation of the opposition. and the fact the toon dialogue in the looming lawbot task implies prester is in yott, at least partially, to free winston. and the fact presters valentoons text is him going on and on and on about how love it beneath him to a comedic degree, almost like hes compensating for something or has been personally burned (haha) by love. and presters now-scrapped "fellow suits, YOU may be next!" mob mentality dialogue potentially gesturing towards winston and their situation. and the fact that-

[witchrepresentative]

other stuff i didnt wanna put in the main post because its far more. out there. somehow? than the rest. consider this an addendum with stuff i didnt want in the maintags!

while doing research to figure out the joke behind winstons name, i discovered the word "winsome". which is an adjective that describes someone as charming or cheerful, potentially in a naive way. the word dates back to 1677 and sounds a lot like a word prester would use if his heart wasnt filled with hatred.

also, the two of them having the first letter of their suit names being the first initial of their real names. public relations representative, prester virgil. witch hunter, winston byrd.

[witchrepresentative]

witchrepresentative is a total crackship with no actual backing to it. literally the only thing that is has going for it is that theyre both situated in yott. and they both have the attack guilt trip. and they both have an underlying theme of mind manipulation/control (presters "hivemind" cheat and al saying winston had a plan to brainwash toons). and the both of them having cheats that involve giving an extra attack. and the lead up to presters fight being one of the few times a taskline manager (winston obvs) gets mentioned outside their own fights buildup/the directors fight buildup. and the both of them being opposites in many different ways, which is a common ship trope (opposites-attract! winston being friendly to such a fault it got them captured/prester being mean to such a fault it gets him in trouble with his boss. winston being underground/prester being above ground. winston having stuttery speech/prester having rather complex speech.). and the fact they have an interesting similarity with firesetter in the way that its a constantly grinning sellbot and a pyrokinetic, one of which with a heightened sense of ego. and the fact it potentially follows one of the most classic fairytale (to an overdone degree) tropes of all time, the damsel in distress. and the fact both their job titles involve dealing with reputations, either heightening the reputation of the company or lowering the reputation of the opposition. and the fact the toon dialogue in the looming lawbot task implies prester is in yott, at least partially, to free winston. and the fact presters valentoons text is him going on and on and on about how love it beneath him to a comedic degree, almost like hes compensating for something or has been personally burned (haha) by love. and presters now-scrapped "fellow suits, YOU may be next!" mob mentality dialogue potentially gesturing towards winston and their situation. and the fact that-

[witchrepresentative]

ok maybe i shouldve proofread that post hold on

there was a lot of typos and grammatical errors and stuff and i wanna seem #goodatmyjob

[hayridetoo]

every so often you have to get your spouse to squirt out an evil baby version of themself and thats very cool!!

[witchrepresentative]

WINSTON IN DRAAAAAAGGGGGG

or prester maybe? put that old man in a dress and everyone would cheer i think

(ive actually had ideas for that song with another ttcc ship i like buuut thats besides the point. this is tumblr blog witchrepresentative after all!)

[witchrepresentative]

what if i started putting my stupid little ideas here, in text. what if the world was made of pudding.