toe to tip, that is a bart

charlie | bisexual | they/them | i mostly use @itszenyatta

[fairyuniverse]

[exit152]

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

[slipthroughmyfingers]

[lizardsister]

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

[tieflinglich]

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Ever since our storylines intertwined, I cannot stop smiling. You are the best plot twist.

[b0ssbot]

dont…. actually put spaghetti in ur tablet pens lmao….

if that shit breaks in there, u might have to buy a new pen entirely.

also amazon has small packs for a few dollars, and i know not everyone can afford even that, but like, dont break your tablet pen or scratch ur tablet to save a few dollars bc fixing/replacing those is gonna cost much more than a few new nibs will

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

Thick straight guys don't DESERVE to be thick

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

[pixelthenerdcat-deactivated2017]

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

“Wait a minute can they even do this they’re freaking cars”

You start to write something about ears or hands and then you remember like “…oh wait-”

getting anxious about putting human food in a scene so you just say oil to make it less conflicting

C A R  H U G S …

“THEY’VE GESTURED WITH THEIR TIRES LIKE TEN TIMES ALREADY DO SOMETHING ELSE YOU STUPID VEHICLES LIKE I LOVE YOU BUT PLEASE MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME”

unsure about how to make a scene more dynamic cause the characters can really only just sit there talking to each other

“IS. LIGHTNING. MCQUEEN. OOC. I SWEAR HE’S OOC IN THIS SCENE”

Or, alternatively: “IS ANYONE IN-CHARACTER IN THIS SCENE OH GOD I DON’T KNOW THIS SERIES AT ALL DO I I’M HORRIBLE”

“wait do they even have windshield wipers”

“how far can they stretch their axles out like arms omg this must read so awkward”

when you have to write Mater’s dialogue and you start  to say it out loud in the Larry the Cable Guy voice cause good God how do you write that voice properly (i.e. occasional horrid grammar and/or catchphrases)

*incoherent screaming about car anatomy*

“Okay would McQueen really cry here no he’d hold it in- but wait a second wouldn’t it be more powerful if he broke down here- alright listen up here-”

“OKAY IS IT THE ENGINE OR THE BATTERY THAT’S THE HEART I’M SO CONFUSED AND I’M THE ONE WRITING IT”

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

[c3po]

anakin kills younglings asmr

[rcktpwr]

[anakin whispering real low into the mic] uhhhhhh mmm nhnl  *smacks lips* uhhhh *uncomfortably loud lightsaber noise in left earbud* *coughs* *lightsaber sounds* *children screaming*

[autisticdreams]

we 👏shouldn't👏have👏to👏sacrifice👏our👏mental👏health👏for👏school👏

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

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[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is so purely evil

[monopropellant-blog]

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[pettycentral]

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

OH MY GO D

[fallinyourtidalwaves]

women folk music artists comfort me on a whole nother level.. i want to go live in a cottage on the coast near the mountains w/ m’love, growing veggies and flowers and learning to knit and work with clay

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

jaws the shark is antifascist

[hard--femme-deactivated20170416]

[softmouse]

This is so pure