Certified VA

Happy motivated POS , bi woman with a dark sense of humor

[jvgsjeff]

[yahenni]

[doctor-wormm]

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

[superorganza]

this is the content i signed up for

[meanplastic]

[tinderventure]

Ah, a woman of culture.

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Landscape in the Mist (Theodoros Angelopoulos, 1988)

[communistbussy]

[thegingerpowers]

[unclefather]

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 

[keroa]

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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[numahachi]

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[phuiscribbles]

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[jukun]

[valbrandur]

[ddemotivators]

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

[thegreenwolf]

[itsadragonaesthetic]

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[slutstain]

this has michelle obama written all over it

[memewhore]

[postllimit]

*bob the builder voice* can we fix it? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS WE CAN BITCH YAAAAAAS

[lovemelikeyoumeanit]

Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone had protected his mother.

[loveisbraveandwild]

harry explaining learning about racism and unconscious bias by saying “but my god it doesn’t take very long to become aware of it”…. like thats it……. thats the tweet…… im so goddamn over people being like “i wasn’t raised in a diverse area therefore i dont know how to not be racist” glkfjds literally like take .2 seconds and you will know what racism looks like and how not to do it! 

[parakeet]

had this guy come into the store todayy and he had a full on coughing fit in the aisle he was wearing one of those blue generic masks and he was coughing so bad he was turning red and he came to the till and in between coughs and eye waterings he said ‘its not covid i picked this mask up off the floor and i think it has cat hair in it’ and then his card declined and he left

[cumpdocumentation]

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

20 minutes into tumblr mobile he gives you this look

[pepsimaxing]

mornings are gross and i want no part in them