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       FAVORITE TV SHOWS   ------   NBC’s Constantine

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YOU’RE NOT FAM ANYMORE meme

“What do you want bitch?”

“How dare you.”

“Yeah, I said it.”

“I don’t even care.”

“He agrees with me.”

“Yeah, what do you want bitch?”

“Will you shut the fuck up?”

“Who do you think you are?”

“I’m the man of the house.”

“I’m the boy of the house!”

“Yeah, ok dad.”

“What has gotten into this family?”

“You’re not fam anymore.”

“Oh really? Why’s that?”

“BECAUSE YOU’RE MOVES ARE WEAK BABE!”

“Yeah, you’re moves are weak.”

“Hey, you don’t call her bitch.”

“I’m not your dad.”

“Honey! What are you doing?”

“I’m telling him once and for all!”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m not your dad. You were adopted.”

“Look at your hair, and then look at mine.”

“Let me handle this, ok?”

“Yeah! Fam only!”

“Not anymore. We decided you’re out!”

“Will you shut the fuck up about that please? Jesus christ.”

“What happened? Why am I not fam anymore?”

“I’m not your fucking dad. Look at you.”

“Dad, I look exactly like you.”

“YOU LOOK LIKE A BIRD!”

“This is a family issue!”

“We’re not your fam.”

“No, you were adopted.”

“Yeah we found you in a park on a swing set. You were taped to it.”

“THIS FAMILY DOESN’T WANT ME!”

“You know what, I’m OUT OF HERE!”

“My wife and I are getting a divorce.”

“There were no moves.”

“Watch how you’re talking to him!”

“That’s my adopted son!”

“I’m leaving with Mark. I like penis now!”

“What, you’re gay?”

“Oh, you like penis now?”

“Yeah I like big, fat penis ok?”

“But dad what the fuck?”

“Well hopefully it’s bigger than yours!”

“Oh it is ... bigger ...than both of ours are bigger than yours.”

“What the frig am I supposed to do.”

“You’re coming with me.”

“No, he’s coming with me and Mark.”

“No, I’m not going with you dad. You like penis.”

“There’s nothing wrong with liking a little penis.”

“I thought you said it was a big penis.”

“It is a big penis. Mark’s got the biggest penis in the world! Besides mine!”

“What am I supposed to do?”

“You’re dying.”

“I’m not gay.”

“He’s not gay son.”

“Son? I thought I was adopted.”

“So you’re not getting a divorce?”

“No, we just wanted to make it easier on you.”

“We figured we got this news and we just wanted to make things smoother.”

“So you dropped a bomb that I’m divorced and you guys are getting adopted?”

“You’re adopted, we’re getting a divorce.”

“But I thought you said we weren’t.”

“We’re not! I’m just explaining it!”

“We just wanted to lighten the load.”

“We love you son.”

“Am I dying? Of what?”

“You’re just ... dying.”

“You’re just fucking dying, ok? Jesus!”

“You’re gonna die.”

“When?”

“I dunno! Someday! Everybody dies!”

“What? Are you dying?”

“YES! Don’t they teach you this shit in school?”

“I’m gonna die?”

“YEAH! When you’re old!”

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       “   IT’S NOT OBEDIENCE MISTER BECKET   ——   it’s respect.   “

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SPIDER-MAN ( 2002 ) MEME

Who am I? You sure you want to know? 

The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.

Uh, hey, could you drive us around the corner, please?

Of course it was. Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.

Hey listen, we need to talk.

I didn't start that fight, I told you that. 

What was I supposed to do, run away?

Just be careful who you change into.

Remember, with great power...comes great responsibility.

Are you afraid that I'm gonna turn into some kind of criminal?

Quit worrying about me, okay?!

Quit lecturing me, please!

I don't mean to lecture, and I don't mean to preach.

I need that money!

I missed the part where that's my problem.

I can't help thinking about...the last thing I said to him. 

He tried to tell me something important, and I threw it in his face.

You're amazing.

You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

______ is all but invincible; but ______, we can destroy him. 

Betrayal must not be countenanced! 

Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead.

First, we attack his heart!

Oh, yeah, I got something for your ass!

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!

Wake up, little spider, wake up

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero.

In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you.

Think about it, hero!

Do what you need with her, then broom her fast!

Well, beats taking the subway.

This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm __________

Sorry I'm late. Work was murder.

Back to formula?!?

Misery, misery, misery, that's what you chosen

I offered you friendship, and you spat in my face. 

We'll meet again, __________ !

Forty thousand years of evolution and we've barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Then I'll make him infamous!

They're crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.

He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

Do I get to say thank you this time?

I think I have a super hero stalker.

They said I needed acting lessons.

I better run, tiger.

Hey, freak show! You're going nowhere!

I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of PLAYTIME. 

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whoOps so did you know Jodi Benson was in “Enchanted” because if you didn’t I SUGGEST YOU GO WATCH IT AGAIN KNOWING THE VOICE OF ARIEL (THE JODI BENSON) HAS A PART IN THE MOVIE.

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