Living in the Garden of Evil

In the land of gods and monsters I was an angel living in the garden of evil Samantha Williams, 24, Witch, currently without powers willing to do anything to get them back Relationship: Single

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

…Father? I don’t know, Sam…

[witchywilliams]

Why not? You'd make an amazing father so don't try that one as an excuse. 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Because your names aren’t accurate. White knight I’ll take, though. 

[witchywilliams]

What about father? That one is not accurate, either. But it could be.

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Prince might be a little much. I love you too. 

[witchywilliams]

Big baby, prince. You don't like any names I call you, do you? I think prince is very fitting. My own white knight. 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

…

How’s that for a happy ending?

[witchywilliams]

Mmmm, I've got the prince and the happy ending. I love you.

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Can I usually deny you? Of course you do. 

[witchywilliams]

No you can not, Mr. Crawford. Thank you.

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Someone’s demanding this morning. 

[witchywilliams]

I think it's justified. So, it's the moment of truth, do I get a happy ending or not? 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

You will after this one. Good, it’s supposed to. 

[witchywilliams]

You seem so sure of your skills. I deserve a happy ending at the end.

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

You already know that. But I’m happy to prove it to you again. 

[witchywilliams]

I don't know that for sure, Mr. Crawford. Mmmm that feels good.

[halfmitchell-blog]

Probably. Most places around here are doing pretty good business. 

[witchywilliams]

Exactly, and I don't want to get a horrible place. Though, do I want an indoor or outdoor wedding?

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Big exaggeration. Really? Even when I give great massages and take out the trash regularly? 

[witchywilliams]

Really. Although… you might be able to convince me of some worth if you prove that you really can give great massages.

[halfmitchell-blog]

Of course I’ll help! Maybe location? I don’t know, honestly.

[witchywilliams]

You are right, I should book a place before they are all taken. 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

Big baby? That’s quite the exaggeration. Because you love me. 

[witchywilliams]

Not at all, it's not an exaggeration at all. I love you? Are you sure about that? You hog the blankets, that's unforgivable. 

[halfmitchell-blog]

But it is! It is, and you’re getting ready for a wedding!

[witchywilliams]

Oh my gosh, there's so much to plan! You'll have to help me, I don't even know where to start. Do you? 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

What do you think, Mrs. Crawford?

[witchywilliams]

You are one big baby. do you know that? Why did I marry you again?

[halfmitchell-blog]

Thank you! I’d love to be a part of this. I’m so happy for you two!

[witchywilliams]

I'm so glad you agreed! Thank you! I'm so excited! It just… it doesn't seem real, Peyton. 

[theresponsiblehunter-blog]

My back still gets cold. 

[witchywilliams]

Aw, you poor baby. Do you want me to kiss it better, Mr. Crawford?

[halfmitchell-blog]

You—I’d be honored. Pun not intended. 

[witchywilliams]

You would? Oh thank you Peyton!