Orion's Animal Shelter

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh... hello bug, when did you get here? I didn't notice you come in. Well, stay as long as you need, I don't bite.

My name...? Oh its Orion, like the hunter from Greece long ago that was made into a constellation by Zeus.

IVE HAD THIS IDEA FOR SO LONG AND JUST NEVER MADE THEM. THIS IS ORION. THEY USE MAINLY THEY THEM PRONOUNS BUT ARE INTERSEX WITH MOSTLY MALE GENES.

Sorry I'm excited, anywayssss pfp made by brightgoat (using their picrew)

DA RULEZ:

-don't be explicitly sexual, suggestive is okay

-be kind (genuine human decency)

-don't be creepy weird

-magic anons are welcomed and encouraged

-have fun!!!

-all mod text is in yellow

-mod is @gremlinick !!!

[wite-animal-handler]

Uhm... hey. Do you know the RED Animal handler? Guessing you do, or maybe don't. it's fine- Do you know anything he likes, maybe...?

-@meet-the-tracker

Oh hey, hmm let's see... the red handler... I know of him, never met them though.... your probably better off asking Jasper ( @blu-animal-handler ) seeing as they're the one that fights him.

[mkkizzle]

coming back to ddvau

[wite-animal-handler]

You dating my parents makes me unreasonably angry

[I am completely doing this for the funny]

...That's nice..?

Sorry kid but that's just not your choice.

[wite-animal-handler]

*zips up and picks them up*

HALLOOOO LIEBE!!!

@redmedicfemale

AAA- Oh!! H- hello bugs!!!

*they laugh off how much they were scared by them appearing so suddenly*

W- what are you doing here my dove?

[wite-animal-handler]

um your girlfriend is insane with her doves. . .and forgot to do normal doctor things. . .

Oh I.. I am aware. She does this often...

[wite-animal-handler]

um. . . .your girlfriend is a cat. . .you need to to to heavy. . . .

A cat you say? How did that happen? Well if she is a cat then she's welcome into the shelter. I can take care of her until we figure out a way to get her back to normal..

[wite-animal-handler]

GO WHITE BOY GO

GO WHITE BOY GO

GO WHITE BOY GO

Uhm... not a boy? But uh.. thanks... I guess...?

[wite-animal-handler]

You hurt my parents and you’re dead, animal boy

@redmedicfemale @spiritually-damaged-heavy

I... you don't really scare me but nice try kiddo.

[wite-animal-handler]

YOURE NOW JUST ONE GENDER, AND IM OPTING FOR YOU TO BE A GAL!!!!!!

—🦠

HUH?? WHAT?? I DONT THINK THATS HOW THAT WORKS.

[wite-animal-handler]

ooooooo how the date go????

are you going to join them???

they (well Geraldine) has a son if ya didnt know. he the kid that showed up.

The date went well... wonderful. I never thought I'd meet anybody so... interesting.

I hope I will be... they seem like such amazing people...

Oh yeah I think I recall that.

[redmedicfemale]

*she was in a pure black dress with sliver heels and a low make up. she waited outside in the rain*

are they coming. . . .its cold. . .

@wite-animal-handler @spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

*From the distance Orion appears running through the rain absolutely soaked, they had on some androgynous makeup and a suit top and vest with a black skirt*

GERALDINE!!!

*they waved towards them and shouted to get their attention as the got closer*

I knew I should have brought an umbrella...

[redmedicfemale]

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh yes there they are, apologies for the inconvenience, thank you so much uh... medic? Do you have a name?

*they took the kitten from them noticing the blush but deciding not to comment on it*

[redmedicfemale]

its Geraldine. . .Dr Geraldine. . .i was an vet before i was a medic. . .

[wite-animal-handler]

That's such a lovely name... might not be so lovely with my accent though, Dr Geraldine...

*they smile, the name sounding sweet on their lips and the slight Scottish accent present but not overpowering*

It suits you... a pretty name for a pretty (former) vet.

*they chuckle, beginning to blush themselves, they are quite cute for a medic*

[redmedicfemale]

oh my boyfriend would love to see you! and thank you. . .

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh you... you have a boyfriend? I apologise... for ... nevermind.

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm? Is this the one you're taking about?

You're pretty short compared to my teammates, maybe a tad taller then Soldier

[redmedicfemale]

you see it too tho? he very handsome! ooo a pretty test subject like you! *she kisses him and giggles*

@wite-animal-handler

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I wouldn't say he's "handsome", more "pretty and small" than "handsome".

His jacket looks so loose on him, and his hair looks like it needs a new look

[redmedicfemale]

*she huffs* I still say he handsome!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Sure, sure, whatever you say

What's his name either way? Need to know the guy first before you take him to dinner

[redmedicfemale]

*she blinks looks up at him. blinks somemore*

i-. . . .what? your letting me-. . .i-. . .

*she seems torn and confused. anytime she did this in the past she was yelled at and told it was cheating. . .she tears up a bit and mumbles*

s-so you dont s-see it as c-cheating?. . .

@wite-animal-handler [we are here. lol]

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Why would it be cheating? We're not, I guess, official yet but I have no intentions on leaving you

If you think this guy can be the next best candidate for you if I ever leave then go ahead

Also he's cute

[redmedicfemale]

w-well. . .i um. . .was going to offer a um. . .three way. . .i-if you both dont oppose. . .

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I-

A THREEWAY!? I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THAT!

Heavy is incredibly flustered, he's not sure what else he could say. Is Geraldine referring to a threesome relationship or is she suggesting.. That?

[redmedicfemale]

*she jumps and almost fell back*

NOT SEX!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

*she understood what he thought by the look then she looks at the handler*

i um. . .what do you think?

@wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?

[redmedicfemale]

oh i see it! plus! we ended up on a wim too!! so?

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

It was just me accidentally meeting her at first, so I don't see how you could be any different

[wite-animal-handler]

... I...

*Orion is hesitant at first, I mean what if they end up hating them for being intersex or think that the unconventional animals they tame are weird... but they can't resist, it's such an amazing opportunity. They look up to the both of them and nod*

Yes.. I'd love to...

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm, good to know

So, a question that might seem weird to you but I need to ask: What does it mean to be intersex? I don't get it

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh it just means I was born with both male and female genes.. so I'm a biological male technically but I look feminine and won't be able to have... uh... kids...

[redmedicfemale]

*she was still knee deep in the creek and after her walking there was faint manic cackling and she wave was now up to her neck in the water holding a fat frog in the air and a long snake by the head. yep. . .they have this crazy lady as a girlfriend*

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Right, we could set this up as soon as- Where's Geraldine?

Heavy frantically looked everywhere for her, until his eye landed on a small figure in the distance, holding a frog high above their head

Oh, she's in the creek and seems like she found a frog

[redmedicfemale]

*far away yelling*

AND A VEMON SNAKE!!!! I NEED HELP OUT THE WATER. . .DID WE SAY YES????

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Sighing in a somewhat disappointed manner, he ran over to the creek and picked up Geraldine. She was rather light weighted but because her legs were a but stuck in the mud, Heavy took a while to actually get her out without dropping her back in

Back careful with the snake, we need to get you cleaned up and ready for the date

[redmedicfemale]

aint ya joining us?. . .i believe it should be all three!

*she zooms over the handler to show the frog and snake to him*

@wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

Holy... mind my language but... holy shit... this is happening? Actually happening?

*they were freaking out due to them never having been in a relationship before, but they were quickly caught off guard by the frog*

HOLY- I've never seen one this big. Oh an careful with that snake, it is venomous. May I?

*they extend their hands to the frog*

[wite-animal-handler]

You

What are you doing with my parents?

Uhm... your what now? I'm not sure I understand...

*Orion was genuinely confused at the question*

[redmedicfemale]

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh yes there they are, apologies for the inconvenience, thank you so much uh... medic? Do you have a name?

*they took the kitten from them noticing the blush but deciding not to comment on it*

[redmedicfemale]

its Geraldine. . .Dr Geraldine. . .i was an vet before i was a medic. . .

[wite-animal-handler]

That's such a lovely name... might not be so lovely with my accent though, Dr Geraldine...

*they smile, the name sounding sweet on their lips and the slight Scottish accent present but not overpowering*

It suits you... a pretty name for a pretty (former) vet.

*they chuckle, beginning to blush themselves, they are quite cute for a medic*

[redmedicfemale]

oh my boyfriend would love to see you! and thank you. . .

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh you... you have a boyfriend? I apologise... for ... nevermind.

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm? Is this the one you're taking about?

You're pretty short compared to my teammates, maybe a tad taller then Soldier

[redmedicfemale]

you see it too tho? he very handsome! ooo a pretty test subject like you! *she kisses him and giggles*

@wite-animal-handler

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I wouldn't say he's "handsome", more "pretty and small" than "handsome".

His jacket looks so loose on him, and his hair looks like it needs a new look

[redmedicfemale]

*she huffs* I still say he handsome!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Sure, sure, whatever you say

What's his name either way? Need to know the guy first before you take him to dinner

[redmedicfemale]

*she blinks looks up at him. blinks somemore*

i-. . . .what? your letting me-. . .i-. . .

*she seems torn and confused. anytime she did this in the past she was yelled at and told it was cheating. . .she tears up a bit and mumbles*

s-so you dont s-see it as c-cheating?. . .

@wite-animal-handler [we are here. lol]

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Why would it be cheating? We're not, I guess, official yet but I have no intentions on leaving you

If you think this guy can be the next best candidate for you if I ever leave then go ahead

Also he's cute

[redmedicfemale]

w-well. . .i um. . .was going to offer a um. . .three way. . .i-if you both dont oppose. . .

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I-

A THREEWAY!? I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THAT!

Heavy is incredibly flustered, he's not sure what else he could say. Is Geraldine referring to a threesome relationship or is she suggesting.. That?

[redmedicfemale]

*she jumps and almost fell back*

NOT SEX!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

*she understood what he thought by the look then she looks at the handler*

i um. . .what do you think?

@wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?

[redmedicfemale]

oh i see it! plus! we ended up on a wim too!! so?

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

It was just me accidentally meeting her at first, so I don't see how you could be any different

[wite-animal-handler]

... I...

*Orion is hesitant at first, I mean what if they end up hating them for being intersex or think that the unconventional animals they tame are weird... but they can't resist, it's such an amazing opportunity. They look up to the both of them and nod*

Yes.. I'd love to...

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm, good to know

So, a question that might seem weird to you but I need to ask: What does it mean to be intersex? I don't get it

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh it just means I was born with both male and female genes.. so I'm a biological male technically but I look feminine and won't be able to have... uh... kids...

[redmedicfemale]

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh yes there they are, apologies for the inconvenience, thank you so much uh... medic? Do you have a name?

*they took the kitten from them noticing the blush but deciding not to comment on it*

[redmedicfemale]

its Geraldine. . .Dr Geraldine. . .i was an vet before i was a medic. . .

[wite-animal-handler]

That's such a lovely name... might not be so lovely with my accent though, Dr Geraldine...

*they smile, the name sounding sweet on their lips and the slight Scottish accent present but not overpowering*

It suits you... a pretty name for a pretty (former) vet.

*they chuckle, beginning to blush themselves, they are quite cute for a medic*

[redmedicfemale]

oh my boyfriend would love to see you! and thank you. . .

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh you... you have a boyfriend? I apologise... for ... nevermind.

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm? Is this the one you're taking about?

You're pretty short compared to my teammates, maybe a tad taller then Soldier

[redmedicfemale]

you see it too tho? he very handsome! ooo a pretty test subject like you! *she kisses him and giggles*

@wite-animal-handler

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I wouldn't say he's "handsome", more "pretty and small" than "handsome".

His jacket looks so loose on him, and his hair looks like it needs a new look

[redmedicfemale]

*she huffs* I still say he handsome!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Sure, sure, whatever you say

What's his name either way? Need to know the guy first before you take him to dinner

[redmedicfemale]

*she blinks looks up at him. blinks somemore*

i-. . . .what? your letting me-. . .i-. . .

*she seems torn and confused. anytime she did this in the past she was yelled at and told it was cheating. . .she tears up a bit and mumbles*

s-so you dont s-see it as c-cheating?. . .

@wite-animal-handler [we are here. lol]

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Why would it be cheating? We're not, I guess, official yet but I have no intentions on leaving you

If you think this guy can be the next best candidate for you if I ever leave then go ahead

Also he's cute

[redmedicfemale]

w-well. . .i um. . .was going to offer a um. . .three way. . .i-if you both dont oppose. . .

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I-

A THREEWAY!? I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THAT!

Heavy is incredibly flustered, he's not sure what else he could say. Is Geraldine referring to a threesome relationship or is she suggesting.. That?

[redmedicfemale]

*she jumps and almost fell back*

NOT SEX!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

*she understood what he thought by the look then she looks at the handler*

i um. . .what do you think?

@wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?

[redmedicfemale]

oh i see it! plus! we ended up on a wim too!! so?

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

It was just me accidentally meeting her at first, so I don't see how you could be any different

[wite-animal-handler]

... I...

*Orion is hesitant at first, I mean what if they end up hating them for being intersex or think that the unconventional animals they tame are weird... but they can't resist, it's such an amazing opportunity. They look up to the both of them and nod*

Yes.. I'd love to...

[redmedicfemale]

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh yes there they are, apologies for the inconvenience, thank you so much uh... medic? Do you have a name?

*they took the kitten from them noticing the blush but deciding not to comment on it*

[redmedicfemale]

its Geraldine. . .Dr Geraldine. . .i was an vet before i was a medic. . .

[wite-animal-handler]

That's such a lovely name... might not be so lovely with my accent though, Dr Geraldine...

*they smile, the name sounding sweet on their lips and the slight Scottish accent present but not overpowering*

It suits you... a pretty name for a pretty (former) vet.

*they chuckle, beginning to blush themselves, they are quite cute for a medic*

[redmedicfemale]

oh my boyfriend would love to see you! and thank you. . .

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh you... you have a boyfriend? I apologise... for ... nevermind.

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm? Is this the one you're taking about?

You're pretty short compared to my teammates, maybe a tad taller then Soldier

[redmedicfemale]

you see it too tho? he very handsome! ooo a pretty test subject like you! *she kisses him and giggles*

@wite-animal-handler

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I wouldn't say he's "handsome", more "pretty and small" than "handsome".

His jacket looks so loose on him, and his hair looks like it needs a new look

[redmedicfemale]

*she huffs* I still say he handsome!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Sure, sure, whatever you say

What's his name either way? Need to know the guy first before you take him to dinner

[redmedicfemale]

*she blinks looks up at him. blinks somemore*

i-. . . .what? your letting me-. . .i-. . .

*she seems torn and confused. anytime she did this in the past she was yelled at and told it was cheating. . .she tears up a bit and mumbles*

s-so you dont s-see it as c-cheating?. . .

@wite-animal-handler [we are here. lol]

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Why would it be cheating? We're not, I guess, official yet but I have no intentions on leaving you

If you think this guy can be the next best candidate for you if I ever leave then go ahead

Also he's cute

[redmedicfemale]

w-well. . .i um. . .was going to offer a um. . .three way. . .i-if you both dont oppose. . .

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I-

A THREEWAY!? I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THAT!

Heavy is incredibly flustered, he's not sure what else he could say. Is Geraldine referring to a threesome relationship or is she suggesting.. That?

[redmedicfemale]

*she jumps and almost fell back*

NOT SEX!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!

*she understood what he thought by the look then she looks at the handler*

i um. . .what do you think?

@wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?