Don't do anything weird

A BLU Heavy who worked for BLU only because he needed money and has no family to return to

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

"Welcome, I guess. Engineer set this up for me and told me to have fun with it. I'm not sure how much fun it is for strangers to send you questions but I'll roll with it."

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This blog is purely for fun and because I don't see a lot of BLU team members around, I decided to create one myself.

This is, like, my BLU Heavy OC so I'll lend you more info when you interact with him.

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Tags for easier search:

Got some mutuals on this blog as well: @darkcloudsatnight @pootimedes @the-technition-red @scoutbot-asks @fantasytf2-au @cupofsharks @arcamedestf2 @black-scout @gremlinick

For Heavy:

Answering questions: #Heavy's chatting

Anyone else answering: #Heavy let teammate answer

Answering with Heavy: #Heavy and team

Talking in general: #Heavy needs company

For the MOD:

Answering questions: #MOD is here!

Talking in general: #MOD wants some company

Updates and announcements: #Posters and radio broadcasts

Additional tags:

When you mention any type of ship: #Heavy's take on love

When you mention something about his work: #Heavy's work contract

When you crush all over him: #Heavy is confused

When you feed him: #Heavy smell food

When Delta is here: #Heavy and Delta

When @redmedicfemale is here: #my darling my love

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Things that are needed to keep in mind:

Since TF2 Is set in the late 1960's and early 1970's, cellphones have yet to be created so all of the asks that comes through is via letters and mails. Unless you add your name or how to address yourself, Heavy will call you "Anon"

I don't have a good grip on TF2 lore on neither team, so everything I say and do hear will be like my own little AU

I advise minors to not interact because there might be profanities and mention of gore and suicide. If you're comfortable with that, stay at your own will (you can stay dw abt it, this had changed since two months ago but I forgot to update)

Any type of asks is allowed. Don't expect the inappropriate ones to be answered immediately

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For face claim (made in Picrew, credits to @ogami_mgn)

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With that out of the way, please enjoy writing precious letters to this Heavy. Any team members are free to join if you address them in your ask. Heavy would love to hear what you have to ask!

!BUILDERS LEAGUE UNITED IS GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU HERE!

[redmedicfemale]

Atlas has turned into a fucking baby/small toddler

-@iaminyourbones-but-rp

OH MEIN GOTT! MY BOY!!! ohh come here my dear!

*picks up atlas and melts* awww whos mamas little nurse~

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

@wite-animal-handler

[iaminyourbones-but-rp]

He stares up at u with beady lil eyes “Mama! :D”

[redmedicfemale]

*she melts and peppers his face in kisses* awwww~ whos mamas little murder?~

[iaminyourbones-but-rp]

He giggles and nuzzles against her shoulder, looking around the room. He noticed a photo of a dove on the infirmary wall, seemingly drawn by Pyro, and points at it. “Birdy!”

[redmedicfemale]

*she giggles and kisses his cheek, blowing raspberries* ja! thats Archimedes~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Heh, cute little thing, aint he?

Heavy chuckled and peered over Geraldine's shoulder, smiling at the little one that she called "her little murderer"

[redmedicfemale]

oh darling! its atlas! he just as adorable as when i first found him. . . i thing one of those magic anon got to him! . . . .oh how he a sweet little killer~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Well, if he's a little murderer, would he prefer a gun or a knife?

No, I'm not saying I will five him an actual weapon, but him holding a bloody little knife would look cute

[redmedicfemale]

Atlas has turned into a fucking baby/small toddler

-@iaminyourbones-but-rp

OH MEIN GOTT! MY BOY!!! ohh come here my dear!

*picks up atlas and melts* awww whos mamas little nurse~

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

@wite-animal-handler

[iaminyourbones-but-rp]

He stares up at u with beady lil eyes “Mama! :D”

[redmedicfemale]

*she melts and peppers his face in kisses* awwww~ whos mamas little murder?~

[iaminyourbones-but-rp]

He giggles and nuzzles against her shoulder, looking around the room. He noticed a photo of a dove on the infirmary wall, seemingly drawn by Pyro, and points at it. “Birdy!”

[redmedicfemale]

*she giggles and kisses his cheek, blowing raspberries* ja! thats Archimedes~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Heh, cute little thing, aint he?

Heavy chuckled and peered over Geraldine's shoulder, smiling at the little one that she called "her little murderer"

[wite-animal-handler]

You dating my parents makes me unreasonably angry

[I am completely doing this for the funny]

...That's nice..?

Sorry kid but that's just not your choice.

[i-am-inside-your-bones]

I’m aware

And it’s not going to change bc my mom and dad obviously like you

I just wanted to make sure you knew

[redmedicfemale]

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

our son is threatening them again. . . .

verdammter Gott. . . when i said you have my bloodlust this wasnt it!!!!!

*the look of a mom that proud but so disappointed and doesn't know how to handle this*

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I.. Please don't pull me into this. I haven't taken care of a lot of children after all my siblings separated ways

But, your mother is right, you shouldn't hate someone just because we're dating them. Please threaten them less

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

*worm wiggle*

@redmedicfemale

Uhhhh.. Geraldine? Are you okay? I assume that a magical anon turned you into this for.. How long, I wouldn't know

[redmedicfemale]

nien im just here. . .no worm. . .but i did get taught the worm wiggle by scout!!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I see. Which scout though? I know a few around here

One of them came to me to try and impress his crush. It was a pathetic sight but I think he's doing fine now

[redmedicfemale]

oh. . . i dont remember! but i can do a worm dance now!!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Well, at least you got something to do for fun now (or just an excuse for me to call you cute)

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

*worm wiggle*

@redmedicfemale

Uhhhh.. Geraldine? Are you okay? I assume that a magical anon turned you into this for.. How long, I wouldn't know

[redmedicfemale]

nien im just here. . .no worm. . .but i did get taught the worm wiggle by scout!!!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I see. Which scout though? I know a few around here

One of them came to me to try and impress his crush. It was a pathetic sight but I think he's doing fine now

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

*worm wiggle*

@redmedicfemale

Uhhhh.. Geraldine? Are you okay? I assume that a magical anon turned you into this for.. How long, I wouldn't know

[redmedicfemale]

Darling, I know that you're still very stressed out, but you need to stop being a bird

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

COOOO

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Oh god, are you beyond repair now...

[redmedicfemale]

CAW CAWWWWWWWWWW

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

SNAP OUT OF IT, GERALDINE! STOP BEING A BIRD!

[redmedicfemale]

Darling, I know that you're still very stressed out, but you need to stop being a bird

@spiritually-damaged-heavy

COOOO

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Oh god, are you beyond repair now...

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

| I am concern for the mess that is my inbox |

| I'm sorry I haven't been answering anything lately, Ren. School is becoming increasingly stressful and exam week is coming up |

| Tagging you just in case: @horrorscoutblog |

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

um your girlfriend is insane with her doves. . .and forgot to do normal doctor things. . .

no you did not see this before

Shit... I've been too busy to even check on her

Could anyone tell me how she's doing right now? Did she got hurt?? Where the hell is Orion

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Dad

Father

What would you do if I became friends with Soldier and got him to teach me how to use a rocket launcher?

That's fine... I supposed

Just don't take too many advices from him and I forbid you from smoking and using the rocket launcher like how Soldier would

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

mew mew mew mew MEAOOOOOOW

*there is an angry Siamese cat with a lab coat and blood looking up at him*

@redmedicfemale

Huh? What the-

Why the hell is there a cat here?? Why is wearing clothes?

[redmedicfemale]

*she rubs on his leg and purrs. . .why cant he see that its her!?* Maowwww~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Where's your owner? How can a cat sneak into here so easily even??

Heavy sighed and picked up the cat, cradling it in his arms and gently scratching behind its ear. For a thing so cute, it was rather unusual for it to be wearing the medic's uniform.

[redmedicfemale]

*she purrs and nips his fingers and clings*

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Heavy is fond of animals, even if they carry rabies. Watching this. Suspiciously familiar cat makes his shoulders relax. His mind is nearly at peace when the sudden question of where Geraldine might be and if she's doing okay or not sent a jolt through his body

Shit.. Geraldine is that you? That has to be you, right?

[redmedicfemale]

*she looks up and purrs louder and licks him* mewwww!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I supposed you are Geraldine, I take it

Alright, how do I try you back to normal and who did this to you? What even happened?

Does Orion knows about this or is he just added oblivious as I was before?

[redmedicfemale]

. . . .mow. . .

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Hm... I'll ask Soldier for his wizard friend to turn you back to normal. Just hang in there, I'll get you back to how you used to be

(I take it that Orion doesn't know about this then)

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

mew mew mew mew MEAOOOOOOW

*there is an angry Siamese cat with a lab coat and blood looking up at him*

@redmedicfemale

Huh? What the-

Why the hell is there a cat here?? Why is wearing clothes?

[redmedicfemale]

*she rubs on his leg and purrs. . .why cant he see that its her!?* Maowwww~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Where's your owner? How can a cat sneak into here so easily even??

Heavy sighed and picked up the cat, cradling it in his arms and gently scratching behind its ear. For a thing so cute, it was rather unusual for it to be wearing the medic's uniform.

[redmedicfemale]

*she purrs and nips his fingers and clings*

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Heavy is fond of animals, even if they carry rabies. Watching this. Suspiciously familiar cat makes his shoulders relax. His mind is nearly at peace when the sudden question of where Geraldine might be and if she's doing okay or not sent a jolt through his body

Shit.. Geraldine is that you? That has to be you, right?

[redmedicfemale]

*she looks up and purrs louder and licks him* mewwww!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

I supposed you are Geraldine, I take it

Alright, how do I try you back to normal and who did this to you? What even happened?

Does Orion knows about this or is he just added oblivious as I was before?

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

mew mew mew mew MEAOOOOOOW

*there is an angry Siamese cat with a lab coat and blood looking up at him*

@redmedicfemale

Huh? What the-

Why the hell is there a cat here?? Why is wearing clothes?

[redmedicfemale]

*she rubs on his leg and purrs. . .why cant he see that its her!?* Maowwww~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Where's your owner? How can a cat sneak into here so easily even??

Heavy sighed and picked up the cat, cradling it in his arms and gently scratching behind its ear. For a thing so cute, it was rather unusual for it to be wearing the medic's uniform.

[redmedicfemale]

*she purrs and nips his fingers and clings*

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Heavy is fond of animals, even if they carry rabies. Watching this. Suspiciously familiar cat makes his shoulders relax. His mind is nearly at peace when the sudden question of where Geraldine might be and if she's doing okay or not sent a jolt through his body

Shit.. Geraldine is that you? That has to be you, right?

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

YOOOOOOO THAT CAT IN HEAAAAAT FOR YOUUUUUUUU

WHAT?! I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE!

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

mew mew mew mew MEAOOOOOOW

*there is an angry Siamese cat with a lab coat and blood looking up at him*

@redmedicfemale

Huh? What the-

Why the hell is there a cat here?? Why is wearing clothes?

[redmedicfemale]

*she rubs on his leg and purrs. . .why cant he see that its her!?* Maowwww~

[spiritually-damaged-heavy]

Where's your owner? How can a cat sneak into here so easily even??

Heavy sighed and picked up the cat, cradling it in his arms and gently scratching behind its ear. For a thing so cute, it was rather unusual for it to be wearing the medic's uniform.