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Weaponry in Reign of Assassins
辟水剑 Pì shuǐ jiàn (Water-shedding Sword) and 转轮王剑 Zhuǎn lún wáng jiàn (King of Dharma Wheel Sword) 参差剑 Cēncī jiàn (Varied/Uneven swords) 短枪 Duǎn qiāng (short spear) and 飞针包 Fēi zhēn bāo (Flying Needle Set) 嵩山剑和嵩阳剑 Sōngshān jiàn hé sōng yáng jiàn (Songshan Sword and Songyang Sword) 杀人熊钩子和通天绳 Shārén xióng gōuzi hé tōngtiān shéng (Leon Dai's Hooks and Rope) 绽青剑 Zhàn qīng jiàn (Green Blossoming Sword) 武当三剑 Wǔdāng sān jiàn (the three Wudang Swords)
((withcrossesovermyeyes)) Blindfold: ...who are you?
* I - i’m Asriel.* C-can you put the sword away please?
Despite the fact that this strange creature before her looked like a child, she could not help feeling a little bit apprehensive about him. Something about him made her feel uncomfortable.
However, she lowered her sword, still keeping the blank expression on her face.
“Asriel?”
One cannot help but wonder as to why there is a small child laying upon the floor.
Frisk would tell you, but you haven’t exactly decided to chat…. yet.
Blindfold, walking past, caught sight of the child laying on the floor. She deaded over to Frisk, and looped over the child. “What are you doing?”
ＳＷＥＥＴ ＫＮＩＦＥ ＰＡＲＴＹ
((withcrossesoverhereyes)) Blindfold: *stares at silently*
Clyde: umm…h-hi?
Blindfold continued to stare at him silently, almost expressionless. After a while she finally nodded to acknowledge him. "Hello."
“For starters, you can take that off. You’re not impressing anyone with your echolocation skills. And if you really want cross eyes, well,”
He set the bottle down on a handy outcrop, and before you could say “Jack”, a butterfly knife appeared in his hands.
“I can help decorate them.”
As soon as she saw the knife appear in his hands, she immediately reached for her sword, taking a step back. “I don’t HAVE eyes, I didn’t program this sprite to have eyes, just a blindfold.” She kept completely still, her expression turned to anger, “Why exactly are you so particular about eyes?”
“Did I give off that impression?”
Okay, so she wasn’t blind. And what sprite? The Dark Place did do silly things sometimes, and with the increased advent of the internet, there were so many spots like Cauldron Lake being found these days.
“No, I’m more of a blood-driven lovable psycho, actually. Do you have any cloth on you, then?”
"How pleasant." She replied sarcastically, slowly moving her hand away from her sword. She pulled out a towel from her inventory and tossed it at Scratch, still keeping her dustance fearing that he might try to stab her with his knife.
((withcrossesovermyeyes)) Blindfokd: *stares*
The puppeteer was not a large fan of being stared at, especially by strangers, but regardless, she decided to confront the fellow about it.
“Um- Can I help you?”
Blindfold did not change her bored expression, but nodded to acknowledge her. "I don't need anything," she answered, "Just surprised to see another puppeteer. You are a puppeteer, aren't you?"
“For starters, you can take that off. You’re not impressing anyone with your echolocation skills. And if you really want cross eyes, well,”
He set the bottle down on a handy outcrop, and before you could say “Jack”, a butterfly knife appeared in his hands.
“I can help decorate them.”
As soon as she saw the knife appear in his hands, she immediately reached for her sword, taking a step back. "I don't HAVE eyes, I didn't program this sprite to have eyes, just a blindfold." She kept completely still, her expression turned to anger, "Why exactly are you so particular about eyes?"
“Oh, damn.”
The whole bottle had just overflowed, and some of the water got onto his suit. Not very ideal.
*gazes at him silently with a very unimpressed expression*
“I think, instead of standing there, you could help?”
“Or maybe you can’t see shit - not a surprise with that stupid blindfold.”
Blindfold still kept her unimpressed expression as she replied, "I can see perfectly fine. I just don't really see any point or any way to help you."
“Oh, damn.”
The whole bottle had just overflowed, and some of the water got onto his suit. Not very ideal.
*gazes at him silently with a very unimpressed expression*
Haladie
“Many interesting weapons came out of ancient India, but among the most dangerous was the haladie, a weapon of India’s ancient warrior class, the Rajput. The samurai of India, Rajput lived a lifestyle dedicated to fighting and honor, using weapons like the doubled-bladed haladie knife to cut down their enemies.
Haladie had two double-edged blades connected to the ends of a single handle. It was believed to be a thrusting weapon, although the slightly curved blade could just as easily be used for slashes and parries. Some types of haladie had a metal band similar to knuckledusters covering one side of the handle, where yet another spike or blade could be attached. Almost like something out of a fantasy novel, those types of haladie were perhaps the world’s first triple-bladed daggers. An army of ancient Indian warriors would have proven quite intimidating, equipped with both the haladie and their famed double-edged scimitar, the khanda.”
Suggestive Sentence Starters
Collected from all over the net, other memes, etc. Some are subtle, some are fluffy, some don’t have to be taken sexually, some are so straightforward you could practically jump into a smut scene in a few posts. Enjoy!
“No — no. Just keep your clothes on.” “You are so mean… and I’m okay with that.” “Is that all your mouth is good for?” “I am always looking for meaningful one night stands.” “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.” “I would rather have a cup of tea than sex.” “Ah, ah, not till I give you permission.” “Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.” “Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” “Does it taste alright?” “You wouldn’t dare!” “You’re so cute when you’re tired, you know.” “Anticipation makes the hard-on longer.” “You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.” “Nothing risque, nothing gained.” “I love when you’re rough.” “Is that a challenge?” “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I look great- wait, I said that wrong.” “I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.” “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.” “I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know your mine.” “Make me.” “What’s in it for me?” “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” “I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “Don’t stare. I didn’t want to do this.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.” “Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?” “Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.” “Your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like…” “This is mine. Are we clear?”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [[YOLO]]
Sensing someone behind her, she turned around quickly in one swift motion, one hand reaching for her sword.
She immediately saw the False Batter directly behind her, and took a step back in defense. “What do you want?” she asked, before noticing that the False’s single working eye was gazing at where here rear was, “Why were you staring at my butt?!” she raised her voice, partially out of anger, partially out of embarrassment.
withcrossesovermyeyes:
murmurationisxfalsum:
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David continued to watch her warily, but started to relax slightly. He started to speak, voice trembling. “P-papaaaa… h-huuurt… a-aaand b-beeen aaalll alooone… s-siiince… Haaad t-tooo take care of s-seeeelf… R-ruunning ouuut of foods aaaand maagic paper slipsss.. So went lookiiing!”
His sad, terrified tone caused her to feel a sense of emphaty for him, although she still maintained her monotone voice and expressionless exterior.
“I see,” she replied, “I think I have some meat and some Tickets to spare.” She paused for a moment, her voice suddenly going a little hard, “Who exactly is this “papa”?“
“P-papaaaa… S.. seee… niiiih.. caaa….” David murmured hesitantly, trembling, as though afraid saying the name would bring him back to life. He looked around fearfully.
Blindfold gritted her teeth. Of course, who else was she expecting? He created this poor Batter after all, and was completely willing to harm him.
She moved closer slightly, hoping not to scare him, and handed him a wad of Luck Tickets. "Here." She said, "If you want, I can keep you safe or find you somewhere to stay. "
「 金魂 」
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [[YOLO]]
Sensing someone behind her, she turned around quickly in one swift motion, one hand reaching for her sword.
She immediately saw the False Batter directly behind her, and took a step back in defense. “What do you want?” she asked, before noticing that the False’s single working eye was gazing at where here rear was, “Why were you staring at my butt?!” she raised her voice, partially out of anger, partially out of embarrassment.
“Aaaa…I just…. hide…. Look. For…puppeteer…for…safe…”
The False shuddered nervously and watched her movement. He would not relax until he knew he could trust her. He’d seen a puppeteer strike down his brothers and sisters. He knew their power.
((Hhhh sorry I took so long to reply. ))
She began to notice how terrified he looked, and felt rather sorry for him. He probably wasn’t much of a threat, even though she still didn’t feel that he could trust him fully as she was attacked by one of his kind before, and it pained her to kill that False Batter as he reminded her too much about her own Batter.
However, she lowered her arms, and nodded to show that she wasn’t hostile. “Well, you’re safe with me, I guess. What happened to you?”
David continued to watch her warily, but started to relax slightly. He started to speak, voice trembling. “P-papaaaa… h-huuurt… a-aaand b-beeen aaalll alooone… s-siiince… Haaad t-tooo take care of s-seeeelf… R-ruunning ouuut of foods aaaand maagic paper slipsss.. So went lookiiing!”
His sad, terrified tone caused her to feel a sense of emphaty for him, although she still maintained her monotone voice and expressionless exterior.
"I see," she replied, "I think I have some meat and some Tickets to spare." She paused for a moment, her voice suddenly going a little hard, "Who exactly is this "papa"?"
Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.
“Oh, oh. Yes.” He keeps his arms up, ready to receive said hot water bottle. If it was anything like the teapot it sounded cozy and he wanted it against his stomach. “Can… borrow? Make a copy.”
((Hhhh I’m so sorry I took so long to reply. ))
“Well, sure. I’m not sure how you can make a copy of it, but you can have it if you like.” she answered.
She left the room for a while, and soon returned with a red hot water bottle with tiny pink patterns on it. She handed it to him carefully.
