(2) "Stuff that's been said in the chatroom" Sentence Starter meme
(( LAST ONE I SWEAR - and so finally, my memes are off my hands… @roaringheart ))
“In what context should I take that.”
“That feeling when you’re creeping around and your target is creeping harder than you.”
“The worst part about it is it’s [muse name].”
“I am a doctor, I got my doctorate while torturing people.”
“Sometimes I look at my hands and find random marks of blood ????”
“Why do I keep coming in at the weird moments.”
“I have found the source of the blood.”
“First it was the drunks and weed, the bath salts and face eating, now this.”
“[muse name] is treating themselves bleeding like a minor inconvenience.”
“WatER IS WET [muse name] WATER IS WET BUT Y'ALL DIDNT BELIEVE ME!”
“Holy crap, you’re in 13th grade.”
“Don’t put that in the sentence meme.”
“Stop destroying things.”
“That was funnier in my head.”
“I will secure your buttocks with my hand.”
“Sometimes I fear for my hair.”
“Why can’t I have kitty thigh highs.”
“I don’t need your sass, [muse name].”
“Does it taste as good as it smells?”
“That was one of the best jokes I’ve ever heard tbh I couldn’t top that.”
“Get back here, you can’t just trigger me and leave.”
“I mean I’m gonna blow it up but ykno.”
“YOU’RE NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO STAY HOME ALONE WITHOUT A BABYSITTER.”
“…… What the heck is golden juice ?? Pee ??”
“YOU ARE JUST A CHICKEN !”
“Your ex just tackled me in a fit of passion.”
“HIT HER !!! WITH A STICK !!!!!”
“I’LL SHOW YOU OUT OF HAND !!”
“Do we have to adopt [insert name]?”
“MY DARLING PROTECT ME OUR BABY IS BROKEN”
“DON’T TOUCH THE PRECIOUS MINT LEAF”
“#KEEP[insertname]PURE2K16”
“I WANNA FEEL YOUR STARE BURN HOLES IN ME !”
“HOW ARE YOU THAT BLIND YOURE USUALLY THE SHARPEST OUTTA THE GROUP NEXT TO [insert name]”
“[muse name] IS ON THE STABBING BLOCK.”
“I need to make a bubble at least once with this lollipop gum.”
(Stares at [muse A], whispers) “[muse B]’s mine now.”
“THERE WAS NO FAMILY YOU STUPID NARC”
“I’m much saltier than I realized.”
“I have to decide whether or not I’m gonna lie.”
“It’s never ‘nothing’ with you, [muse name].”
“Never have I felt so pressured to eat pretzels wtf.”
“ITS NOT EVEN SUBTLE, THEY ARE KINKSTERS!”
“One time, I did the Macarena to a song that was not the Macarena song.”
“I enjoy not talking to [muse name].”
“My internet died because it couldn’t handle my waifu.”
“I feel like I just watched a car crash in slow motion.”
“Meh why meme when you can sleep. Better yet, why not meme WHILE you sleep?”
“Are you actually intoxicated.”
“Go back to bed, it’s daddies time.”
“You want pizza ? You’re dead.”
“I JUST DAB-SLAPPED [muse name]’S FACE!”
“Don’t do anything illegal.”
“Time to do something illegal.”
“IS [muse name] THE FATHER!?”
“I thought you said my hair was pregnant and I was like…. what.”
“I only accept kisses with lipstick color coral blue number 2.”
“Is it too late to return these friends for another set?”
“Why are you awake. You need to sleep at night.”
“You just swore like three times.”
“How can an idiot like me drop a titanium baseball bat in their eye?”
“I cant believe im in the middle of a child custody battle.”
“Believe in the power of booby.”
“It’s like a man period.”
“if only [muse name] hadn’t made a chew toy outta him during his man period.”
“Frik, these pajama pants are too hot to wear; why did I put them on.”
“Frickety frack, this replica’s whack.”
“I think I accidentally made a [insert thing here].”
“Dwarven Vow #420: Blaze it after you glaze it.”
“Bye, [muse name], don’t die in math.”
“Time to keep talking to Shrek.”
“Then suddenly you hear trumpets.”
“I don’t want to fight my husband.”
“Would you fight my husband ?”
“I don’t think I’m putting this game down for another 18 hours.”
“Do not Dad Joke the Dad.”
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