Imagine if yandere self aware transformers could only go to our world only when we have their figurines.
Like imagine buying a soundwave figurine (specifically the blokees action edition soundwave) and then when you check out his voice lines, he said something that definitely wasn't on the voice line lists??
Later in the corner of your eyes you'd see the figurine move a bit to look at you a lot better but when you take a good look at him, he didn't move an inch at all...is it just you or did his visor brighten a bit when you look at him?
I think it's a fun concept honestly, and imagine if we only have ONE transformers figurine and so the others could not go to our world lol and had to watch on the sidelines (our computer), watching us posing and pampering the only transformers figurine we got (SOUNDWAVE, I love soundwave)
I think it wouldn't surprise me if we would have a sudden package sent to us and it's filled to the brim with transformers figurines that mysteriously doesn't have a brand on their packaging whatsoever?? But they all look so high quality and real like in the comics!? Did someone else's package accidentally got sent to you?? The box doesn't even have an address or brand...oh well, finders keepers! (We're low-key panicking about someone knowing our address lol)
I could just imagine Reader being gifted Soundwave, or buying the figurine for like a relative or for a kid’s birthday party as a gift, until for whatever reason Reader had Soundwave and just decides ‘what if I just keep this….?’
I imagine Reader at first propping Soundwave on a shelf or making a small shrine, maybe getting some tiny furniture, and putting trinkets or small accessories on him and his cassettes for the lols like that one scene with Buzz lightyear in the first toy story movie, and then it becomes more pampering as you felt a genuine joy with playing with Soundwave’s figurine.
At first it was all laughs and jokes, even a time where you faked a romantic dinner, basically to emulate a meme, right until you jokingly ask what he does for a living, expecting some response that were in line with crushing Autobots or some attack line only to be stunned when Soundwave’s response was:
“Soundwave: looking at [Name]….”
You cocked a brow, not even that, your jaw dropped… was it a joke?… some rare voice line? I mean he was espionage but that was your name he just spoke.
There were some toys that say the name, but usually it was programmed in or have some fancy app, even then the words would not be sounded out or have that natural flow….
Even when checking over the list of voice lines that came on command or in idleness, there wasn’t any mention of creating custom voice lines…
————
There were times where you turned off you music, heard something that was oddly familiar sounding to footsteps, out of the corner of your eye you notice Soundwave moving yet as soon as you turned fully to face the Decepticon toy it seemed to just tilt like any toy after being stuck in position for a while when the balance finally turned….
You leaned in closer, keeping your eyes on Soundwave, before shaking your head as you rub your face, maybe you didn’t sleep all that well or maybe you actually did see Soundwave’s visor brightening up.
And while you wanted to speak about this, it seemed better to shut your mouth since after all, the Decepticon was only a toy, it was bound to be misplaced or you forget about it’s existence as soon as you place Soundwave on some random counter.
It didn’t explain on the random places you found lazerbeak’s cassette lying around, moments where you keeled over and clutched your foot when you accidentally slipped from stepping on Ravage, even times where you seem to look back only to see nothing but Soundwave standing there….
His head was positioned to where it seemed like he was staring back at you…..
Chills ran down your spine that day.
———-
All the while, little to your knowledge was that Soundwave was moving around, Ravage and Lazerbeak were major contributors in spying on you, your habits, and like a spider, Soundwave used this to his advantage by moving around your house, whether to explore, dig around in your closet figuratively and literally, and even times where he abused his power for some good—
—creating hiding spaces where he can watch you sleep and you don’t realize that he was standing over you like a sleep paralysis demon.
And to be honest it was some getting use to being tiny, and hoping to and from it back into your tv or computer, and it was really rewarding and refreshing.
He was getting pampered and had all of your attention and not those inferior Autobots or a certain Seeker hogging your attention, and honestly he was pretty accepting of the clothing and accessories he had been given and adorned by you.
While he didn’t say it, it was clear that he enjoyed being aware of the rest of the cybertronians being stuck in the pc and could only watch as Soundwave was the undisputed leader in the outside, and of COURSE he’s preparing the home for Decepticon takeover.
I would see him as the type to drag your stuff near the computer or any internet devices and put them in so they could be in the internet world for the rest to interact with.
Soundwave though was pretty much also searching up on websites and forums to look into getting figurines for the rest of the cassettes to get into a physical form to join him, well up until the one random day where you received a box-
Full of Cybertronian figurines?!
Much to Soundwave’s slight dismay and also relief to see that all of the Decepticons are within the box while for you, you were gobsmacked by the sheer amount, not to mention waiting for some phone call of a letter to receive from the shipping company or the original receiver of the package, yet nothing, not even the supposed address….
You were practically clutching your head and wondering where to even put the figurines in while also besotted by how well crafted they were, an original piece? Some refurbished toy collection meant to be a custom line? Maybe a prototype for some special anniversary?
Either way…. Your living room was about to become a new battleground for Autobots and Decepticons.
GA!Y/n*Just working your regular shift, helping folks fill up on gas, working at the store for goodies, cleaning the car windows and convenience store windows*Ahh~Just a slow night as always, used the power washer on the bathrooms after Bill didn't fucking clean it again...
GA!Y/n: The cryptics leaving me alone after a dance battle from Friday~and just me in the store with the fresh hotdogs and slushie watching "LA ULTRIMA PASSION" , Gabriella isn't some PRIZE to be won she should kill both cour-
GA!Y/n*Hear the roof of the gas station creek, and you look back and see one of the alien robots that comes once in a blue moon to bother the night workers*.....
Bully them into giving oil; after a month, it got old with you, and you sigh, already going to get the barrel to fill them, only to be stopped by the other one, the troublemakers, Who seems to be flexing? Or just stretching proudly; do the others do as well
What you don't know is that these idiots have been buffing themselves, putting fresh coats and even rubbing actual pine trees on them to get that pine smell you seem to like, as they see you smell the branches from the tree area at the Gas station, but you simply nod at them and go on your way to give them their fill
Cyb1*Looks at his buddies*'It didn't land..."
Cyb3"PICK IT BACK UP PICK IT BACK UP!"'
The group is having a mind battle while whistling at them to look down at you, showing them their oil is ready for them to eat or drink?
Cyb2:You know, Tiny~Me and my buddies have been eyeing you from across the Oil bar, and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?~
GA!Y/n*Who has wireless headphones listening to Lady Gaga, Blinks, and only got bits from what he said, pulls back the earbud*Wait, you guys HAD money this whole time?
I just imagine Earth's cryptics watching from the shadows, these aliens try to flirt with you...
You the most liked given you given up and just follow the rules, even listening to what they like...like connecting the TV into the speakers so they can all hear the telenovelas, sharing your popcorn as your eyes are glued to the screen ...
Soundwave FTA is super tiny and cute when first shown… imagine these thoughts going inside y/n’s head when they first laid eyes on him… especially when that clip in the episode where he was wandering the streets during the first snowfall.
Scared baby!!
Is a cute baby!!
Is a sweet baby!!
No one wants dis baby!!
I keep!!
YOINK!!
Y/n runs away with him in their arms… yelling “MINE!!” Giving the baby the biggest hug you can ever muster. “I’ll take care of u!!”
