niamh

Hi, I'm Niamh, I'm British with an American soul and I love Troye Sivan, Joey Graceffa, Connor Franta and Tyler Oakley :) Sideblog

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

I’m a gif now

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[fionnas-fat-ass]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god

[angelmutual]

i dont think ive ever shut up in my entire life

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[cheese24k]

These videos blow my mind every time

[theyellowbrickraod]

idk what  i just watched

[rnozzarellasticks-deactivated20]

THIS IS TRIPPY AS FCK

[wherethe40sat-deactivated201605]

LOVED IT!

[honeyxglow]

this is so oddly satisfying???

[divagonzo]

I’m too sober to appreciate this well enough.

[macaedh]

what the fuck ethan

[kvothbloodless]

I wish i had a context for this. But I really dont.

[pervocracy]

I was all ready to “um, actually” this, but, um, actually there’s about 3-4 grams of iron in a person, which x400 is 1.2-1.6kg, which is a smallish but not unreasonable sword. So. Math checks out.

[maxknightley]

How would you extract the iron, though? The more practical solution would be to kill a mere hundred men, then mix 1 part blood with 3 parts standard molten iron, imo. Cheaper and faster, while still retaining the edge that only evil magic can give you.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Or, you could just make the sword of iron, and then use the blood to temper the blade.

[squeeful]

1.2 to 1.6 kilograms is a perfectly reasonable large sword.  Your average longsword was 1.1–1.8 kg and I don’t even remember if that’s including the weight of the hilt, guard, and pommel or just the blade.  Your more classic “knight sword” was a mere 1.1 kilograms on average; the blood of 400 men is more than enough.

This is using the comparatively crappy metallurgy of medieval Europe and their meh iron swords.  Move east to, say, contemporary Iran and make a scimitar using high carbon steel (~2%) for a .75 kilogram blade and you only need the blood of about 225 men.

[optimysticals]

So putting my thoughts in on this… because how could I not.

So you’ve exsanguinated your 400 guys to get the iron for your sword. Cool. But now you have 400 bodies lying around.

Why not put those to good use and cremate them. Use the carbon from those 400 bodies (you won’t need all of them) and now you can make a nice mid-high carbon steel sword.

Now you have a sword forged with the blood of your enemies AND strengthened with their bones.

[hedwig-dordt]

“high fantasy math” - the tag I should have expected to write some day.

[themarysue]

I’m so proud of everyone in this post

[milkbready]

s/o to every trans kid who has to walk across the stage to a name that isn’t theirs at graduation

[theproblematicblogger]

YALL ARE GONNA NEED TO TURN THE SOUND ON

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

is that a giant tomato

[foxgraves]

blue whales are the largest animal ever recorded, like you literally need to be in a helicopter to actually see one in from a perspective with zero distortion. idk i just feel pretty lucky to be alive on earth at the same time as them and they don’t even want to kill me. they just wanna use their toothbrush mouthes to filter the ocean of smol ocean bugs. they have communities and they sing to each other to communicate. work is slow im sorry happy friday whales r so cool

[sappholopod]

if 🐋they're🐋 the 💦💦largest 😏 on hte planet🇺🇸🇬🇧🇯🇵🇩🇪🇮🇹 how 😫BIG💦 are 👀their👀 🍆💦MONSTER DONGS🍆👅💦 💕💕💕👌👀 would 🐳they🐋 be ⬇️DOWN⬇️ for 👌sharing👏 the 💦💦CUMMIES💦💕😫😫 ??

[foxgraves]

every day we drift farther from god’s light

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

me: *mocks parents for not understanding technology*

me: *has to google how to cook an egg*

[becausetheyhavelids]

[yrbff]

How We Treat Mental Illness Vs. How We Treat Physical Illness

[memewhore]

God, seriously.

[mooncalfe-deactivated20231020]

also, i like these weird character designs.

[mickeygifsmain]

[lordharrypotter]

[solanosjelly-deactivated2013102]

Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix

ACTING 

[youbeautifulfuckingcreature]

No but her acting was so good in this scene that I had to pause and zoom in on her face to make sure it wasn’t actually Emma in makeup, and even then I wasn’t totally convinced.

[treecat22]

Emma acted out the scene first, and then Helena Bonham Carter mimicked what she did. so it was Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Emma Watson pretending to be Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Bellatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix.

[ssjdebusk]

ACTING

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

(ignore)

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

i miss you

[tyleroakley]

NEW VIDEO: “Why Are The Kardashians Famous???” - reblog if you want a follow on Tumblr… i’m stalking/following a bunch of you who do!! PLUS, i’m giving away a trip for two to VidCon, watch to see how to win!! :]

[without-you-i-am-colourblind]

this was a fun video