Witless For The Persecution

I am @irrevelent. I only post on here to keep tabs on my encroaching senility.

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Dex/Les... ya’ll are all that I still know on here.

Howdy! Happy Holidays! Live Long and Prosper. Life is still gud on the mountain.

Witnessing a striking lack of persecution up here. Just maintaining my irrevelent sense of humor and wonder at the weirdnessification of our world.

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Just an FYI.... @irrevelent is still suckin’ air and taking nourishment regularly.

He’s just too content up on his mountaintop to post for the bots and re-posters that are all that remains of Tumblr and Twitter.... Miss all ya’ll ...\_/>

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Toes in the wind Wednesday... with the just completed stone platform for the Solo Stove Firepit

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Same view from the upstairs sky room in the new home in Carolina now that we are sorta-kinda moved in... the place rocks!

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Well, folks... like my old friend hiimles on here, I am picking up and moving away from my most recent life incarnation. The Delightful Reverend elfLiza and I just spent a week looking at homes in Western Carolina along the No/So border and ended up with this... [view from second floor sitting area... downstairs the front is six of the rectangular units].

2 BR/2 bath/one powder room... 2800 ft up on the east front of the Blueridge [1800′ up from the valley floor], the view is limited somewhat, as it only goes as far as the Earth’s curvature allows and the atmospheric conditions dictate. It sits on an old YMCA summer camp, so we get a 2 acre swimming lake stocked with fish, some overgrown tennis courts, and a picnic pavillion. 2 hours from Charlotte, NC, 30 minutes from Asheville, Greenville [SC and Spartanburg [SC], the house comes fully furnished [Pottery Barn/LazyBoy level stuff]

The downside is that, while it is up a paved road, it’s one that looks like an electrocuted snake... 25 full/double-back hairpin turns up one side, only 12 the other way... 12 minutes to go up or down 3-4 miles. Oh, and there ARE a few days a years you CAN’T go down due to ice and snow.

New adventures...

[and, Les, we also had SERIOUSLY surfed Silver City on the premise that they could probably uses a couple of liberals to check-and-balance off yourself]

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Why I Have Flown Away from Tumblr...

Corrupting 13 year-old minds since 2011.... Check out my stash disgusting and inappropriate filth-mongering garbage according to Tbr>> 

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/witlessforthepersecution/review

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The Time Has Come To Say...

No people here anymore... just the reposters.

Looks like my DEROS has come.

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Blood dripping off the screen here tonight.

I just slashed about 70% of those I “follow” here on Tumblr. Hey, if you haven’t posted in like 5 years, you gotta go.

I only have like six actual humans left from the old Twitter/Favrd days...

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Sunset up at Favorite View never fails to please

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St. Joseph’s On Da Job!

The Rev. elfLiza said that her Catholic brethren call on St. Joseph to help sell a house. So... in the middle of my nap today Barry, MY guy with Brown, skidded thru the drive and tossed out a package with my verry own St. Joey d’Zillow.

ME: Yo, bro.

Joey [in a Chelsea Boston accent]: ‘zup, paisan’? Da elf broad sez youse needs sum he’p.

Me: Thanks for coming out. Yeah... wanna sell up and move south.  Now, you get that I’m like... Buddhist?

Joey: Imma good by that, man. Hard to get good gigs, ‘specially for saints dese days.

Me: Right. So... So... what am supposed to do here.

Joey: Blezzed jeebzus on pogo stick, man, people got so many ideas on how THEY think I’m ‘zposed to do my job that even I’m confused. Youse mighda noticed Imma 5″ tall and plastic, so Imm’ll settlin’ for whadevz.

Me: The Rev. elf said you were supposed to go out in the yard upside down...

Joey: I can get “down” wid dat. Dere’s couple a prissy-ass angels I wouldn’t mind mooning.

Me: Facing the road, or what?

Joey: Hmmm, might as well watch for traffic.

Me: how ‘bout out on a straight line from the door to the realty sign?

Joey: ... dat works. ... I can kind guide ‘em in like the guys over at Logan wid the orange flashlights... and let’s make it waaay out on the lawn in the deep grass so it’ll be cooler overhead, K?

Me: Great.

Me: St. Joey... ? Y’know... with that Chelsea Irish accent I would thought you’d say “fuck” a lot more... jus’ sayin’.

Joey: ...Fuckin’ workin’ on it. EVery fuckin’ day...

Just before I dropped him off, he said, “Bro, you DO know this is ALL ‘bout the prayer thing, don’t you?”

Me: Yeah. Figured there was a hook on it somewhere.

Joey: It’s all good. Like the Nike logo sez, JustDoIt!”

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Wheredafunkiseverybody?

Did all the humans abandon Tumblr?

All I get in my feed is fluff stuff from themed posts....

Did you all migrate to a new platform without letting me know?.... I’ll tell yer Mom!

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Pzvfft…scriiitch…pzvfft… Houston?… We HAVE a problem…

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A 1950s childhood for boys involved a large acquisition of "Dinky Toys"... Fortunately, ALL quite eBay-able! [see if you can spot the Jaguar XK150 and the 1920s Parisian taxicab]

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I heard that the quality singles come individually wrapped... 

[Now, I just have to figure out why Yahoo thinks it’s important to me to meet women from the British Midlands... I’m betting MarkieZ told them so]

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Overheard in the post office lot... "Well, they are raising the magnetic fields so that...." and "I saw a video on Truther Channel..." You just KNOW what's comin' next is gonna be a little chewy around the edges

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Bacon, brie, and black currant… That's just how we roll here at the Château on a Saturday morning

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Wolfie, you in...?