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white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra
heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’”
Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...
Meat Loaf: please, call me meat
*while watching the goldfinch*
My mom: the person that wrote this story most have lots of imagination
Me: I guess that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of reading a Donna Tartt novel
teens gathering at the lake edge acting casual pretending to not be shoplifting water. we can see your buckets
Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I frick comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy
why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago
prison does things to a person
Accused of drinkos pee pee “I like the taste”
lock. him. up.
Hi, I’m so sorry, I hate being THAT person, but your “fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. Win because you don’t know how to loose,” wallpaper, you (or whomever made the wallpaper, idk if it was you) misspelt the word “lose.”
Hi, thank you for being that person, it turns out that the problem here is that I’m just illiterate. Anyway it’s fixed now for those of you who “know how to read.”