Witty Girls Don't Exist

Closeted Drake fan.

[80slesbiab]

[80slesbiab]

keep reblogging this white people are getting mad

[badasskweens-blog]

I’m white and I’ll never not reblog it because there’s no lie here

[edgelordtozier]

^^^^^

[wittygirlsdontexist]

Yep

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

Holy trinity

[wittygirlsdontexist]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Who did it better? [full video]

[gnarly-art]

Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

[thealexbane]

I forgot this isn’t common knowledge to other people

[ianthe]

Real talk whoever the creative team on this movie was should stage a coup of Disney and just make more real shit like L&S

[uovoc]

The writers were Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois. Sanders was also behind the movie’s character designs.

Both of them left for Dreamworks Animation, where they now direct/produce the How to Train Your Dragon franchise, among other things.

[exclusivelylouisck]

[thathotdyingchick]

THE ACCURACY

[summon-a-genie]

But where’s the exaggeration

[wittygirlsdontexist]

This bit is YEARS old and it's never been more relevant

[larstheyeti]

The Awkward Yeti

[likemermaidss]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[godbriel-deactivated20190715]

i love tumblr

[historyandmemes]

French people at the Palace of Versailles during the French Revolution: 

[odios]

[fyeahsoftvaporboreanism-deactiv]

they make a compelling argument

[0z]

cmooooon raiden

[californiadrian]

OOOHHHH MMMMYYYYYY GGGGOOOOOODDDDD

[violaslayvis]

Slaying for the Elder Gawds!!

[scottlangs]

#anti-fascist space latino whose best friend is a droid

[twitterscreencaps]

[rajasconqueso-deactivated201508]

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

[caged-freedom-deactivated201702]

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

[latinagabi]

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free? Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

[sissikuk]

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

[tasteofdecay]

I’ve been waiting for a post like this.

[wittygirlsdontexist]

[sixpenceee]

Feed the Pig

by reddit user Elias_Witherow

I slowly opened my eyes. My head was swimming and a dull pain surrounded my throat. I was thirsty. That was the first thing I noticed. I licked my dry lips as my surroundings faded into focus. My body ached and I realized it was because I was tightly bound to a metal chair in the middle of an empty room. The barren concrete walls were stained and dirty, the floor beneath my bare feet was cold and slightly wet.

Keep reading

[salaria-topaz-deactivated201704]

Now this was cluster of ‘fuck that’ and ‘excellent read’!

[snugglyaggron]

I agree! That was a fucking phenomenal read, but holy shit it was also gut-twisting at the same time.

[5feet-of-anxiety]

I… actually loved this

[wittygirlsdontexist]

This was on The No Sleep podcast and they did a spectacular job!

[keettu]

pay for my nails type of love

[sixpenceee]

Bill Nye the Science Guy walking the catwalk at New York Men’s Fashion Week 2017