William Green

Yeah, see, telling someone you won’t comment on something because you’ve already insulted them before, heavily implies that what you would’ve said is insulting as well - which, in the end, is just as bad as having said it in the first place…

Er....right.

I uh, never claimed I was smart?

Eh, I tend to get passionate about my Quidditch and football. So I can’t say I don’t understand.

I’m partial to zedonk over quidditch myself, but I’m with you on the football. One of the best muggle sports, really.

Have been following the cup?

#what if au #c: rs #co: rs

I won’t comment on Zedonk since I already insulted you with my opinion on crime shows. Glad we can both appreciate sore football, though. Of course I am! Aren’t you?

oliviergiroudd

England’s final squad for the Brazil World Cup

#what if au #football #team england

I know I tend to be a bit, shall we say, passionate about my muggle shows, but you know, there’s no reason to be derisive.

#what if au #c: rs #co: rs

Eh, I tend to get passionate about my Quidditch and football. So I can't say I don't understand.

uncommonpromo

Starting to think the wand shop has rats

Either that or ol’ Uncle Garrick has been chewing the wands.

#c: fm #co: fm #what if au

I'd imagine he'd be picking splinters out of his tongue for a while if that were the case...

You bit your tongue. There is no other show, investigation or otherwise, like the X-Files. It stands on alone.

#c: rs #co: rs #what if au

Fine, fine! X-files is the end all be all. Happy?

They're just not my thing, really. Crime shows, I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with them.

alaskaskellum

I wanted to experiment with some of my ink brushes in photoshop so I drew some Mulder and Scully. And then I watched some X-Files.

#what if au #c: rs #co: rs

Hey my mum watches that show, sometimes. She's into those crime investigation ones. I think they're all kind of the same.

william-carrow

Done with practice for the day

Time to relax

Sounds like a good idea to me, Clarington.

sirxusblack

I’m not sure how much I’d enjoy it. I’d probably spend the game comparing it to quidditch, to be honest. No way can it compete!

gray-ly

We have plenty of quidditch players on the team - their hearts are big enough for two sports

You saying it have a small one? Heart, I mean! Heart!

sirxusblack

You should try being hit by a bludger.

gray-ly

A starting can be transfigured into a bludger. You should come out and check out the game

I'm not sure how much I'd enjoy it. I'd probably spend the game comparing it to quidditch, to be honest. No way can it compete!

sirxusblack

gray-ly

There was a tragic zedonk accident at practice today.

#c: ag #co: ag #hogwarts au

You should try being hit by a bludger.

ucpromo

Look what I freaking got.

#c: mg #co: mg #hogwarts au

For real? Looks brilliant, mate.

Went for a swim this morning.

Seems a bit silly when you could be flying instead.

Or you could not study at all?

Never been much of a flyer unfortunately, I’ll admit I probably don’t know my way around of a broom as well as I should.

….Why would I do that?

#c: pl #co: pl #Hogwarts au

That is unfortunate.

Because no one should study all the time! What a waste!

Went for a swim this morning.

I’m sorry if you’re not a fan of the lake - but I’ve been an avid swimmer for most of my life. It’s pretty cold but I’m used to it by now.

Well unfortunately I had to study elsewhere this afternoon - rather inconvenient.

#c: pl #co: pl #hogwarts au

Seems a bit silly when you could be flying instead.

Or you could not study at all?

under-tales-deactivated20231108

Guess what? In detention again

And the only thing wrong I did was reading on divination class.

#c: ml #co: ml #hogwarts au

Seems rather harsh...

Just for today, mate? If you're in tomorrow too then I might be seeing you.

Went for a swim this morning.

Everyone needs something to clear their mind, but whether you’r referring to my school work, my girlfriend or the school calendar I’m appearing in - there’s nothing boring about me.

I’m sure the students who enjoy spending their time in the library appreciated your actions - I hope you’ll find the error of your ways in detention mate.

#c: pl #co: pl #hogwarts au

Was more referring to how you're commenting on the lake of all things, actually. But please, continue to tell me the many exciting things about you! It only sounds a bit like bragging.

They should! Spending their day with their noses stuck in books? I did them a favor!

under-tales-deactivated20231108

I know right, dungbombs are always funny. It’s impossible to dislike them.