SHITPOST✨SANCTUARY

Minors shoo please. Sera, 20's, ⚢. Mostly shitposting, dyke stuff, politics, pretty things. Icon by lientietattoos-blog. Header by @anngramed

[supermariomamafucker]

they need to come up with more words like necrosis and miasma and mausoleum and cadaver and morose and decrepit and stuff like that just so metal bands can expand their vocabulary

[princessrhcenyra]

BOBS' BURGERS ⇢ 3x03 | BOB FIRES THE KIDS

[lesbx]

they send me to space war even though i’m so freaking small i’m literally just a grunt. they only gave me a pasma pistol. i’m gonna fucking die

[oscar-isaac]

RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)

[forsovngarde]

[stillmuseum]

[bloodclotbitch]

[imawinner-forever]

[rosesgray]

CHER (1991)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[sandavito]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[acerbicapplecoffee]

[lilyblisslys]

you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits

[darkspaceboytoy]

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[starlightomatic]

i’ve invented a new microwave its called microwave 2. it randomly makes your food colder 9% of the time. don’t worry i’ve already entered your home and replaced your old microwave with it. im very good at technology

[starlightomatic]

this is about google’s ai overview

[finnglas]

gonna be real i thought this was just about normal microwaves

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[thembocoles]

Getting traded and finding out on tumblr

[fakedinosaurbones]

getting optioned to AAA on an improvement plan