Gem RP blog

Hello.

Why is your text purple? Can you like postpone your possession I need some magic coffee first I didn't get enough sleep last night

Ge— Gem, that's pink.

And... You think I control it? If I could control it, it wouldn't have happened the first time.

It was a bad night but I'm fine now, I'm normal. Hopefully.

It's definitely more of a Magenta, but really if you need help I can help you find a therapist in Rivendell

Probably after I hide Violet, not because I don't trust you I promise

...no, that is bright pink. And I'm fine.

#ooc: she's unsubtly trying to get him to ask for help

Sure. Anyways did you have a purpose behind that message, I can help you with any research you need

Hello.

Why is your text purple? Can you like postpone your possession I need some magic coffee first I didn't get enough sleep last night

Ge— Gem, that's pink.

And... You think I control it? If I could control it, it wouldn't have happened the first time.

It was a bad night but I'm fine now, I'm normal. Hopefully.

#ooc: just for clarity's sake: the last line is a complete lie #she doesn't trust Xornoth in the slightest

It's definitely more of a Magenta, but really if you need help I can help you find a therapist in Rivendell

Probably after I hide Violet, not because I don't trust you I promise

Hello.

Why is your text purple? Can you like postpone your possession I need some magic coffee first I didn't get enough sleep last night

gemmmmmmstoneeeeeeee

hi !!

- your favorite sibling aka @grimlandsfwhip

Hi Fwhip, what did you do this time?

If you did fight shrub who do you think would win?

I mean, it's pretty obvious who would win, have you seen us standing next to each other? She's what, four foot? I'm six eight.

@yourfavoritegnome do you wanna find out? I would 100% understand if you don't, but I won't go easy on you if you do.

I will bite you, you fuck

Go ahead, then.

It's just a little bite.

If you say one more annoying thing I'm going to get another rock

Okay.

Wait. Another?

I live in the Crystal Cliffs. Do you think I'm gonna run out of magic rocks

I mean, I was kinda asking when you got the first one?? Did you just have it the whole time and I didn't notice or did you pick it up and I didn't notice?

I carry them on me to throw at people and trap them in like Pokemon, Sausage and Fwhip can attest

grimlandsfwhip

this is true btw she throws rocks at me sometimes

Magic rocks to be fair

Happy 1st birthday btw >:] /silly

I'm 29 and my birthday is in November.

Calm down peepaw we're gonna take you to bed now, you're too roused up /lh

What. I do probably need to go to bed but what did you call me.

You heard me, peepaw

I'm not old. Come back in 20 years.

You say that like I'm stable enough to make it 20 years /hj (also naur you're still old af)

You remind me of younger me. That's not a good thing by the way.

I know. I don't recall ever seeing you post about your childhood in a sense that isn't either dangerous to yourself or others (at the very least it's mildly concerning. which I can admittedly relate to)

Yeah I... I have not been having a good time since I was 2 years old and didn't understand anything

There's... An effort though. Getting there. I think.

The fuck is it with the age of two??? Like deadass, after I was two, everything went to shit for my life And I've seen/heard many ppl say the same or similar stuff

(I have more thoughts about this, I just dont have the spoons to write it all down)

I don't know I just picked a random number to be honest

Actually yk what Based off the impression your family gives I suspect you were in torment since conception /hj

Yeah that makes sense.

Isn't two like, a month old for Elves? Considering. I think that you live for centuries?

Aren't you like 116 and still a teenager?

117! My birthday was a few months ago! But yes.

Oh happy late birthday! So is two for you like a newborn then

if I fight shrub will i breathe in whatever fuckin mushroom spores she has?

@its-xornoth-bitch ….you mean the leftover corruption from when you destroyed my home and poisoned my family and friends, leaving everyone in my community to die a slow and horrible death?

Or just normal mushroom spores?

No probably not I took a shower :)

I meant your hat. Is it a real mushroom or...?

Why do you care? Do you want one? Too fucking bad. It was a real mushroom, dried out and preserved using gnomish magic that’ll probably never be cast again. My father helped me make it. We picked out the mushroom together. It fit me perfectly. He had one too. I don’t know where it is now…probably burned to a crisp or crawling with those horrible red tendrils.

Uh. Okay.

You know, constantly bringing up... everything... doesn't help anything.

sorry, I don’t have the privilege to ignore it like you do, to hide from all the hurt you caused and stick your head in the sand and pick fights with people who call your self destructive tendencies out. Look, it was traumatic for both of us, and im sure being possessed by an evil elvish god was really horrible, but at least you still have people. Friends and family, even if you’re estranged from your brother, at least he’s still alive.

#I'm perfectly capable of being positive fuck you #I'm also extremely mentally stable #so don't say no one you meet it

Do I really have people though? Name five people who willingly talk to me regularly.

And anyways, that's not what I was saying. I'm not saying you should stop talking about it. I'm saying that you should try to bring up any positive memories. If you even have any, that is, because apparently no one I've ever met is capable of positivity or mental stability. It helps, apparently.

Happy 1st birthday btw >:] /silly

I'm 29 and my birthday is in November.

Calm down peepaw we're gonna take you to bed now, you're too roused up /lh

What. I do probably need to go to bed but what did you call me.

You heard me, peepaw

I'm not old. Come back in 20 years.

You say that like I'm stable enough to make it 20 years /hj (also naur you're still old af)

You remind me of younger me. That's not a good thing by the way.

Yeah I... I have not been having a good time since I was 2 years old and didn't understand anything

There's... An effort though. Getting there. I think.

The fuck is it with the age of two??? Like deadass, after I was two, everything went to shit for my life And I've seen/heard many ppl say the same or similar stuff

(I have more thoughts about this, I just dont have the spoons to write it all down)

I don't know I just picked a random number to be honest

Actually yk what Based off the impression your family gives I suspect you were in torment since conception /hj

Yeah that makes sense.

Isn't two like, a month old for Elves? Considering. I think that you live for centuries?

Aren't you like 116 and still a teenager?

#just a reminder that i am legally a therapist #occ: it was shown in one of Lizzie's episodes #she's actually canonically Joey's therapist

sometimes I'm doing completely fine and then I make a mistake and fifteen year old me comes into my brain and tells me I should've killed myself 15 years ago. I don't know if he means 15 years for me or them but sometimes I do think maybe it's right either way

If you did fight shrub who do you think would win?

I mean, it's pretty obvious who would win, have you seen us standing next to each other? She's what, four foot? I'm six eight.

@yourfavoritegnome do you wanna find out? I would 100% understand if you don't, but I won't go easy on you if you do.

I will bite you, you fuck

Go ahead, then.

It's just a little bite.

If you say one more annoying thing I'm going to get another rock

Okay.

Wait. Another?

I live in the Crystal Cliffs. Do you think I'm gonna run out of magic rocks

I mean, I was kinda asking when you got the first one?? Did you just have it the whole time and I didn't notice or did you pick it up and I didn't notice?

I carry them on me to throw at people and trap them in like Pokemon, Sausage and Fwhip can attest

If you did fight shrub who do you think would win?

I mean, it's pretty obvious who would win, have you seen us standing next to each other? She's what, four foot? I'm six eight.

@yourfavoritegnome do you wanna find out? I would 100% understand if you don't, but I won't go easy on you if you do.

I will bite you, you fuck

Go ahead, then.

It's just a little bite.

If you say one more annoying thing I'm going to get another rock

Okay.

Wait. Another?

I live in the Crystal Cliffs. Do you think I'm gonna run out of magic rocks

can necromancy bring back past versions of living people? don't ask why just answer the question.

grimlandsfwhip

not to my knowledge

i don't know what's more disturbing, the fact that you know that, or the fact that I'm not surprised it's you who knows stuff about necromancy.

imaloregremlin

gems prolly had to use it on him more than once 🤷

grimlandsfwhip

was actually sausage! he works with necromancy

I don't do necromancy, gives me the illusion of a moral high ground

katherine-of-house-blossom

Hey Shrub? What are your favourite — uh — your favourite flowers?

{★ @katherine-of-house-blossom ★}

o-oh! I…uh…I have to think about it. what’s yours?

I don't really have favourites, they're all pretty, but if I had to pick, alliums or lilies. Did you know you can eat alliums? They're garlic flowers. And onions. Just that general food family, actually.

#can you two just kiss already

if I fight shrub will i breathe in whatever fuckin mushroom spores she has?

@its-xornoth-bitch ….you mean the leftover corruption from when you destroyed my home and poisoned my family and friends, leaving everyone in my community to die a slow and horrible death?

Or just normal mushroom spores?

No probably not I took a shower :)