Slenderwizard 🔮

They/it (mod: @hollowinthegrotto)

[wizardslenderman]

Collect my spellbooks

[wizardslenderman]

The Shadow Demons Cannot Contain Me

[wizardslenderman]

M!Anon

no longer a slizard. you are now a slitch

wait wha-

*Poof! Wizard is now in a witch outfit instead of a wizard outfit. It... doesn't look that much different aside from color pallet.*

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[slendersweets]

You should! You should you should!

[wizardslenderman]

Alright

*chomp*

...tastes like metal and rust.

[slendersweets]

Ooohhhh yummy!

[wizardslenderman]

Not especially. It needs some salt and pepper.

[slendersweets]

Euck -! No! Nono!

[wizardslenderman]

Huh? You don't like pepper?

[slendersweets]

I don't like salt.

[wizardslenderman]

Ooooh. Understandable. What would you put on instead?

[slendersweets]

Cinnamon

[wizardslenderman]

Correct.

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[slendersweets]

You should! You should you should!

[wizardslenderman]

Alright

*chomp*

...tastes like metal and rust.

[slendersweets]

Ooohhhh yummy!

[wizardslenderman]

Not especially. It needs some salt and pepper.

[slendersweets]

Euck -! No! Nono!

[wizardslenderman]

Huh? You don't like pepper?

[slendersweets]

I don't like salt.

[wizardslenderman]

Ooooh. Understandable. What would you put on instead?

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[slendersweets]

You should! You should you should!

[wizardslenderman]

Alright

*chomp*

...tastes like metal and rust.

[slendersweets]

Ooohhhh yummy!

[wizardslenderman]

Not especially. It needs some salt and pepper.

[slendersweets]

Euck -! No! Nono!

[wizardslenderman]

Huh? You don't like pepper?

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[slendersweets]

You should! You should you should!

[wizardslenderman]

Alright

*chomp*

...tastes like metal and rust.

[slendersweets]

Ooohhhh yummy!

[wizardslenderman]

Not especially. It needs some salt and pepper.

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[slendersweets]

You should! You should you should!

[wizardslenderman]

Alright

*chomp*

...tastes like metal and rust.

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[slendersweets]

Sounds tasty!

[wizardslenderman]

Maybe it is. I haven't tried biting it yet.

[wizardslenderman]

hey guys im back. sorry for being dead i was looking for a cursed amulet for my collection

[wizardslenderman]

[ooc] oh good god i forgot about this blog. i was too busy making princess suffer i guess

[doctor-roman]

You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

[ehentalix]

I'd leave. This is a sign that my opponent has the most fucked up unethical spells imaginable, and I am not about to be subject to Malchezar's Piercing Prostate Bomb or something

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ begin id: a color photo of four composition notebooks, fanned out in a row. From right to left, they are purple, green, red, and blue. The label on the cover reads "The original marble cover 100 sheets", with a section for "Name" and several lines underneath. / end id ]

[wizardslenderman]

I should get one of these. Put my fucked up spells in it

[absurdly-tall-slendy]

Your fiance is adorable. Xe got excited over a pill bug.

Awww… xe did???

[poet-slenderman]

There's so many of them! It's rolly polly season! The lil fellas are everywhere!

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will pop a handful of them into my mouth like vitamin supplements and swallow them.

[poet-slenderman]

You disgust me.

[mayhem-slenderman]

WHAT!?

It can't be!

[poet-slenderman]

The rolly pollies have done nothing to you. I hope your crops wither and fields stay barren, I hope when the plague comes that you shall be among the first it targets, and I hope that there is reserved a special spot in the afterlife for people like you.

[mayhem-slenderman]

When hunger strikes, you'd better run

There's no safe place under the sun

To shelter victims such as thee

To satiate bloodthirsty teeth

When plague comes, withering my home

You'll be the very second one

To feel it coursing through your veins

And cough for hours, all in vain

When darkness clouds your foolish eyes

And you've seen the very last of sights

This curse will be what's on your brain.

You shouldn't anger the arcane.

[wizardslenderman]

Imagine being that pissed about being told to not eat rolly pollies. Couldn't be me lmao

[mayhem-slenderman]

Oh, it is all the same to me. I don't care much for them. It is the audacity one has to attempt to deter me.

[wizardslenderman]

I think you need to chill out. Eat an elderberry or something.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Perhaps it isn't elderberries that shall be eaten.

[wizardslenderman]

I am going to hit you over the head with a spellbook

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will smear mustard over all the mirrors in your home.

[wizardslenderman]

You wouldn't.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Don't underestimate me.

[wizardslenderman]

I am going to put every single hex I know on you.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Heh, like, two. You could hardly curse anyone beyond a wedgie and a stubbed toe.

[wizardslenderman]

One moment.

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will write cryptic looking things that will take you hours to translate, and then they'll just say "nah nah nah boo boo loser" or something of the sort.

[wizardslenderman]

Well, now I just won't translate it, as I'll know what it says.

[mayhem-slenderman]

You won't know which ones.

[wizardslenderman]

I have better things to do, anyways.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Is that so? Like, play with shampoo and call it potions?

[wizardslenderman]

I think I won't tell you what things I have to do.

[mayhem-slenderman]

That only makes me more curious.

[wizardslenderman]

Well, too bad.

[absurdly-tall-slendy]

Your fiance is adorable. Xe got excited over a pill bug.

Awww… xe did???

[poet-slenderman]

There's so many of them! It's rolly polly season! The lil fellas are everywhere!

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will pop a handful of them into my mouth like vitamin supplements and swallow them.

[poet-slenderman]

You disgust me.

[mayhem-slenderman]

WHAT!?

It can't be!

[poet-slenderman]

The rolly pollies have done nothing to you. I hope your crops wither and fields stay barren, I hope when the plague comes that you shall be among the first it targets, and I hope that there is reserved a special spot in the afterlife for people like you.

[mayhem-slenderman]

When hunger strikes, you'd better run

There's no safe place under the sun

To shelter victims such as thee

To satiate bloodthirsty teeth

When plague comes, withering my home

You'll be the very second one

To feel it coursing through your veins

And cough for hours, all in vain

When darkness clouds your foolish eyes

And you've seen the very last of sights

This curse will be what's on your brain.

You shouldn't anger the arcane.

[wizardslenderman]

Imagine being that pissed about being told to not eat rolly pollies. Couldn't be me lmao

[mayhem-slenderman]

Oh, it is all the same to me. I don't care much for them. It is the audacity one has to attempt to deter me.

[wizardslenderman]

I think you need to chill out. Eat an elderberry or something.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Perhaps it isn't elderberries that shall be eaten.

[wizardslenderman]

I am going to hit you over the head with a spellbook

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will smear mustard over all the mirrors in your home.

[wizardslenderman]

You wouldn't.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Don't underestimate me.

[wizardslenderman]

I am going to put every single hex I know on you.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Heh, like, two. You could hardly curse anyone beyond a wedgie and a stubbed toe.

[wizardslenderman]

One moment.

[mayhem-slenderman]

I will write cryptic looking things that will take you hours to translate, and then they'll just say "nah nah nah boo boo loser" or something of the sort.

[wizardslenderman]

Well, now I just won't translate it, as I'll know what it says.

[mayhem-slenderman]

You won't know which ones.

[wizardslenderman]

I have better things to do, anyways.

[mayhem-slenderman]

Is that so? Like, play with shampoo and call it potions?

[wizardslenderman]

I think I won't tell you what things I have to do.

[mayhem-slenderman]

I undid the curses I put on you. I'm sorry.

You probably also shouldn't exclaim to the world that you have hypersensitive senses. Otherwise someone is going to use that against you.

-@wizardslenderman

(slendermod: evil creature experiences regret)

Whaaaat? Noooo. Of course I don't have hypersensitive senses. That's ridiculous. Why would you think such a thing? How would I revel in mayhem if I did? What kind of harbinger of pandemonium would I be then?

*bright smile/demeanor*

Undid yours as well.

[wizardslenderman]

Oh, thanks.

[8ball-wizard]

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

[lawyerwizard]

Legality

LEGAL

Reasoning:

Spellcasters may castspells that include physical violence with any wizarding conductor.

[wizardslenderman]

I feel the need to explode something.

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Explode the concept of a period

[wizardslenderman]

aight

[sir-qwillian-ferne]

Perfect. Thank you.

[wizardslenderman]

no problem bestie