If Yandere Bad Then Why Sexy

A sideblog for mostly self-indulgent yandere writings, fandoms and characters vary depending on my current hyperfixations

[wk05-writes-yans]

Hello there all you beautiful people, Wolfkid here!

This is a sideblog for my various self-indulgent yandere Thoughts™️ and writings. I probably won't be posting much here, but this blog exists I guess.

Send in asks and stuff if you want, just keep things SFW.

[wk05-writes-yans]

Maybe I'm just not looking in the right places but theres a disturbing lack of yan soulsborne in general on this website

[wk05-writes-yans]

Been playing a lot of bloodborne lately so have some moodboards

[wk05-writes-yans]

I feel like he'd do some projecting.

[wolfkid05]

yandere poly hitomi/Falco 😳😳😳 say more pls

I only have a few thoughts on them but somebody else can gladly take this concept and roll with it better than I can. I'm pretty much just spitballing here so I don't think there's much of a reason for formatting but anyway here we go

- Hitomi's more manipulative and obsessive, Falco's more protective and just a tad possessive. Both of them are pretty subtle in their ways, but unlike Boss, they're not turning to anything like blackmail.

- aside from Iris, their shared partner is the most precious thing in the world to them, and they love showing it.

- speaking of Iris, she's unintentionally used as a guilt trip method if her new parental-ish figure is thinking about leaving the relationship or anything. The poor girl's wondering why they want to leave her mom and uncle behind. Is it her fault? Do they not like them? She just wants everyone to get along, and they make all of them really happy, so they have to stay no matter what.

- When combined they all make for a very overbearing, smothering trio; even if Iris is unaware that she's an enabler for her parental figures' behaviors and one of the reasons their partner feels pressured into staying in the relationship.

- Family is more important than anything else, that's something all of them know by heart, and something they- at least in the case of Falco and Hitomi- take seriously.

- Very seriously.

[wolfkid05]

idk if you write for women but if you do could you write for yandere Hitomi or Boss from aitsf 🥹👉👈 if not that’s fine too

I've been thinking about this ask for awhile and I do have a couple more thoughts on Boss than I do Hitomi, so I'll stick to Boss. (Though on the subject of Hitomi one thing I can say for sure is that she and Falco/Date would make for a perfect poly yandere couple, I'd be interested to see any take on that concept)

Also, this is my first real dip into writing yandere ladies and I hope it's enjoyable. Anyways, let's get to the Thoughts™️!

A couple warnings just in case: abuse of power, hell of a lot of manipulation, alcohol mentions, implied blackmail, a bit of a suggestive implication near the end if you squint

Thoughts on yandere Boss/Shizue Kuranushi

- for simplicity's sake, let's say Boss's interest is rooted in someone affiliated with the police in one way or another, major or minor.

- It doesn't matter if they're just an errand runner or whatever for some stuck-up official in close cahoots with the force, or if they've been been a part of catching crooks and solving crime for years, or if they'll only answer to the top dogs. Either way, they're being asked to work with ABIS now at the request of an unspecified superior and there's no way that they can say no.

- The benefits of this new position are detailed, specifically tailored to tackle whatever issues they're having in life at the moment, even things that nobody else would know about.

- There's two ways the job offer thing can go: one, they don't realize anything is suspicious, accept the position with gusto and Boss's plan goes off without a hitch. Two, they catch on to the breach of their personal privacy and/or deny the offer in some fashion, even just something like a vague "I'll consider it", and in the end they'll still come walking into her office without too much of a fight.

- Boss's speciality is listed in her profile as "grasping people's weaknesses, applying pressure, making them obey" for a reason, after all. She has no qualms on using her authority to bend the system a little for both her sake and her new favorite subordinate's, digging up some dirty little secret of their's or someone they're close with just in case they think once about turning tail on her, writing up false charges on someone she thought was bothering them and have the poor sap scared out of their wits after a few months or so in prison. The works.

- While Boss is incredibly manipulative, she's much more subtle when it comes to the subject of her affections. She's the kind of yandere that nobody really sees coming until it's too late, doubly so for whoever's caught her eye.

- Sure there might be a couple more innuendos (many more, actually) and the odd flirtation thrown their way, but she does that with everyone.

- And yeah she regularly invites them to clubs in Kabukicho for a glass of wine under the pretense of "talking business" only for them to get so drunk that they hardly remember how she persuaded them to go with her in the first place or the very apparent lack of any "business" talk, much less whatever went down after the first bottle of Dom-P was finished off...

- They don't even realize it, but Shizue Kuranushi's kept them collared up by her side nice and tight for who knows how long, and on a leash that's much shorter than it looks.

[wolfkid05]

do you have any specific yandere headcanons for saito? i would looove to hear them if you do! I dig it

Hello yes sorry this took awhile, I've been busy with stuff and things. I tried to format and structure my Thoughts™️ in a way that made sense, not sure if I succeeded.

Anyways, let's get down to it.

Heavy spoilers for AI -The Somnium Files- incoming!

Some content warnings: sadistic yandere happenings, kidnapping, various forms of injury and torture briefly described and mentioned, Saito is probably a warning in and of himself.

Thoughts on yandere Saito Sejima

- I'd imagine Saito's interest in a particular someone-or-other would start during the original cyclops serial killings, perhaps a target that he and Rohan had been pursuing for days, maybe weeks on end before finally managing to corner them.

- I'd also imagine that just as he's about to land a killing blow, his mind does a complete 180, and he just stops dead in his tracks. The results of a simple flip of a switch in his head from "murder" to... well he isn't exactly sure of what the other track his thought train is running on, but it's an interesting one.

- so interesting, in fact, that the very next thought that goes through his head is kidnapping the poor soul who was just about to have their life insurance cancelled.

- So that's great for them- probably, maybe. Hey, they've avoided death and there isn't much worse than probably suffering in agony for who knows how long before passing on, right...?

- ...yeah there are some fates just a little worse than a painful, excruciating death, one of those fates being what amounts to the human equivalent of becoming a wild dog's favorite chew toy.

- actually that's a horrible comparison so it's best to just tell it like it is: Saito's fucked up, and with regards to whoever had the misfortune of catching his interest for reasons other than his homicidal tendencies, he's going to fuck THEM up in any and possibly every way that he can think of that comes short of killing them or permanently screwing over their mental state.

- y'know the frogs in a pot of boiling water thing? Just picture that, except it's an endless cycle. That's how Saito does things, there's a method to his sadistic insanity. He allows his kidnapee to build up a false sense of security, despite the relative anxiety that comes with living in a place they can't leave that most definitely isn't their home and the fact that the same man who tried to kill them not too long ago is constantly coming and going, leaving bits and pieces of his visits in his wake that last days or even weeks by the time he leaves.

- depending on the situation, either the underlying anxiety or the hubris of "safety" is left to fester to the point where they do something drastic. They're too panicked and afraid of him to think of doing anything else but try to avoid and find an escape from everything, they get cocky and think he couldn’t possibly do anything to really hurt them....

- and then the water boils over.

- In all honesty, framing it as a consequence of their own actions is just to give them more of a fathomable explanation as to why exactly he's causing such pain. It gives them a reason to why he's fracturing bones, why he's carving into flesh deeply enough to leave lasting scars, why he's left them completely isolated and essentially forced them to stare down the most horrific imaginings created in the darkest depths of their psyche. He would have done any of it regardless.

- But as I said, it's an endless cycle. Saito chooses to pull them back just when they're on the verge of shattering, be it in mind or in body.

- He gives them time to recover, though, time to cope with the pain and heal for awhile. He considers it an act of mercy, on his part.

- Contrary to the rush he gets from inflicting the grievous physical and/or mental injuries, Saito enjoys these recovery periods quite a bit for very different reasons. In times like those, the feeling of knowing just how much control he has over them starts to sink in.

- They're forced to rely on him for support. They have to lean on him if they want to move around more than a few feet because they can't risk opening the stitches in their leg, despite knowing that they were only needed because he cut too deep. After who knows how long they spent completely alone and unaware of everything except their maddening, horrendous thoughts, they can't do anything but cling to him for the sake of their sanity even though he'd been the one to deprive them of their senses and trap them in that torturous spiral.

- It gives him a power trip, simple as that. Actually, that feeling of control is essentially what started the cycle in the first place, it's similar to the sensation he gets from killing and inciting violence.

- That being said, it doesn't exactly work as a substitute for murder, so if you think Saito's fun and games with them are gonna keep him from continuing on with the whole serial killer thing, that's wrong.

- Also if you think it's just gonna drop off completely after he finds out about the psync machine and swaps consciousness with Falco that's also wrong, but like, half wrong.

- In the perspective of the person he's still got locked up in some more secluded or secure area of Tokyo, that just created the longest stretch of psychological torture that Saito has unwittingly enforced onto them.

- Finally having a chance to "breathe easy" also means that they have time to actually process the events of the past couple of months, and that reflection is probably going to happen whether they want it or not. The memory of the last call he made to them still scaring them stiff isn't going to help with that either. Who knew that just three simple words of parting could be enough to keep somebody practically paralyzed with fear for years on end?

- Speaking of which, fast forward six years later... nah, on second thought I'll save that for some other time.

[wk05-writes-yans]

So I've had Mx. Sinister on loop for *checks watch* ...a bit. And because Metal Gear has consumed my brain despite not being very far along in MGSV it inspired a yan Big Boss/Venom Snake concept.

Basically picture this. MSF Peace Walker-ish era Boss gets a... tad too attached to one of his soldiers. A medic perhaps. They're one of the best, they've got the skills to heal and kill a man and it's a damn good thing they're doing the former, because they've probably saved his life more times than he can count.

Then Ground Zeroes happens. Nine years go by in a blink.

V has come to. Most of what happened before is... blurry, some of the specifics of things are too fuzzy to make heads or tails of.

One of those things is not the medic. Apparently they used to be a much more prominent part of Venom's life, of Big Boss' life- for better or worse or too much in both directions. It's unknown if they would've wanted or even knew about it or not.

There's someone in the Diamond Dogs who reminds Venom of them a lot. Far too much for comfort and much less his own sense of sanity.

When you're in Hell, the only place left to go is down.

[bweoo-deactivated20250102]

*gets into a new media*

*immediately search for yandere content of this media*

[wk05-writes-yans]

Yan Vash moodboard hours

And an episode 12 version

[wolfkid05]

Hiiiii idk if you write stuff but if you do please can you write Yandere Kaname Date headcanons anything for him…. It’s a wasteland out here so empty of yandere content for him :((((

My time has come. Hope you enjoy my ramblings!

Some content warnings: stalking, implied abuse of power, brief implication of Date being the perv we all know he is, mentions of violence/blackmail/kidnapping, general obsessive/delusional/protective yandere happenings

Some spoilers for AI -The Somnium Files- incoming

Thoughts on Yandere Kaname Date

- Oh this poor bastard.

- first and foremost I could very easily see him forming a rather obsessive attachment to someone as a result of his oxytocin doses in some fashion or another. The possibility of Saito's fucked up brain having made him develop a similar fixation on another person in the past and the subconcious carry-over of Falco's moral compass perhaps not always pointing north even in romantic situations are just added bonuses.

- In terms of his behavior think the whole running gag about Reika from the cabaret club, but dial it up to eleven.

- Date is almost always trying to see or talk to this special someone, even if they want nothing to do with him.

- as such he's a stalker, refuses to admit it though. If Aiba's in his socket during one of these outings (she rarely is) and happens to bring it up or she's being asked to look at things they by all rights shouldn't as it's a total breach of privacy, he'll always make an excuse that's under the umbrella of "they're important to this case" whether it be they're supposedly acting suspicious or he wants to confirm if they were involved in something. He'll even have them brought in to the interrogation room if that's what it takes (both to satisfy his want to interact with them and prove to Aiba that he's perfectly justified in doing these things and there's absolutely nothing wrong about it whatsoever)

- mans is delusional. Not to the level that he thinks they're already in a relationship, but he's able to fool himself into believing he's protecting them by following them around like a lost puppy to the point of copying the key to their place so he can... "check in" on them whenever he feels the need to, just in case a situation ever comes up where they're not safe because some weirdo decides to break in or something.

- (If that actually is the case, he makes sure he doesn't leave any evidence of said weirdo or what exactly he did to them anywhere in the area)

- speaking of those check-ins, with him being the way that he is, they aren't always entirely wholesome. He does engage in some "borrowing" from time to time and the same goes for that. He never brings Aiba on these little visits partly for those reasons, that and he's aware that he's probably/definitely committed more than one crime at this point, and he'd also prefer stuff like this be kept between him and himself regardless

- Somewhere in the back of his mind Date knows he could get away with all the shit he's done up to this point if he were to get caught, he just doesn't want to risk it either way.

- ...If he actually gets caught in the act, he's not exactly above threatening violence. He's also not above a tiny bit of manipulation/blackmail, not to the extent that Boss does it of course, but just enough to get the individual of his affections to listen to him

- whatever his methodology, Date tries to convince them that he's just doing this to make sure they're safe, that's all he's been doing.

- Making sure people are safe is part of his job, after all. So he has to do this no matter what, regardless of any protest on their end or consequences on his.

- There comes a point where Date's pushing more to convince himself of his delusions, affirm that he's doing the right thing and he's wanting to do anything like whisk this person he cares about more than anything away from the rest of the world for any reason other than he's just being that selfish.

- whether he acts on any of those desires is entirely up to chance and his own sense of self-restraint, the latter of which is probably very unstable.

[wolfkid05]

I made this earlier, I knew it had to be done.