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indie enkidu blog. formed by ko. #wldclay

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smol meme starter. will probably use vines / tik toks as the starters.

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“i wasn’t even intending on calming him down. ... i just wanted a hug.”

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hearthhearted‌.

The Archer takes the opportunity to hold hands with Enkidu, still beaming. He casually leans against the other, almost draping himself over the Lancer in a manner reminiscent of a cat.

“Hahaha, playing shy now?”

the lancer takes no wasted time in running thin fingers through the golden hair of the king. the archer is comfortable, it seems, and enkidu is happy with that. a peach is reached for, chewed on before offering a bite to the other.

“playing shy is not in my vocabulary, gilgamesh.”

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im gonna clear all my drafts but one because i feel like the one im keeping can get replied to at any time. the rest are kind of old.

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anikiex‌.

“Thank you! This tantrum he’s throwing is cutting into my event farming time!”

“go back to event farming, master.”

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sanzenxsekai‌.

     “It would be a great help if you did. You do know Gilgamesh best, after all.” She’s not going turn down his help in calming down Gilgamesh when he gets crazy like this.

“yeah, true,”

came the lancer’s reply, a soft giggle coming from the throat. perhaps enkidu did know gilgamesh best...

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@anikiex​ replied to your post.

“Please. I’ll even give you a max limit broken kaleidoscope just to stop him asap.”

“then hand it over, master, i’ll get to stopping gilgamesh right away.”

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@sanzenxsekai​ replied to your post.

“Oh, you know. Gilgamesh going on a rampage and he needs a beating to calm down. Fairly standard day-to-day stuff.”

“do i need to step in?”

ah yes, standard daily things.

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“... what’s happening?”

the lancer is confused.

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enkidu is surprisingly good with children, which is why it’s common to see enkidu working with the younger servants within chaldea. what is strange, however, is while the lancer is good with other peoples’ children, enkidu is a fucking terrible parent. the lancer is clueless on raising a baby from birth to adulthood, and would most likely hold the crying child upside down or accidentally traumatize the child for life without realizing it solely because enkidu is that terrible a parent. whilst enkidu can care for someone else’s child without problems, raising one is a completely different scenario for the lancer.

tl;dr: don’t procreate with enkidu unless you accidentally want a traumatized clay child.

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@hearthhearted​ asked: The King of Heroes was most certainly not sulking as he lay across Enkidu's lap; the fact that his hunched posture and crossed arms all but screamed sulking was a mere coincidence. "...I missed you." He finally spoke, tone suspiciously close to petulant. "Those mongrels were horrible and picked on me. They were taking advantage of your absence."

“you missed me, hm? i suppose i missed you too, dear friend.”

enkidu responded, tone amused as pale fingers delicately wove through gold locks. of course the king of heroes was sulking, and with a practiced hand did the lancer grasp a grape, pressing it delicately to gilgamesh’s lips as an offering to shut him up for a moment or two.

“we’ve talked about this: mongrels are people, gilgamesh. call them by correct terms. i don’t think they picked on you to pick on you, it was more to perhaps befriend you. you should really make more friends, you know: you’ll need them in the long run.”

enkidu’s words were hypocritical: while the lancer was friendly, the only friend enkidu called a friend was gilgamesh. but unlike the king, the lancer was but a tool, and therefore did not deserve friendship outside of the friendship with gilgamesh.

“stop pouting and eat your grapes, dear friend.”

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saoiri‌.

Don’t know what you’re talking about muffin, I ended the world with Ishtar so there was no fucking on my behalf at all .

then perhaps it was the night before: the point is, you’re a bottom, dearest.

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Anonymous asked: gil only bottoms to enkidu & no one else, pass it on

i see someone knows the truth.

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@saoiri​ replied to your post.

I BOTTOM FOR NO ONE! EVERYONE BOTTOMS FOR ME

that’s not what happened last night, darling. you almost couldn’t walk this morning.

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so gil is a big, bubble blowing bottom bitch pass it on

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@deaythe​ replied to your post.

they can’t be a trap if they don’t have a gender to begin with –

“while your words are true, the term thirst trapping is something else. is it not?”

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the lancer has removed the long top that is usually found on the clay form.