❛ MELANCHOLY TOWN.

  ❛  alone  in  my  head, i  am  content  to  pretend.

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      REVERSE STARTER CALL, —— hit the ♥ and i’ll go into your meme, or open starters tag, to find something to tag you in / reply to !!

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starters from it ( 2017 ) .

001.   ❛ is this real enough for you ?  ❜

002.   ❛  i’m not supposed to take things from strangers .  ❜

003.   ❛ we’re all afraid of something  .  ❜

004.   ❛  HE’S LEAKING HAMBURGER HELPER  !  ❜

005.   ❛ best feeling ever  .  ❜

006.   ❛ holy SHIT  !  what happened to you ?  ❜

007.   ❛  what if she’s still here  ?  ❜

008.   ❛ you’re TRASH .  ❜

009.   ❛ you left me !  ❜

010.   ❛ you probably have crabs .  ❜

011.   ❛ i’m not doing this !   ❜

012.   ❛ try tickling your pickle for the first time .  ❜

013.   ❛ oh god — oh FUCK  !  ❜

014.   ❛ glad i got to meet you before you died  .  ❜

015.   ❛ i’d come with you if i weren’t dying  .  ❜

016.   ❛ there is nothing we can do   —-  NOTHING  !  ❜

017.   ❛  someone else is going to make that choice for you  .  ❜

018.   ❛ think they’ll sign my yearbook  ?  ❜

019.   ❛ eat it fucker  !  ❜

020.   ❛ fuck  !  my mom will kill me  !  ❜

021.   ❛ welcome to the loser’s club .  ❜

022.   ❛ this is what you did  .  ❜

023.   ❛ nah -  i love being your personal doorman  ,  really  .  ❜

024.   ❛ who doesn’t love splashing around in shitty water ?  ❜

025.   ❛ where’s the beer  ?!  ❜

026.   ❛  WHAT THE FUCK  IS THAT  ?!  ❜

027.   ❛  you’re lucky you’re not measuring dicks  .  ❜

028.   ❛  SHIT !  ❜

029.   ❛ you’re insane  !  ❜

030.   ❛ i need to show you something  .  ❜

031.   ❛ i really don’t read that much poetry  .  ❜

032.   ❛ he thrusts his fists against the post  .  ❜

033.   ❛ ROCK WAR  !  ❜

034.   ❛ can only virgins see this stuff  ?  is that why i’m not seeing this shit  ?  ❜

035.   ❛ fuck  .  ❜ 

036.   ❛  shut up   ,  [ ]  . ❜

037.   ❛ you are all monsters !  ❜

038.   ❛ it smells like stink and it’s gross  .  ❜

039.   ❛ ain’t nothing like a little fear to make a paper man crumble .  ❜

040.   ❛ you’ll float too  .   .   .  ❜

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    PLOTTING CALL ;  give this a LIKE if you’re interested in establishing a connection / verse between your muse and heather !! whether it be pure angst, some effed up ride or dies, pure cliches, or something else entirely, i’m ALL for it. this tiny beb needs plots ‘n i’m pretty eager for ‘em too !!

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✧     THE    VIKINGS    SENTENCE    PROMPTS    !   

*  A MIXTURE OF VIKINGS PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ You’re crazy! You have the mind of a child. ‘

‘ We knew each other a long time. Since I was a boy. ‘

‘ I shall be an empty ship with no rudder set upon their endless sea. ‘

‘ My opinion is that we should take the land. ‘

‘ You are not like anybody else. Be yourself, [ NAME ]. ‘

‘ What are they doing? Where are they going? ‘

‘ Oh, you crippled bastard! You were right! You were right! ‘

‘ Oh, you bloody, mad genius. You were right! ‘

‘ Perhaps, instead of a narrow and small place, we should stretch the battlefield. ‘

‘ If it works, it is a good plan. If it doesn’t, then it is a bad plan. ‘

‘ If I do it it is for you, not for me. I am dead anyway. ‘

‘ Perhaps they will spare you. ‘

‘ So this is what the grunting of the little pigs was all about? ‘

‘ I’ve been told your god is a carpenter. And guess what? So am I. ‘

‘ No, it’s a truth. I just don’t know what the truth is. ‘

‘ I will establish the battle plans, and I will give the orders. Do you understand that? ‘

‘ You’re not behaving like a king anymore. ‘

‘ You’re distracted, you’re withdrawn, you seem unsure, hesitant. ‘

‘ Once you were firm, you were strong. ‘

‘ I have begun to believe that being firm and strong was the illusion. ‘

‘ I am unsure now because it is the most honest way to be. ‘

‘ Not in the face of a great heathen army that have come to destroy us. ‘

‘ I don’t remember you asking permission to kill my mother. ‘

‘ Us? You are no longer a part of us, [ NAME ]. ‘

‘ You should have killed him when you had the chance. ‘

‘ I have a bad feeling that he will reach more fame than any of you. ‘

‘ I’ve come here for justice. Everyone knows that you killed my mother for no reason. ‘

‘ I no longer know who I am, why I’m here, what my purpose is. ‘

‘ I feel like an empty vessel. I need something to fill me up. ‘

‘ He’s a viking. You made a huge mistake releasing him. ‘

‘ No more killing. Not in here, not in this place. I forbid it. ‘

‘ If you want to kill these people, you have to kill me first. ‘

‘ How the little piggies will grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered. ‘

‘ But don’t worry, I can see you [ NAME ]. I can see you. ‘

‘ Shut up and listen, idiot. You have many gifts, and anger is a gift. ‘

‘ You do not think like other men. You are unpredictable. That will serve you well. ‘

‘ You emerge from the womb with only one thing on your mind…how to die. ‘

‘ Oh, so you thought by killing all of my people, that was mutually beneficial? ’

‘ One woman against another. it doesn’t quite fit with your reputation. ‘

‘ The fact that you’re a woman is neither here nor there. ‘

‘ How long do you think you can keep us prisoner, traitor? ‘

‘ We left sixty ships outside your port, full of Vikings.  ‘

‘ Don’t you think they will come knocking soon if we don’t return? ‘

‘ How do we know that we are going the right direction? ‘

‘ Once you realize that, that is when greatness will happen. ‘

‘ I bet you wish you would’ve killed me when I was born. ‘

‘ Your mistakes are yours, and so are your successes.. ‘

‘ Then tell me this, what calamity will befall us? ‘

‘ You are not my brother. You never have been. One of us will die today. ‘

‘ I chose you as my companion. I accept that you might not love me. ‘

‘ I know that my being the son of [ NAME ] has little meaning to you. ‘

‘ Everything has changed, for both of us. You must get used to it. ‘

‘ Yes we had an alliance, as equals, but as you can plainly see we are no longer equals. ‘

‘ You know this weakens you. This weakens you in every way. ‘

‘ What have I done to you? I haven’t done anything to you. I love you. ‘

‘ How can you love me when you sleep with every woman in [ PLACE ]? ‘

‘ The space between life and death. That’s where we are the most alive. ‘

‘ When everyone wanted you dead, I kept you alive. You hurt me, brother. ‘

‘ You’ve never spoken to me of [ NAME ] death. It must have broken your heart. ‘

‘ Come to me and I will put an end to your suffering and heal you… and make you free. ‘

‘ I would never give you any cause to kill me. ‘

‘ You’re free to go with her. I won’t be jealous.  ‘

‘ Why didn’t they hide you better from such innocent eyes? ‘

‘ It’s about loyalty. And trust. Something you can’t understand. ‘

‘ If you were free to choose, what would give you the most pleasure and satisfaction? ‘

‘ You were incapacitated, I thought it was the right thing to do. ‘

‘ You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust and my love for you. ‘

‘ I thought it was power that I wanted, it’s not true. All I ever really wanted was you. ‘

‘ I don’t know you and you don’t know me, yet I want to tell you my most terrible secrets. ‘

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Reblog this if you’re an LGBT+ mun.

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EDDIE KASPBRAK.

❛  you  don’t  really  BELIEVE  in  that  stuff,  do  you  ?  you  know  it’s  just  BULLSHIT.  ❜

      lips  are  mashed  together  in  a  thin  line,  cerulean  hues  alight  with  a  FERAL  ANGER.  lissome  digits  curl  into  a  tight  fist,  KNUCKLES  WHITE  from  the  pressure.  heather  was  used  to  having  her  ideas  shot  down  by  her  parents,  and  has  grown  accustom  to  the  doting  pair  labelling  her  as  crazy.  what  she  wasn’t  used  to,  however,  was  the  uncertainty  and  judgemental  looks  from  those  she  considered  to  be  her  friends.  ❛  you  know  what  else  is  BULLSHIT,   kaspbrak  ?  your  fucking  ATTITUDE  !!   ❜

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     ❛ bobbing  for  apples  is  so  GROSS, ——  every  kid  got  spit  in  there.  it’s  like,  a  fuckin’ breeding  ground  for  bacteria !  there’s  no  way,  not  a  chance  in  HELL,  that  i’m  taking  the  risk  of  contracting  some  transmitted  disease.  the  kids  of  derry  will  not  be  my downfall. ❜

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      REVERSE STARTER CALL, —— hit the ♥ and i’ll go into your meme, or open starters tag, to find something to tag you in / reply to !!

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     tag drop !

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