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[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

[canopycapers-deactivated2022111]

[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[lady-byleth]

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

[thedgeofsleep]

perhaps one day we will meet again as characters in a different story, maybe we’ll share a lifetime then.  —pavana. 

THE LAST OF US (2013)  //  HBO’S THE LAST OF US (2023)

[leopardheart-deactivated2023022]

enough tumblrina infighting. it’s time to unite against our common enemy: people who randomly clutter up the tags in searches with bite size posts full of every possible irrelevant tag they can think of for attention like this

BOOOOO BOOOO sit DOWN

[maggymoriah]

you guys GOTTA start reporting them for spam. im 100% serious, its literally spam under tumblr guidelines

if we get enough of these posts removed at least a few people will take notice and cut it the hell out

[deedis]

from me to you.......

[deedis]

[donsgraveyard]

Fujin LUL!!!!!!!!!

[techromancer1179]

question: would you be mad if there were still giant insects

no. i think that would whip ass actually

[techromancer1179]

[radishnt]

“but what if my friend gets offended and hates me and refuses to speak to me after i set a boundary” easy peasy! that is not your friend. hope this helps

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

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[shadowcat]

THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO HAPPY

[jollyperfectionkitten-8e36536f]

Someone: How was your day

Me: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[andifbyyes]

You all have no idea how long I’ve been looking for this post!!! I’m so happy to see it again! It’s been 84 years and I can still smell the fresh paint. Holy shit thank you so much, Internet, I love you!!!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jacka1]

[shittysawtraps]

hello mr. prager, you are in a room with a ticking bomb and several maddeningly vague bar graphs directly taken from your beloved youtube channel. The code to defuse the bomb is the numerical difference between the “socialism” bar and the “capitalism” bar. You have sixty seconds.

[bread-pat]

Reblog to give your mutuals a lil keese on the head

[lisrambles]

Oh thank you!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️💕💕💕💕

Tagging: @msaudreyanne @its-me-satine @onceupon-a-decembr @gallagherfionas and everyone else!!!!!!!

[its-me-satine]

You’re the sweetest @lisrambles🥰🥰

Tagging: @onceupon-a-decembr @lolo314 @h-anon97 @asecretshekept @friday1221 @johnskeating @biblixsmia @futuristicallyhappydetective

[biblixsmia]

you’re amazing, @its-me-satine <333

tagging:

@hey-op-just-kill-me @tarantulas4davey @violentbirds @in-a-most-auspicious-manner​ @keyboard-smash-djasidj​ and everyone else b/c i love y’all 

[hey-op-just-kill-me]

Fjalfhsld thank you love

Tagging: @alittlebitofcinnamon @msteen02 @yahfancyclamwiththepurlinside @nocturnalnewsiestrash @outdoormall-and-its-raining @claire-cant-function @jojodelaguerras-wooden-stick @amscraypunk and @ so many more of y’all because you’re the best and I love you!!

[sapphosboy]

:,) thank you hon, you are the absolute sweetest <3

tagging: @amscraypunk @blondhairedgoblin @alittlebitofcinnamon @satan-incarnate-666 @we-are-inevitable @livesincerely @tarantulas4davey @the-gay-trashmouth @msteen02 @thiscastielhasflown @a-cowboy-needs-a-hat and so many more because I love you all so much!!

[kaijubluu]

keese!!

@detective4blog @ocforeverything @hawaiianpurplewolf @uncreativepastasauce @samatedeansbroccoli @enderio @clxudtea @deathrisiing @crispyjenkins @vendettas @anyone and everyone reading this!!

[clxudtea-deactivated20230428]

:’D ty for the kith

@hauer77-and-dream @last-operator-standing @friendlyneighborhoodsimp16 @draw-with-eri @fuzzy-berries @heademptynobraincell @shieldsbucky @comrade-bell and many more, including the person reading this :))

[fuzzy-berries]

Thank you for the kith 🥺

@justagenderfluidstuff @mortal-kombattore-115 @bro0kebxrter @smokeywhalee @snowgoldwaylon and everyone else :) <3

[mortal-kombattore-115]

Thank you for da kissy 😳🥺❤💕

@cosmiczero115 @icefir @abbie-studio @thebestdecoder and everyone who wanna do this!!!

[phoenix-killa]

Kisses for me!? 😍😘 @mortal-kombattore-115 thank you for the love! 💙

@leiferne @woah-buckeroo @xxbaby-gothxx 💜💜 and others who will read this

[woah-buckeroo]

thanks for the love dude <3 @cosmiczero115

[huffylemon]

Alright, so tumblr staff is acting like as if we tumblr users have enough money to pay other tumblr users.

tumblr forgets that their user base is basically just a bunch of alley rats huddled around a slice of cheese

[liquidstar]

i can hear my brothers talking in the hall and one was like “no bro trust me i have the leg strength of a fucking orca whale” and the other was like “whales dont have legs. idiot.”

[carnival-phantasm]

Could you fill me in on the whole grape-kun thing?

A japanese zoo, Tobu Zoo, had a colab with the anime Kemono Friends where they added cutouts of the anime characters to the enclosures of the matching animals to attract visitors and stuff, one of these characters being Hululu, an airhead anthropomorphic Humboldt penguin:

Grape-kun, an old humboldt penguin who’d been abandoned by his former mate due to his health issues, started showing a lot of interest for the cutout, staring at it for hours, trying to reach it on top of the tall rock where it was placed, and even trying to court it.

Of course, Kemono Friends already being a surprise hit show, the thing went viral and tons of art, jokes and other content were made. Even after the colab was over, the zoo didn’t remove Grape-kun’s sunshine, and Hululu’s VA Ikuko Chikuta even visited Grape-kun during an educational event:

Unfortunately, Grape-kun was already old and his health started to deteriorate. He was removed from his enclosure for treatment, along with his muse of course, that was placed next to him. On october 12, 2017, Tobu Zoo announced that Grape-kun passed away, with Hululu by his side in his final moments. Once again Grape-kun started trending, this time in a sadder tone as fans, visitors and part of the Kemono Friends staff paid their respects.

As a final homage to Grape-kun, a new cutout was added to the penguin enclosure in january 2018, immortalizing this romance:

And thus ends the tale of Grape-kun and Hululu. May our little Friend rest in penguin heaven with his anime wife, gone, but never forgotten.

[alex-fa-ch]

...what

[alex-fa-ch]

This is already going wild places Im-

[alex-fa-ch]

TO SOMEONE ON CHEMO TH0UGH??

[alex-fa-ch]

What must their home life be like. Like if these are their power games. What goes on behind closed doors. What the fuck.

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

[ghostspaceships-deactivated2019]

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[goddessfreaky]

If your ever taken in a vehicle, look at street signs and buildings, so if you ever get free you’ll know your way back.

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[scum-vullage]

keep yourselves safe!