HAIL SITHIS

Independent | Highly Private | Highly Selective | Astrid of TES V: Skyrim | Redeemed by Cereal 

[pissvortex]

Apologize.

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

sorry sir

[mundycorps]

Sorry, Todd.

[glutko]

Sorry again, Todd.

[jinxedeyes]

im sorry todd

[ekuns]

sorry todd

[notaverygoodlistener]

sorry Todd :(

[woebladed-blog]

WAIT IS IT TRUE THAT ELDER SCROLLS SIX IS FINALLY HAPPENING? 

[woebladed-blog]

hc + ravens

Headcanons on a Murderer || Accepting

While she can admit that they’re beautiful birds, Astrid typically sees ravens as an ill omen. It worries her when she sees one on the job, though she reminds herself it’s nothing but superstition and continues on with whatever assassination she has planned out. It was impossible to ignore the large amount of ravens that perched around the Sanctuary the day before Cicero and the Night Mother arrived. 

In her resurrection verse, Astrid loathes them because she remembers them from that day, and will back off of an assassination and wait for another day if she sees even one of them.

[derangcdarchive-blog]

send me  ‘ hc ‘  + a word and i’ll write a headcanon about it regarding my character.

[woebladed-blog]

Muse for all my damn assassins just spiked out of nowhere but Astrid in particular. But tumblr ate my fucking notifications apparently, so like. If I owe you a response please send me an IM or something because I really wanna write my problematic dottir.

[heartial]

hir·aeth

/‘hir,āeth/

noun a homesickness for a home you can not return to or a home that never was.

[hellstcrmed-deactivated20180613]

Cereal has been enabled again and probably has too many blogs at this point. But if you’re into psychic girls w/ inferiority complexes and a really annoying older sister, than this might just be the blog for you. It’s Fubuki of One Punch Man, maybe better known as the Blizzard of Hell. Interested? Like/reblog to let me know.

Law || Dossier || Mun

[laracroftsspouse-deactivated201]

explain the reason for your url

[ournameisfun]

Was the night mother a milf?

Debate

[ournameisfun]

IS SITHIS A DILF??

DEBATE

[maenadmars]

Cicero is going to manifest in your home and murder you, Em.

[ournameisfun]

IS

CICERO

A

JILF?

DEBATE

[maenadmars]

we can agree on one thing and that is astrid is NOT a TILF

[ournameisfun]

The only fucking involving Astrid is her fucking over the entire sanctuary

[woebladed-blog]

@speakhand

[yffresbeard]

hero of kvatch: my only friend turned into the avatar of akatosh

jaufree: thats rough, buddy

[createandnarrate]

For writing characters grieving a loss. 

[arpmemething2]

Angsty Torture/Interrogation starters

“Does this hurt?”

“Tell me what I want to know and I’ll stop hurting you.”

“With that blindfold on, you’ll never know what’s coming.”

“Please stop!”

“Please stop stretching out my limbs with ropes like that!  It hurts!”

“I’m not going to tell you anything!”

“There’s no way out of this alive, so you might as well tell me what you know so I can end the pain.”

“If you beg, I might stop, although that’s a big might.”

“You know, with your hands tied above your head like that, I can reach all parts of your body.”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me to stop, I’d be rich.”

“Please stop the interrogation.”

“I can’t walk while I’m all tied up like this.”

“By the time they find your body, you’ll unidentifiable.”

“Look at how much blood that got out of you.”

“Please, somebody help me!”

“Please no more!”

“Fuck you!”

“How do you feel about elecriticy?”

“Please untie me!”

“Fuck off!”

“Please stop using that whip.”

“If you don’t talk, I’m going to tie you up and leave you in the freezer.”

“That hurts!”

“I’m not going to kill you, although by the time we are done you’ll wish I had.”

“How many of your organs do you think I can remove from your body before you die?”

“Please, stop!  I’ll do anything!”

“Shut up or I’ll wrap your intestines around your throat like a scarf.”

“Look at this new toy I got for us to play with.”

“You know what I love more than screaming?  The sound of someone trying to scream while being choked.”

“Please untie me!  It hurts to be hanging from my wrists tied above my head like this.”

“The restraints are starting to hurt my wrists.”

“I hope you don’t need your thumbs, because I might have to cut them off.”

“Wake up, I can’t have you passing out on me.”

“You are insane!”

“Shut the fuck up!!”

“Aren’t we having fun?”

“Have you come to torture me again?”

“Tell me, how does this feel?”

“Please, don’t just leave me here alone.”

“I hate you!”

“I wouldn’t have to torture you like this if you’d tell me what you know.”

[sarcastic-clapping]

im smol and ready 2 brawl

[speakhand-deactivated20201028]

@woebladed

[spectral-ass]

here was supposed to be a joke somewhere

[woebladed-blog]

@speakhand

[derpbrotherhood]

Astrid at some point on the questline (probably).

[desperate-housewives]

[angstmemes]

torture starters : deprivation

[ mentions of abuse, torture, kidnapping, etc. ]

“You’re hungry, aren’t you?” “I didn’t think you could look any worse, but you surprise me every day.” “Remind me, how long haven’t I fed you? Oh wait, you can’t tell day from night, can you?” “Oh no, I didn’t bring this food down for you. I just wanted to have something to watch while I ate.” “You know it’s rude to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, right?” “Wakey-wakey! You’ve slept a whole forty seconds! Time to remind you of what happens when you do that again.” ”That blindfold is never coming off again.” “I never said you could have fresh water.” “All you have to do is say you did it, and I’ll let you sleep again. Permanently.” ”You might break the world record ‘staying awake’ soon! If you don’t die first, of course.” ”Who’re you talking to? You do realise you’re all alone down here, right?” “Remember sleep?” ”Look around while you still can. After today you’ll never see colours again.” ”For a moment there I thought you’d finally starved.” “It’s nice and warm outside. Remember sunshine?” “Drifting off again, are you?” “Good morning! Did you sleep well?” “Look what I found! Cat food. It’s your favourite…” “All you have to do is confess you did it, and you can have this water.” “You tell me the truth and you walk out of here. It’s that simple.” “Hellooo? You still alive in there?” “Look, I made breakfast! For myself.” “Okay so, would you rather not sleep or not eat for the coming seven days?”