Fucking around and Finding out

Indy 20

[wokeiavellianism]

Serving groaning realness

[wokeiavellianism]

If I watch obsession while high is it considered self harm

[kosmogrl]

[the-muppet-joker]

My favorite is when no one is sure what's going on with me exactly, only that something transgender is afoot

[wokeiavellianism]

You're telling me a banana nut in this bread??

[wokeiavellianism]

Head so good gave him brain cancer

[wokeiavellianism]

Ben platt is definitely someone’s Benadryl hatman that gained sentience

[wokeiavellianism]

If I ever say something about pansexuals it’s projecting ignore it

[wokeiavellianism]

I’m undiagnosed and probably pansexual but I have a shift tmr so not gonna worry abt allat

[wokeiavellianism]

30 neopronouns vs 1 nor/mal

[wokeiavellianism]

Benny Net (Benjamin Netanyahu) does ethnic cleansing on the COURT

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[wokeiavellianism]

Your not doing the Renfaire right if you don’t look a lil pansexual

[wokeiavellianism]

Obama if the harry styles allegations were true: uhhh let me be queer

[wokeiavellianism]

Sorry son, we can’t celebrate your 9th birthday…hooters is out of business/

[wokeiavellianism]

Whenever I forget someone’s name I always call them Muhammad cuz statistically I’m always right

[wokeiavellianism]

Me if I saw a Professor irl: what if your balls?