hungry like the wolf

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😔 FRANKGANG

Franklin: And the last time was like TWO days? Dude. She just cannot be it! I’m sure their millions of breakups weren’t after a bunch of HOURS. Bro, i’m telling you this because I care about you. Let her go! I’m sure Sinead has some hot ghouls on the cheer squad or something you could hook up with instead?

Wolfgang: That's totally ignoring that the time before that was a whole year! And it was an AMAZING year, dude. I don't want some random cheer squad ghoul to hook up with! I want my future wife and I'm pretty sure I've found her.

Wolfgang: I don't know why I messaged you about it anyway. I love you, bro, but it's not like you know anything about relationships.

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😔 FRANKGANG

Franklin: Dude what? How long did this one last? Like a day? You really need to leave that one alone, man. She can't be good for you.

Wolfgang: Like almost a day, yeah 😔 but like! I can't leave this one alone, she's AIRIEL! She's it! Like Ambrose and Lily are, and they've broken up a million times, it doesn't mean we won't get our own kick ass anniversary bash someday. I just have to figure out how to fix this. But I don't know how long to give her space first?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😔 FRANKGANG

Wolfgang: Hey dude, remember how I told you that Airiel and I got back together AGAIN? Yeah, scratch that. I swear I'm like cursed or something.

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😭 MOONEYS

Morrighan: Have you found a new date for the Bathorys party yet? I’m in the mall rn and if I’m shopping for you too, I need to know now?

Wolfgang: I don't want a new date. I want Airiel back, and if I can't have her back, I don't even want to go. A 500th anniversary party sounds like the worst place to be right after being dumped by the love of my life.

Wolfgang: Thanks for offering though. What are you getting for yourself?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🥧 WOLFRORA

Aurora: There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. Now I try not to be a judgey jane, but it is an ENTIRE pie. Is that like…a normal thing here?

Wolfgang: Hi, Judgey Jane! Call me Hungry Hal because all I can think after hearing that is how much I want a pumpkin pie lmao. I've never seen anybody pull out a pie during class but as far as the diets of students around here go, delish pastries are kind of tame. Maybe it's just because it's almost Halloween! Doesn't that mean it's pumpkin spice season lol?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Adora: Ah okay. That was actually really weird and it's even weirder that you told her to do it and she actually did it. Which one of you is part dog again? But I do know what you mean and that's so cute! What's he into?

Wolfgang: I'm part wolf! 🐺 So you're close LOL! She said she felt so happy she could go around shouting it out and I encouraged her, encouraging the bae is always important! He's into theater, mostly? He listens to like those showsongs and is real dramatic, but he likes girls!

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Adora: Depends, if it's for you, no. Everyone in the dorms heard Airiel screaming about getting back together with you and my services are not for cheaters.

Wolfgang: What? No! No, I was the one who told her to float around telling everyone we're back together, wasn't she so cute for doing that?! No, I'm trying to get someone for my roomie Will! People in love wanna share the love with the people around them, you know?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Wolfgang: Hey, Adora! Do you take match-making requests?

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TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: I have no idea! They seem to be getting together so I guess that means they can? No. Double dates are so fun though, so yeah Franklin is a great doubling candidate if he finds someone! OOOH that's a good idea! If anyone knows she should!

Wolfgang: I would've thought there'd be rules against that but it's great there's not! Awwww okay :( Franklin kinda just likes to fuck around though so warning, if we double date with him, it probably won't be the same person too often lmao. Sweet! I'll text her right now, why not?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: Oh yeah! But whatever, can angels and demons even die? I'm sure. They wouldn't be a good couple and Faelix isn't a double date option.

Wolfgang: I'm not sure WHAT the angel and demon rules ARE - can they even be together? And okay, but if Faelix gets with somebody at some point, can we revisit that? Because double dates are fun! I'll let you know if Franklin ever gives us someone to double with. In the meantime, maybe we can ask Adora who Will would be good with!

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: It’s so out of left field but like I totally saw it coming in like a Romeo and Juliet of heaven and hell kind of way. It’s so adorbs and too bad she already said no to double dates. Definitely NOT Faelix either.

Wolfgang: I never read Romeo and Juliet but I'm pretty sure that doesn't end good for anyone so let's hope they're not TOO much like them lol. Really though, you sure? I can almost imagine Faelix and Will as a weirdly good couple now that I'm thinking about it.

[wolfgangmooney]

what are your feelings on normies?

As long as they don’t have a problem with us, I don’t have a problem with them. After all, it’d suck way worse to be a normie on the end of a werewolf attack than it would be to be a wolf on the end of a normie attack and I can’t really hate on the underdog, you know?

honesty hour!

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: GOOD, I’M COUNTING ON IT! Yeah, she’s dating Gabe, Faelix’s roomie. An angel/demon romance is like the wildest and cutest little match ever made, I’m fully obsessed! Aw Willith does sound cute, like a lil pokemon! Oh uh oh. Maybe not Morrighan then. Hmm 🤔🤔🤔

Wolfgang: ME TOO, SWEETIE, ME TOO! Lilith and Gabe the angel dude, that's WILD. I can't tell if I totally saw that coming or if that's so out of left field but they look cute together, good for them. And yeah lol exactly! Definitely NOT Morrighan. Hey, what about Faelix?! That'd double as a sexile thing AND as double date friends!

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: I'M COMING! Omg yess. It’s too bad Lilith is off the market, we were so close to having a perfect sexile situation. Is your sister single?

Wolfgang: NOT YET BUT YOU WILL BE 😉 Woah, she's off the market? Wild! And that is a shame, they could've been cute together, even their names sound good -- Willith! Uuuuuh I think Morrighan is single? I feel like she wouldn't tell me even if she wasn't lmao. But if we try to set her up with ANYONE, I think she'd probably murk me, and I like being alive especially now that I'm back with you!

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: I was going to show up ANYWAY but I'll be there EVEN FASTER NOW. Sorry not sorry to Will!

Wolfgang: FLOAT MY WAY, BABY! Maybe we should set him up with someone now that we're back together so, you know, he won't mind being sexiled so much.

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: Just a lil one? 🥺

Wolfgang: OOOOR the biggest kiss you've ever had! The only way for you to find out is to show up! But spoiler alert, it'll be such a big old kiss that I'm probably gonna sexile Will just to be safe.

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 🌕 WOLFIEL

Airiel: Hdjdjdjjd ok doin it!

Wolfgang: If you come by my door, I'd be so down for giving you a lil kiss.