#adoraeros

[wybieborg]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Wybie: Good afternoon, Adora. I just wanted to check in to report that our night at the Bathory's was a success -- if you look at the numbers, the app has received a significant uptick since then, so I'd call our advertising campaign effective. The fact that we employed it at a party that forced everybody to think about relationships probably helped, so I was thinking we ought to try something similar around Christmas-time. Thoughts?

[wolfgangmooney]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Wolfgang: Hey, Adora! Do you take match-making requests?

[allienhumayooen]

TEXT 🍑 ALDORA

Allie N.: I still do not know the name of my new favorite subject but that said, his ass is spectacular. As in 'he should never wear pants' spectacular. And yet, I was reprimanded for following him around and recording said spectacular ass. What did I do wrong? It was going to be a very complimentary edit.

[wybieborg]

TEXT 🎮 WYDORA

Wy: I am a gentlemen, chivalry is what I do -- I’ll open the door, pull out the chair, buy the drinks, I’ll even go down first, but when it comes to Mario Kart, I draw the line. I’m sorry but I just can’t LET someone beat me at Mario Kart. It's an inauthentic representation of who I am and what I'm about to throw a game on purpose and I believe that whoever I'm dating should understand that.

Wy: However, so far, no one I've taken out on a date seems to understand that, and I do firmly believe that's why I rarely get more than one date per person. Just in case I'm off base though, I thought I'd ask a professional -- is there something actually off-putting about me? Or am I simply too talented at video games?