Crossing a bridge

Adora Eros!

[adoraeros]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Wybie: It is! We haven't recieved this exponential growth since the month after the first launch. Throwing a party ourselves is a great idea. Not a date party, no, but Christmas is romantic in a way, isn't it? There's mistletoe, at the very least. Maybe we could make it a live match-making event, or perhaps just being sponsored by us would be enough. Plenty of successful apps throw specialized events! I'd rather make merch for the app than be forced to don an ugly sweater, personally. My body was highly effective though.

Wybie: In more ways than one, as a matter of fact. Adora, would it be unprofessional to ask you for... advice regarding a young lady making professions to me?

Adora: WE CAN PLAN CHRISTMAS IN PERSON LATER. WHAT!!! A GIRL PROFESSED HER LOVE TO YOU? IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING? WHO! DO I KNOW HER? WHAT DID SHE SAY? OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU SAY? PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN’T BLUNT AND MEAN!!!??

[adoraeros]

TEXT 💘 WYDORA

Wybie: Good afternoon, Adora. I just wanted to check in to report that our night at the Bathory's was a success -- if you look at the numbers, the app has received a significant uptick since then, so I'd call our advertising campaign effective. The fact that we employed it at a party that forced everybody to think about relationships probably helped, so I was thinking we ought to try something similar around Christmas-time. Thoughts?

Adora: That's fantastic, Wybie! Perhaps we should throw a party with a similar vibe for Christmas? Not a date party though since it isn't the most helpful for the app, but something that will force people to consider relationships in another way? And this time our decor can advertise the app, not your body. Unless you'd be down to wear an "ugly" sweater ad?

[adoraeros]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Wolfgang: What? No! No, I was the one who told her to float around telling everyone we're back together, wasn't she so cute for doing that?! No, I'm trying to get someone for my roomie Will! People in love wanna share the love with the people around them, you know?

Adora: Ah okay. That was actually really weird and it's even weirder that you told her to do it and she actually did it. Which one of you is part dog again? But I do know what you mean and that's so cute! What's he into?

[adoraeros]

TEXT 😍 WODORA

Wolfgang: Hey, Adora! Do you take match-making requests?

Adora: Depends, if it's for you, no. Everyone in the dorms heard Airiel screaming about getting back together with you and my services are not for cheaters.

[adoraeros]

what are your feelings on normies?

I love normies! They’re so cute! As much as I love doing my love thing on monsters, normies are much stupider about it and therefore more entertaining.

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🍑 ALDORA

Allie N.: I still do not know the name of my new favorite subject but that said, his ass is spectacular. As in 'he should never wear pants' spectacular. And yet, I was reprimanded for following him around and recording said spectacular ass. What did I do wrong? It was going to be a very complimentary edit.

Adora: Stalking is kind of a NO GO on this planet, Allie N! You can’t just follow people around and record them! It’s creepy!

[adoraeros]

pronouns/oritentation?

She/her! Panromantic and Pansexual!

[adoraeros]

would you rather be forced to change a part of your appearance or change a part of your personality?

Bangs count as changing part of my appearance, right? I could do that.

[rp-memes-and-more]

honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

[adoraeros]

@adoraeros @airielboomer @mrslilybathory @morrighanmooney @bettybeepboops @gabeangelis @theeclairvoyant @franklinsteinz

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🛁 FAEDORA

Faelix: Thanks for the vote of confidence, beautiful! I'm sure you're right and whatever I come up with will make it even better for both of us.

Faelix: Also weird request but can you hide my phone while we do it?

Adora: You’re so welcome, handsome. I’m correct about these things like literally all of the time. I’m looking forward to it 😊

Adora: Sure? But why do you need your phone hidden?

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🤕 KIMDORA

Kimmy: You think? I don't know! Maybe I should ask a doctor but I don't like bothering them, you know? And awwww thank you, I love Wonder Woman! I could be her for Halloween, maybe, except I'm not sure they make costumes for her that fit women who'll be

Kimmy: Wow, six months pregnant by then!

Adora: Kinda? Like if pregnant people aren’t supposed to operate heavy machinery or ride rollercoasters, I think carrying a big heavy golem man is worse? Wonder woman is dope and you have like theee perfect hair for her! I just looked up maternity Wonder Woman costumes and they’re so cute! You absolutely should do that for halloween!

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🤕 KIMDORA

Kimmy: I don't know if there's any bruises or sprains but my back definitely doesn't feel good! I'm pretty sure the baby is okay, though! SHE didn't have to carry him, after all! It's not like he was on our belly!

Kimmy: It was good practice though! One day I'll have a heavy baby to lift on baby backpacks!

Adora: I am soooo sure you're still not supposed to lift things when you're already carrying a baby in you, but whateves, as long as you're okay. Pop off Wonder Woman!

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🛁 FAEDORA

Faelix: I like your strategy. So now the real question is, what all do I have to do to get some of that conditioner after too? My hair is too good to let dry out.

Adora: I knew you would! Hmm you seem pretty smart. I'm sure you'll be able to come up with *some* way to earn yourself some conditioner.

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🛁 FAEDORA

Faelix: Just figuring out which we should do first, the hair washing or the fucking part.

Adora: The fucking. I have a feeling we’d get really sweaty together and my conditioner is too expensive to let go to waste like that.

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🤕 KIMDORA

Kimmy: We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

Kimmy: I'd never tell Clay to his face, but he's not very light....

Adora: Oh my gods! That’s awful. How broken are you? Any bruises or sprains? How’s the baby!!!????

[adoraeros]

TEXT 🛁 FAEDORA

Faelix: I wish we could take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” kinda way, but in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

Faelix: But also in a "let's fuck" kinda way.

Adora: And whaaaat exactly is stopping us from doing that?

[sleepygyal]

me: *keeps creating dramatic love scenarios at night and can’t fall asleep*