The New Entertainment For This Boring Hell
Sparxie! Fem Reader in Hazbin Hotel
Warnings: out of character, y/n being down bad and horny for vox and that alone deserves its own warning
A month had passed, and Y/N is making progress understanding the concept of Hell. She understands the constant turf wars as she was almost got blown away from one. She understands that Hell has many sectors and rings, such as lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, wrath and greed, and the ring she is currently at right now is Pride. Huh, guess it kinda fit how she acts back when she was alive. She also heard words about the existence of Overlords, a hierarchy of powerful demons that ruled over a specific section of Hell, which she found interesting as she wanted to be one but knew that it is easier said than done truly as she found out you need to own million of souls through either soul contracts and bargains to become an overlord or raise your influence by any means.
She also heard something hilarious and ridiculous when she strolled around Hell. About a redemption project called Hazbin Hotel, a hotel project made by their lovely Princess of Hell, Charlie Morningstar, with a goal to redeem sinners.
Okay, first off, she never knew that the Devil himself had a daughter, can't believe the Devil actually smashes someone in bed, that person must be lucky since that means they're the queen of hell, which she envied.
Second, that was probably the most sheltered and naive behaviour she had ever heard, as she never laughed so hard for her entire life. Redemption? Pfft, pathetic. This is literally Hell. A place where every scumbags ends up for a reason, yet the princess wanted to redeem one? That is not just stupid, but plain idiotic. She's just an excuse of a princess, let alone for Hell itself. Kindness and empathy has no place here. Even if that delusional princess managed to redeem one, that still won't apply to the other vast majority of Hell, as this has been going for millions of years, so one success simply means nothing.
But, enough of that, as Y/N instead had focused on honing her newfound powers as a demon for the time being. During the past month, Y/N had uncovered many new abilities of her newfound powers, such as the ability to interact with any kind of technologies which she could use to broadcast herself on TV or also travel through it as a form of transportation, the power to perfectly shapeshift into anything she wanted to be, the power to manipulate, create and control any sound waves, which could all be useful for her future plans. She also found out she somehow has the power to warp and alter reality, even unconsciously, which she found out during when she was trying to "troll" a random sinner by simply kicking him into a garbage dump and accidentally sent them into an endless loop of dizziness and motion sickness through space and time and became traumatized for life...Poor guy...
She also found out that her already strong 2 mushroom-like creatures (the white one she named Shiro, and the black one she named Aku), could also duplicate themselves endlessly like cells, generate an electromagnetic pulsing field that could neutralize use of powers in the proximity, or even grow both small and big, which could potentially be useful against any fight since the creatures are already powerful and strong themselves naturally.
She also learned she could transform herself into a data virus that could infect not only technologies, but also other demons as she had tested it on a poor sinner kid that now probably having seizures and diseases because of her. Whoopsies~~~ Sorry not sorry, because like a certain someone said, "f*ck em kids", so why should she care?
She also learnt she has some psychic abilities, such as telekinesis, telepathy, etc. thinking that it would potentially be useful for something one day.
Y/N is currently looking at her reflection on a mirror she stole from someone. She notes that she is now indeed actually her own model, which always looks like a ring master for some reason. You know, she always think to herself why she ever fund for a ring master version of her old model as this is literally just another version of her old model. This is basically just an updated version of her old model as she literally went from a "Masked Fool" to this.
But, Y/N isn't complaining since she had saw how many people are always watching her with interest due to how different she is since out of everyone she sees, she is one of the ones that looked eerily human, which is exactly what she always wanted: attention. Back when she was alive, in middle school, she always envies how pretty and attractive others were due to how easily they attracted gazes and attentions, as she always tried her best to look prettier than them to stand out more but failed, which is why she is always so pathetic in her attempts at being prettier than others so that people could notice her. (What a sore loser...)
The fact that now people are attracted to her for some reason simply only fuels her pride and narcissism as she finally stands out, even though it has to be in hell. Guess it's worth the money if she had known earlier that she would look like this when she go to hell. Who cares about being trapped here for eternity when she could have the attention of everyone? It's like an irresistible drug she could never resist
And maybe, just maybe, her being old model is the reason why her voice suddenly turned supernatural, ethereal even. Her voice now has the power to heal people, control people, fortify wills as well as break them, all through her words alone. Some sinners have even outright compared listening to her voice to taking drugs, which is how she was able to deceive many people into making soul contracts with her without realising it, giving her the feeling and sense of dominance in owning someone's soul. Guess that's probably what the devil feels when making deals and contracts with mortals, huh?
She also had uses her voice for uh...sexual activities. Listen, before you judge miss Y/N here, she's literally lonely, okay? Like she's literally been only accompanied by her 2 mushroom-like creatures, so don't judge her for doing so. Besides, no one could ever resist the temptation in doing so if one has that kind of power, right? ...right? No? Just her? ...Okay then.......
Anyway, that aside, she would've considered grinding for the time being, but first, right now she's going somewhere that had catches her attention: Entertainment District.
Y/N: Now this is my type of place~
As Y/N skips her way down Entertainment District, taking in the bright and magnificent metropolitan-like city around her, whistling in fascination and awe. This, at least this place looks cool.
Her interest was cut short when she hears a loud voice from a screen on a TV store. As she looked over, she was in awe on who she saw on screen. Mesmerized and captivated is the right expressions used here, as she lustfully looked at a TV headed demon with a fancy suit on the screen with heart eyes.
If Shiro and Aku had an expression and also a face instead of those dots for eyes, their respective expressions right now would probably be "woman...are you serious right now?" and "guess that's her type...".
Since Shiro represents a more tamed aspect Of Y/N, he just headbutt Y/N on the stomach, as if trying to say "down, girl!" with that to scold Y/N for being horny over a person with a TV for a head. And Y/N apparently understand this as well.
Y/N: What's your problem, Shiro?! It's not wrong for a girl to have a type! Even if they're so weird looking, as long as they looked hot, very human and fuckable, it's okay, right?!
Shiro exhale a breath of leaking bubble in resignation. Can't believe this girl is already so down bad...for a TV headed demon that she only just saw now. Aku rubs her head against Shiro akin to how one would pat someone in the back, understanding what Shiro is thinking about, as if trying to say "don't worry, buddy, i feel you"
Y/N: Now, how am i gonna meet this handsome man? Should i hijack hell's internet and found out who he is? Is he some kind of a big shot? Is he single?
Suddenly, Aku taps her leg with her ears, which got Y/N attention.
Aku point her ears at a distance, where Y/N looked over and blushed profusely with heart eyes as she saw the same TV headed demon in the distance going to some kind of bar. Seeing this, Y/N instantly runs over with a giddy smile, having prepared something in mind.
Another day, another week of failing to embarrass Alastor once again, Vox is sitting in a bar to vent up his frustration and pathetic annoyance.
Vox: Ugh, that fucker Alastor is so goddamn annoying.
Oh, how he wanted to wipe that smug smile of his face. How he wanted to make him pay for what he did.
But, Vox knew that it is not that easy. Alastor is strong as he is cunning. Alastor always comes out on top whenever they fought, and it always sent Vox into a loud tempered tantrum: what is he missing? Just what makes Alastor so different? Is it skills? Tenacity? Intelligence? Experience? Or something else entirely?. He doesn't even understand anymore. He had built up so much power throughout the years just to prove Alastor wrong, and yet Alastor somehow always beats him no matter what.
Vox: Oy, barkeep, get me a drink.
Which the bartender obeyed in fear, as Vox is the only one in the bar right now. Meanwhile, Vox's power is slowly leaking due to his frustration and his pride being hurt every time. But, before he was able to be truly enraged...
Y/N: Oh my~ what got a handsome man like you so worked up?
To which Vox stopped when he heard the voice, and also when he feels someone rubbing against him. He looked to his side and sees a girl who looked like a ringmaster. However, what truly surprised him is how human she looked. Unlike most of the sinners that looked like something scary or stupid, she is so human. Humanly attractive enough to caught his interest.
Vox: hah, who the heck are you? You dare to talk to me? Don't you know who i am?
Y/N: Y/N is the name. And yes, i don't know who you are, so mind enlightening me, sexy~?
What Y/N said actually surprised Vox. Someone actually don't know him? She must be new around here.
Vox: Well, does your mom never teach you to not talk to random people?
Y/N:*huff and pouts* Pfft~ Like i ever care what that crippled old lady said to me. She's just too pathetic. Unable to ever give me what i want. Which is why i slit her throat for failing on buying me the very toy i wanted. I also make it as painful and as agonizing as possible for her to understand her failure. I remember seeing her face of despair and pain, as she looked at me with those wide eyes that is full of fear and realization what kind of person i am and that she failed like the failure of a mother she is. Oh, how delightful~ *smiles sadistically and blushing maniacally with twisted pleasure at the thought alone*
Vox's eyes widen at what Y/N. Holy shit, this girl is hardcore. Never had he met someone this hardcore. Well, maybe Alastor. But this girl is just as hardcore too.
Vox: Hmmm, interesting. Welp, guess i could enlighten you on who i am. I am Vox, the Media Overlord. People either talked about me, buy products from my company or heard about me. I'm the one that ruled this entirety of district with my own hands and brains. I'm the literal god of entertainment!!!.
Y/N silently looked at Vox for 5 seconds when hearing that, before finally found her voice.
Y/N: Okay~ That was maybe a little bit of self glaze right there~
Y/N:*Shrugs it off* anyway, wow~!!! So you're technically one of those big shots, aren't you? You're that Vox guy, one that's focused on entertainment that i have been seeing? 👀✨
Vox:*Chuckles* of course~ of course~I'm in charge of the entertainments around here~
Y/N: Wow~ you're so amazing~
The sight of Y/N seemingly admiring fill Vox with pride as he puff his chest. But, enough of that, Vox still wonders why this newbie came to him. She must have something in mind.
Vox: Now that you knew who i am, tell me, what are you doing here? What is it you're asking of me?
Y/N: Well...i simply wanted to make a deal with you~
This shocked Vox a little bit, but mostly amused him. Look at this newbie, does she not know the risk of making a deal in Hell? But, he wants to see what she has to offer.
Vox: And what do you have to offer?
Y/N: Well~ i'll make sure you became the most powerful~ i'll be going around and Increases my power and influence~ I'll act as your hidden trump card, your phantom~ I'll leave your logo or something during my Training Arc.
Vox: That can't be the only reason, right? What drives you to do this for me?
Y/N: Well, totally not became i'm down bad or anything...
Shiro and Aku looked at Y/N with eyes that seemingly said "are you serious?" When they literally saw Y/N lusting over Vox minutes ago (and probably almost starts jorking it), but Y/N just kicked them away for the time being
Y/N: Anyway...i want to make myself known throughout all of Hell. I want to become the most famous, just like how i was back when i was alive!
As Y/N put her foot on the bar counter, which received a "Hey!!!" From the barkeep, as Y/N dramatically spreads her arms open
Y/N: I want to reclaim my status as the Goddess of the Internet!!! I don't wanna become a lowly soul in hell. I'll show everyone to not mess with me!!! I'll SHINE BRIGHTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!! I'LL OVERCOME THOSE ABOVE ME!!!
Vox is shocked and stunned by Y/N's determination and motivation. He could see himself in her. Then, he comes to realization as he laughs to himself.
Vox: Oh, how could i be so dumb...
He might not be able to beat Alastor. However...He could instead train someone else so that they become as powerful as Alastor, nurturing their potential and growth to surpass Alastor. And this newbie just happens to be the perfect candidate with her pride and determination, even though he does not know or sees her powers yet, because he knew people like her, who is similar to him, won't stop at nothing to become the most powerful.
Vox: Alrighty, then...tell me, what's your condition for this deal?
Y/N: You...Become my manager.
Vox:*Confused* okay...as in what context?
Y/N: Well, don't know if collaborations will be a thing here since i never did one back then...So, being my manager as in the context of overseeing every streams i do.
Vox: Streams? Are you what Velvette called a streamer?
Y/N: ...I don't know who that is, but, yeah~! But, i think i have more hype than those puny streamers since i technically have a cult.
Vox: *Raises an eyebrow* now you have me interested.
Y/N: I'll try to spread the goodness and greatness of your company through my sponsorships during my streams~ while acting as your hidden phantom~ do we have a deal? It'll be a banger, i promise~!!!
Y/N then lets out her hand to Vox, which exudes white energy, and also...cow bell sounds, for some reason.
Vox looks at Y/N's hand. Well, that doesn't sound so hard? It's just all about managing this girl, right?
Vox: Deal *Shakes Y/N's hand*
After Vox shakes Y/N's hand, the energy of the deal is so strong, that the poor barkeep became the victim of it as he got sent flying away from his usual counter.
Vox: So...What will you do now, newbie?
Y/N:*Playfully think about it, with her hands on her chin* Well, maybe i will, you know, do some grinding first~
Vox: What does that supposed to mean?
Vox: What? Is it a new slang or some-
Y/N:*Cut him off* Anyway~ what i was tryna say is that, i'm gonna simply do some training first and be away for years, but, you'll probably see people talking about during that time since i'll probably causes some chaos and havoc across Hell~
Vox:Hmmm...I see, i see. Well, as your manager~ I'll allow you, to grind. ...If that's how you use that wording...
Y/N: Thanks, my handsome manager~ Muachh~ *Blows a kiss at Vox* Toodles~~
Y/N then jovially skips her way outside to starts what she called "grinding".
Meanwhile, Vox looked from afar with 2 reactions. One is anxious. This is the first time he became someone's manager directly. But the 2nd reaction is what sent chills down his spine: Ecstatic. He couldn't help but wonder just what will the newbie bring to Hell. Velvette is about fashion. Valentino is p*rn. And him, Vox, is about selling products. So, what will this girl and her streaming will bring.
Vox looked back at the poor barkeep who became the victim of their deal.
Vox: Hey, barkeep, since i'm feeling happy today~ I'll give you this much money for you~
Vox pulled out a whole briefcase and throw it at the unconscious barkeep, before straightening his tie and walking away.
Vox: Well...Looks like my future...just got BRIGHTER... (Brighter Reference?!)
(Man, been a while since i wrote this fanfic, but here is chapter 1. I think i managed to make Y/N irredeemable and pure evil. "Just maybe", though)
(Will go on a long time thinking what to write once again since i expanded her powers, sorry)
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