Kit

hardcore nerd with a side of fucked up

[wolfie-stylinson]

i dont give a shit if this doesnt fit into my blog or this doesnt make sense or  if anyone doesnt like this or whatever…

beware-phangirl

you are one of my best friends ever, and i want to say thank to you so so much for being there for me throughout the past god knows how long, cause ive never told you how much it means to have a friend that doesnt go away no matter what, especially when they have so many problems themselves. thank you for being there throughout my problems with relationships, in which you were my most trusted and helpful friend, throughout all the times ive wanted to end it all (i remember specifically you tweeting all my favourite youtubers to try and get them to help me, i never told you how much tht meant to me), that book of happy things you gave me? i use it every day. you are an amazing, talented, beautiful, creative, mad at times but still fantastic, clever, crazy weird person, and i love you (PLATONIC) and please dont change cause youre perfect. im sorry we arent hanging out as much recently, that makes me really sad, and i would love for you to hang out with us more, cause i MISS YOU ALOT, (yes even you teasing me ;)), and i miss not singing disney and hsm down facetime to each other, and deep conversations that last for 4 hours about or favourite youtubers, and i miss fangirling with you, and writing with you, and going into town together and doing all the things we used to do and havent for ages. I MISS YOU SO COME BACK and i would miss you if you ever left, so dont go. so yeah. 

(that wasnt planned or anything, sorry for the bad grammer. but yeah i just had things i wanted to say and havent, so yeah…love you loads,,,)

[wolfie-stylinson]

@dantiloquent was going on a little trek through my post archives and found this. It all still stands friendo <3 

[wolfie-stylinson]

So i was in german class the other day, and i sit next to this guy who is one of the “popular” kids (aka a jerk who screws around in lessons the whole time) who has a track record of homophobic bullying, of which i have been the victim. Basically, he’s homophobic, and hated one direction. So, he saw a one direction sticker on my notebook, and wrote “gay” on it in pen. This is the conversation that followed:

Me: actually, two of them are Him: what? Me: yeah. (Points to lou and haz) those two have been together since x-factor. Him: what for real? Me: yeah Him: yeah right Me: no look. (Shows him multiple larry pictures and proofs) Him: But doesnt one of them have a girlfriend? Me: no, his management company are homophobic, so they make it look like he does to keep it all a secret Him: but why? Me: they worry record sales will go down and publicity will be bad. Him: but thats stupid. Me: (slightly confused) i know… Him: and it would help the gay community so much if they came out! Me: (even MORE confused as to what happened to the homophobic jerk) yeah… (A few minutes of silence passed, and then he scribbled out the “gay” from the sticker.)

So thats the story of how i turned a 14 yr old homophobic anti-one direction jerk into a larry shipper in about fove minutes.

[squishy-wizards]

Sherrinford Theory

Her name is Euros, so who is Sherrinford? 

The fourth Holmes sibling. Because “everyone stops looking after three”

And Euros’s twin. Because Sherlock always says “it’s never twins”, hence making it a detail he may overlook, and making Sherrinford the perfect plot twist, matching the clue Moftiss gave us about TFP. 

What do you think? 

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → A Foursome of Heroes

This time instead of a trio, I’ve got a foursome. There is a friendship that develops, that is the most important thing in the movie, that’s what carries you on. J.K. Rowling 

[dearmyblank]

Dear S,

Please don’t hurt me like she did. I beg you. If you aren’t in this like I am, please tell me. Because I can’t go through that again. You’re the first girl I’ve actually liked since she completely broke my heart and it’s terrifying. I never thought I’d be able to open up to anyone again but I can’t stop thinking about you. Please don’t hurt me. I’m pretty fucking fragile.

Love, B.

[wolfie-stylinson]

sort of just want to rip my heart out and throw it off a cliff. shortly followed by my brain.

[trashlarents-blog]

no but I need a fic where Harry works at Sainsbury’s or something and he’s really shy and has a terrible stutter. And like every customer thinks he’s making fun of them but he’s really not and also the other employees are really rude laughing and making fun of him. So one day Louis stops by to buy something for his sisters or whatever and it’s quite busy at the checkout so Harry calls for someone to help through the speaker of the store and there’s a lot of stuttering and Louis hears people laugh and he’s like how’s that funny? So he looks to see who was talking in the first place and his breath gets caught in his throat because the boy at the checkout is actually beautiful. So he changed his line and waited until he was in front of Harry and put his stuff on the counter and flashed him a smile before asking “Love, do you have a pen?” and Harry hesitantly gives it to him, not understanding why the customer would need a pen. So when Louis gets the receipt from Harry (who is shaking terribly) he scribbles down his phone number and hands it back to Harry without another word and grabs his stuff, leaving the change and just hopes Harry will text him and he does and something beautiful comes out oF IT AND SOMEONE WRITE THIS YOU WILL GET A FOLLOW A SHOUTOUT AND ALL MY LOVE

[soggybottomed]

Bake Off Bingo

Every week I’m going to create four bingo cards for use with the week’s episode: this week, cake! 

Aim of the game is to cross off all the items on your card. Winner gets… well, whatever you choose to play for! And hey, there’s nothing to stop you turning this into a drinking game… 

Enjoy! 

[helloandwelcometotheoneshow]

This is FABULOUS

[undiscoveredfic]

Hey, do you write?

Of course you do. Don’t we all?

This new blog is a place for people like you and me—the little guys. We’re basically minnows in a literary ocean. But every dog (er, metaphorical fish) has its day, and this is yours.

Send me a link to your 1D fanfic, whether it’s on AO3 or LiveJournal. I promise to do two things:

1. Read it.

2. Promote it.

If you’ve already created a post for your fic on Tumblr, I’ll reblog it. If you haven’t, I can make one for you. :-D I’m willing to blog about every type of story related to One Direction: any pairing, any rating, any length… Fluffy fic, smutty fic, and everything in between… Canon compliant, canon divergent, or whatever alternate universe you can dream up.

Haven’t published anything yet? That’s alright! I can refer you to blogs that give excellent writing tips. Hit me up if you’re looking for a beta or simply need advice on posting to AO3.

But the most helpful thing you can possibly do AT THIS EXACT MOMENT is reblog this post. Pass it on!

That’s right. Spread the word, please. I want everyone that writes for this fandom to be a “famous” author. You work hard, and you deserve feedback and appreciation. At the very least, your fics deserve to be read.

[weloveshortvideos]

[katsaudioedits]

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[incorgneto]

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEEEEEEEE

[galacticsunshinemp3]

2 seconds through and I HAD to reblog. This is INSANE

[wolfie-stylinson]

When you missed the tumblr update that made sending a message and an ask two different things and have now unintentionally messaged someone and want to die of embarrassment

[quotethatshow]

[stephrc79]

Reblogging again because I spent almost a year being friends with someone who refused time and time again to apologize for hurting me time and time again because, in her words, “I’m not apologizing when I don’t think i did anything wrong.”

The truth here is painful. The truth hits too close to home.

[thebestpersonherelovesbucky]

intent and content are not the same thing. Just because you didn’t mean to hurt someone doesn’t mean you didn’t. It doesn’t make you a bad person to accidentally hurt someone. It makes you a bad person to refuse the acknowledgement of the hurt you’ve caused.

[carriehopefletcher-deactivated2]

THIS IS SO GOOD! (I love Louis CK)

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

I’d rather have an interviewer ask 1d about their favourite socks than their sex lives like what colour are the majority of your socks, do you sort them in pairs or just put them on mismatched, do you own fluffy socks, what about Christmas socks…literally anything rather than have you ever hooked up with xyz

[harryandlouisarehappilystrong]

I can’t even believe I’m about to say this, but that is genuinely something I want to know now lol.

[ificouldflymp3]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but Harry has slept with a fan. They just hit it off as soon as they met and they even moved in together months after meeting. I know this might sound crazy, but Harry even has complementary tattoos w/ this fan. And it's not just one. They have a bunch of them. They've been together for 5 years and I'm pretty sure that Harry wants to settle down with this fan. The most recent thing I've heard is that they're probably engaged. I'm sorry but you just have to accept it

Most perfect ask ever

[wolfie-stylinson]

#themomentwhen you realise literally all of your irl friends either hate you or annoy the fuck out of you. Time to retreat to the Internet me thinks. I hate life. I hate everything right now. Especially my friends who just make me feel shitty about myself. They don't even mean it can they do.

[agarthanguide]

Presented without comment.

EXCEPT to say- commonplacecaz.