Swiftwind

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Jason Statham is just the Steven Seagal of the 21st century

[disgustinggf]

a girlfriend is just a weighted blanket that bites you

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Is your girlfriend a vampire or something?

[ad-wills]

it's a lot of stuff...

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Stop calling me out like this, tumblr!

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Petty rant time

Am I the only person in the world who can't ever solve Magic Eye puzzles? Like I've tried all the time and no matter how many times I do things like "Cross your eyes" or "Look past the picture" or whatever stupid advice I get, I can't see the thing it's supposed to be and just have to take people's word for it

[kira-vera]

‪phantom thieves doing what they do best even after joker’s final smash‬

(original quote from @gengar-sans !)

[wolfkingswiftwind]

The only one of these I want is Kirby

[retrogamingblog2]

Biblically accurate Magneton

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Behold: Magne-tons

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Hot take: There are no bad Pokémon. Every Pokémon deserves to be given love and proper care, even the ugly, scary, and "useless" ones.

[mothermishy]

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

[abracazabka]

[feralrookie]

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

[prismatic-bell]

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

[captainlordauditor]

And no, it is not a rickroll

[zoroshonkingbazonkadonkas]

...i'll go check that link

[calicodreamer]

@selkierr i promise you will love this

[selkierr]

This is going on my main blog.

This link is worth your time.

[dukeoftheblackstar]

No questions. Just click.

@starrrgazingbunny @kimiheartblade @amorfista

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Just gonna spread the message on this. If you haven’t clicked on the link, do it. It’s fun

[wolfkingswiftwind]

You ever just have that feeling where you're too tired to fall asleep and/or too bored to want to do anything?

[wolfkingswiftwind]

I have to wonder how many people that prefer Luigi over Mario or Tails over Sonic do so mainly because they were younger siblings forced to be Player 2 growing up

[wolfkingswiftwind]

My roommate and I have a mouse in our house, and one day, just a little bit out of my normal vision, I saw him. And when I turned to look directly at him, he saw me and booked it out of my room...I wanna catch him and make him my friend but I don’t know how to or if that’s a good idea

[wolfkingswiftwind]

You know what: screw you. *un-sonics your hedgehog*

[stubbypubby]

Eevee licking someone's ice cream

[ethics-snom]

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cc ^)🪚) *sawing noises*

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cc •)🪚) …how did you get in here???

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Your front door was open and I just wanted to say hi. You are a good snom :)

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Honey that comes in bear-shaped bottles tastes better. That’s a proven science fact.

[wolfkingswiftwind]

How many Pokemon Roleplaying blogs are even on this site?

Seriously, I went to go and check out @i-am-a-snom and his blog and I found that there are like 7 different snoms here on tumblr? What?

[wolfkingswiftwind]

I keep finding more of them!

[eevee-the-lazy]

hi. i am a lazy eevee. :P

[wolfkingswiftwind]

Amazing. I’m away from tumblr for several days, see you mentioned on a @pmseymourva video, and then when I go to find you and @engineer-snom on Tumblr to follow you both, I find this comment here

[wolfkingswiftwind]

So would anyone here care if I started posting some of my video game remixes here that I made in FL Studio? I’m not looking for clout, I just think you guys would like it